Damian

Awesome night seeing @realclintonb tonight in Edinburgh. Now for the drive back to Aberdeen!

@TheBarmyArmy For the Indian team it’d be win without cheating!

What is the HARDEST thing to do in cricket? 🤔

@IfindWankers @planetjedward Need to ask @realclintonb where he was 9 months before they were born!

Who remembers these washed up wankers?

Without telling us your age, who is the first cricketer you fell in love with?

That guy is gonna upset the flag shaggers! #BGT

@NFLUKIRE You fucked over your fan base last year by ditching season tickets and making the fixtures absolutely mediocre. Better start scraping the barrel for influencers!

Repost if the 2026 NFL London Games are in your plans 👀🔁

@NFLUKIRE @Channel5Sport Would rather shit in my hands and clap than put up with that tripe!

Meet your broadcast team Super Bowl Sunday on @Channel5Sport! 👇

Live from #RoyalRumble

@NFLUKIRE @LevisStadium @NFL Patriots vs Packers. For the bantz Steelers vs Packers

Which two teams do you want to see at @LevisStadium in February?

@IsraeliPM Fuck off ya cunt!

To all our Christian friends around the world - Merry Christmas!

The IDF wishes all those celebrating a Merry Christmas! ❄️🎄

It’s like a who’s who of bellends created by a bellend!

@SkyNewsBreak Car accident?

Family of singer-songwriter Chris Rea, known for hits including Driving Home for Christmas, says he has died at the age of 74 For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33

Someone animate this so little MAGA hats fly out of him like Sonic rings

@NUFC Match winner!

Big Nick. 🇩🇪

@I_amMukhtar Gonads the size of Jupiter!

This is the moment a brave hero tackled and disarmed one of the shooters at Bondi Beach in Sydney.

@englandcricket Just declare! I’ll not bother setting an alarm in the morning.

We end Day 3 trailing Australia by 43 runs, with four wickets in hand.

@AVGirl4Life Donald Trump!

What am I? 🤔🤔

Rio Ferdinand is as good at presenting as he is at being a loyal husband! #WorldCup2026 #WorldCupDraw

@BangSwitchMatt The ‘B’ is for bastards! And that they are! Every single one of them. Especially the gang badge cunts!

The sheer number of "ACAB" "FTP" "typical cop" bullshit idiotic responses to this baffles me. One piece of shit cop was discovered and turned in by other cops. Those cops then fired him. A couple years later he kills his kid and the cops end him. But yeah, all cops are bad...