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Ernest

@e_coolman

supporting a small account like me is like gently rubbing a homeless man’s belly. 1 follow = 1 belly rub = karmic good fortune

Katılım Temmuz 2022
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Ernest
Ernest@e_coolman·
@mnolangray I don’t understand how more countries didn’t go the French route and get mostly nuclear generated power
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@politbureaucrat Temp V is Butcher getting leg extensions in Mexico to combat the Talls
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Leonid@politbureaucrat·
Billy Butcher for r/shortguys who instead of Supes hunts tall people
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@philarekt So the dot com peak is the highest the stock market will ever be?
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Ernest@e_coolman·
@punished_daniel My take is if the international average is 4 cm you only need to be higher than that
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@favelaoverlord Guy’s are coming up with any way possible to mention their height and stature
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@ratlimit@ratlimit·
"Can my boyfriend come?" Will he become taciturn at our laughter?
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Leman Walters
Leman Walters@LemanWalters·
Wedging your Bollocks in the freezer drawer YES OR NO?
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KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ·
Clavicular has been off Testosterone for 4 weeks now trying to regain fertility, and people can’t believe how different he already looks 😳
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Ernest@e_coolman·
This is how Zoomers describe turning 30
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Ernest@e_coolman·
@tomhfh Prices at Be At One would make anyone communist
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Ernest@e_coolman·
@fastrlife Eat a stick of kale anytime you experience joy
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Axel (fastr)@fastrlife·
The peptide for constantly elevated dopamine levels is going to change the world more than anything we’ve ever seen before
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Ernest@e_coolman·
@embry_ben @bronzebust It’s a depreciating asset. And the marginal utility of the same woman versus the novelty is not factored in here
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Ben Embry
Ben Embry@embry_ben·
Guy gets married at 21 to a lovely 21 yr old. Other 21 guy is single but was told he has unlimited s*x options. One month later, what’s the score? One year later? 4 years later when the men are 25, one has had his woman of choice for over 1300 nights. The other guy has had to pay cover fees, drinks, parking, uber, hi and lo looksmaxx costs, text game, strikeouts, walks, doctor visits, freak shows. What’s the score?
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bronzebust@bronzebust·
No one talks about how hard it is for a man in the prime of his life to turn away from basically unlimited dates, sex, romantic partners etc and actually settle down with someone
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Ernest@e_coolman·
@NighthawkTradez I need it at $700 by Wednesday or I’m getting my arms broken by the Albanian loan sharks
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NightHawk Capital@NighthawkTradez·
Does $IREN end the week over $70?
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Ramp Capital
Ramp Capital@RampCapitalLLC·
Enhanced Games but it’s Tiger Woods faded on Percocet vs John Daly loaded on 15 Jack & Cokes
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Ernest@e_coolman·
@ad0rnai 35 isn’t the prime of a man’s life?? Devastating
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