Willie Coyote
1.2K posts

Willie Coyote
@drunkenracoon
Super genius, Lovable crash test dummy, and avid Acme shopper
United States Katılım Temmuz 2013
50 Takip Edilen21 Takipçiler

Well I bought this @JimmyDean because in general I like your products. This one is a GIGANTIC fail. Did anyone even try this before it was put on shelves. I purchased 3 ate 1 through 2 away. HORRIBLE!!

English

@megynkelly I used to like @megynkelly It’s become obvious through her recent actions that she has NO PRINCIPLES and will say ANYTHING for clicks and views
English

@SenWarren YOU DON’T HAVE A RIGHT TO SOMEONE ELSES MONEY. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
English

I am currently LOCKED out of my email because of the FUCK STICKS @Outlook and their 56 verifications. I’m signing in on a FUCKING iPhone you ASSHOLES. It’s secure. I don’t need the capture, and the phone verification, and the email verification. FUCK YOU!
English

FUCK YOU @Outlook I don’t want your ridiculous 37 factor authentication process. Keep you fucking dick beaters away from my email account. All I want to do is check my FUCKING email. Eat a bag of dicks!!!
English

Is there anyone left that thinks @TuckerCarlson hasn’t gone completely cuckoo for coco puffs?
English

You are so fucking laughable @jamie_raskin 4 years under Biden and nothing. Now you want to pull this bullshit 25th garbage on @POTUS. You’re such a fucking clown. How does anyone take you seriously with this level of hypocrisy.
English

@ThatKevinSmith you know what the world is missing a princess bride series. Make it happen I’ll help write it
English

Hey @united get your act together. Not only is my flight delayed, but now I’ll miss my connection. If only I could talk to customer service!!!!! Been on hold for 20 minutes!!!
English

This guy right here is a price of shit @SenRubenGallego. If you don’t agree with @POTUS decision. That’s fine, but keep your garbage mouth shut about the military and what we are capable of. We are the ONLY world power
English

Hey @JDVance you better get a hold of your @vaSecretary. He stands to do real damage to our brothers and sisters. The change he made yesterday is unacceptable. I and many others expect you and @POTUS to have our back.
English

@realMaalouf Just another excellent reason to own a dog. Remember kids help a stray adopt from your local pound
English

What the hell @FedEx originally my package was supposed to be delivered between 11:30 and 3:30 and now I have this. I am purposely going to stop buying from places that use you for shipping. I can never get a package on time delivered by you!!!

English

@RepSwalwell Really you fucking bag of shit. Maybe for once in your life try not being a bag of shit. Renee Good fucked around and she found out. I believe that as American citizens we do have the right to protest, but there is NO right to interfere with law enforcement operations
English

You’re a fucking traitor @Jacob_Frey. How about putting actual Americans first
English

@FridayPlans Whoever came up with your commercial I would like to punch directly in the face repeatedly
English

Summer was fun and all, but now the nights are getting longer...and the real fun happens after dark with #fridayplans

English







