David Schach

BREAKING: The Islamic Republic is preparing to hang eight women. Not a word from the international community or so-called human rights organizations.

Let's be real: There are people among us who want to destroy America. (Not just from the White House.) It started in Gaza, and they want to move up to take down the United States.

Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage “When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I've done something for you for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It's genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that's the way it works. It's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever”

BREAKING: In a terribly embarrassing moment for Trump, Fox News has to cut away from his speech because he isn’t making any coherent sense. It’s beyond clear Trump is senile. Retweet so all Americans see this.

Symbolically recognizing a phantom Palestinian state that doesn’t meet the most basic requirements of statehood will change nothing on the ground. Not a single Palestinian will be freer and not a single Israeli will be safer. It will, however, send the message that terror pays.

@jodiem Data Cloud on org 2 can't show data in related lists in org 1. But we're being sold that as a feature.

Curious why @salesforce says almost all customers need a second org to use Data Cloud. (New Data Org refers to core CRM org.) 90% of customers? So we lose the automations and related lists they're touting. Feels like a bait-and-switch. @Benioff please sort out product marketing.

@jodiem I hear you, but why have a certification and make it a central part of TDX when it's not good for all customers. And be clear. Let's not be apologists for a misstep in an official company slide

Fun at #TDX with @MamboMerge and @donrobins #sfplaybyplay

BREAKING: After slurring his words twice this afternoon, Donald Trump once again forgot who is currently President. Retweet to ensure no one can ignore Trump’s clear cognitive decline.

Marjorie Taylor Greene responds to British Foreign Secretary David Cameron urging Congress to pass Ukraine aid: “Frankly, he can kiss my ass.” MTG is a national embarrassment.

New from X-Squared on Demand x2od.com/2024/prevent-d… Prevent Duplicate Emails on Leads (from @salesforce Cookbook 2010)

Only Rudolph should drive lit. Drive sober or get pulled over.🎄 Spend your holiday season with family, not law enforcement. Celebrate responsibly. Driving sober saves lives, including yours!

To the presidents of @Columbia, @nyuniversity, @Harvard and other universities who have stood SILENT as terror supporters have marched through campus and celebrated raping women, executing children and kidnapping grandmothers, you are cowards. Listen to Columbia Professor and father @ShaiDavidai’s heartbreaking speech:

Many people are wondering about what’s happening on U.S. campuses. While I can’t speak about all other college campuses, I can definitely give you an insider’s view about @Columbia University. (this thread may be a bit long, but trust me: it's worth it)

Someone skipped History class.

“The Holocaust did not start with ghettos or gas chambers, but with hateful antisemitic rhetoric, decrees and actions by senior academics, among other leaders of society” - Yad Vashem (Holocaust museum in Israel)

It’s been clear to me for some time that many (most?) people know very little about what led to the Holocaust, whether they are uninformed or misinformed. They know the methods in which Jews were killed, but not the nature of the rhetoric that led to it. That needs to change.

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