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Willie Coyote

Willie Coyote

@drunkenracoon

Super genius, Lovable crash test dummy, and avid Acme shopper

United States Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Amy Klobuchar
Amy Klobuchar@amyklobuchar·
Voting is a right, not a privilege. The SAVE Act won’t save anything. It will strip Americans of their right to vote. We have to fight back to protect our democracy.
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
Well I bought this @JimmyDean because in general I like your products. This one is a GIGANTIC fail. Did anyone even try this before it was put on shelves. I purchased 3 ate 1 through 2 away. HORRIBLE!!
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
@megynkelly I used to like @megynkelly It’s become obvious through her recent actions that she has NO PRINCIPLES and will say ANYTHING for clicks and views
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
@SenWarren YOU DON’T HAVE A RIGHT TO SOMEONE ELSES MONEY. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
I am currently LOCKED out of my email because of the FUCK STICKS @Outlook and their 56 verifications. I’m signing in on a FUCKING iPhone you ASSHOLES. It’s secure. I don’t need the capture, and the phone verification, and the email verification. FUCK YOU!
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
FUCK YOU @Outlook I don’t want your ridiculous 37 factor authentication process. Keep you fucking dick beaters away from my email account. All I want to do is check my FUCKING email. Eat a bag of dicks!!!
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
Is there anyone left that thinks @TuckerCarlson hasn’t gone completely cuckoo for coco puffs?
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
You are so fucking laughable @jamie_raskin 4 years under Biden and nothing. Now you want to pull this bullshit 25th garbage on @POTUS. You’re such a fucking clown. How does anyone take you seriously with this level of hypocrisy.
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
I just thought I would share the journey of my items I ordered from @amazon and being shipped with @UPS to Texas. Let me say that again the items final destination is Texas
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
@ThatKevinSmith you know what the world is missing a princess bride series. Make it happen I’ll help write it
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
Hey @united get your act together. Not only is my flight delayed, but now I’ll miss my connection. If only I could talk to customer service!!!!! Been on hold for 20 minutes!!!
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
This guy right here is a price of shit @SenRubenGallego. If you don’t agree with @POTUS decision. That’s fine, but keep your garbage mouth shut about the military and what we are capable of. We are the ONLY world power
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
Hey @JDVance you better get a hold of your @vaSecretary. He stands to do real damage to our brothers and sisters. The change he made yesterday is unacceptable. I and many others expect you and @POTUS to have our back.
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
@realMaalouf Just another excellent reason to own a dog. Remember kids help a stray adopt from your local pound
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
Female Islamic scholar: “Owning a dog causes you to lose blessings and keeps angels away from your home. Whoever owns a dog is in debt to Allah and will be punished, so think twice.” They really do hate dogs.
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Willie Coyote
Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
What the hell @FedEx originally my package was supposed to be delivered between 11:30 and 3:30 and now I have this. I am purposely going to stop buying from places that use you for shipping. I can never get a package on time delivered by you!!!
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
@RepSwalwell Really you fucking bag of shit. Maybe for once in your life try not being a bag of shit. Renee Good fucked around and she found out. I believe that as American citizens we do have the right to protest, but there is NO right to interfere with law enforcement operations
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Rep. Eric Swalwell
Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell·
Renee Good wasn’t a threat—she was a mom with stuffed animals in her glove box. If the GOP won’t act, we will.
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Hakeem Jeffries
Hakeem Jeffries@RepJeffries·
Kristi Noem is a stone-cold liar who has zero credibility. There is nothing to suggest the shooting of an unarmed woman in Minneapolis was justified. This heinous killing must be criminally investigated to the full extent of the law.
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
You’re a fucking traitor @Jacob_Frey. How about putting actual Americans first
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white
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Willie Coyote@drunkenracoon·
@FridayPlans Whoever came up with your commercial I would like to punch directly in the face repeatedly
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Friday Plans
Friday Plans@FridayPlans·
Summer was fun and all, but now the nights are getting longer...and the real fun happens after dark with #fridayplans
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