Eamonn Hunt

"Hello Emily, what's this ". "Well Miss Phillipson, despite me only being six years old I decided to do a deep dive into the Morgan McSweeney stolen phone fiasco". "OK Emily, we'll leave it there". "Anyway, I was VERY suspicious right from the start because Mr Starmer, You, Mr Reed and all the other people who came on the telly and were asked about it all gave different dates for when it went missing and......". "Stop Emily, that's enough". "....and these dates varied by nearly a year, which is mental. And then you all gave differing accounts of what actually happened on the date you individually claimed to be the day of the theft. From my perspective as a mere six year old child this all seemed to be a bit whiffy, like when my puppy does a poo on the carpet, so I....". "THATS ENOUGH ". "....so I dug a bit deeper. Mr McSweeney gave what can only be considered to be scant details of the alleged theft when he reported it to the Police. It seems he didn't even know the location of the incident despite actually being there at the time. Now, I may only be in year 2 but I'd certainly know where I was if someone came up to me in the street and stole my ice cream so....". "Emily... bloody SHUT UP". "....so I've absolutely no idea how he didn't know where he was when his phone was snatched out of his hand. And then we move on to the "lost data". Now, Miss Phillipson as you know.....". "Now listen here you little shit, I've heard enough of this bollocks. Can someone take her away please"? "I'll continue. As you know Miss Phillipson, if someone takes your phone and won't give it back, or if it's damaged or stolen you can get a new one. It happened to my Daddy at work. He dropped his phone off some scaffolding and it wouldn't work. So THE NEXT DAY he got a new one and carried on as normal. He even had all the messages on it from my Mummy telling him she thought Mr Starmer was a twat, Lammy is thick as mince, Reeves couldn't run a burger van and you couldn't be trusted as far as anyone could throw you. It was all still there". (Miss Phillipson walks off). "But Miss Phillipson, I haven't mentioned how I believe this could all jeopardise your digital ID ambitions". "Piss off Emily, I'm not interested". "Can you or Mr Starmer tell us why we should put absolutely everything about ourselves onto our mobile phone for our "convenience" if all the data completely disappears when someone steals the phone, just like it did with Mr McSweeneys phone? Don't you think that's a bit silly"? (Miss Phillipson has left the playground).

Everything rotten in Britain stems from this period. Everything. Landlord rents. Shit in the rivers. Zero work hours. No British industry. Gas, electric bills through the roof, No affordable housing. All of it.

Northfield Road W13 @EalingCouncil still allow drivers to illegally park on the pavement on this street without penalty. "But it's a quiet little side road". Irrelevant. Pavements are for people, not tin boxes.

Jesus wept He's already priming for a soft judgement The victim, voluntarily having a drink, does not justify involuntarily having sex. How the hell did we get here, to a point where we fail victims and assist offenders escaping full consequences I am so, so sorry for the victims. Im enraged just as a taxpaying citizen, I cannot even imagine the victim and her family. It has to stop, today.

@TaraBull Pretty cool.

What do you call this look?

Thursday 5th March 2026 Thought Of The Day From Morden Underground Station

@_zabiiii Theres still 52 people, its just that 30 are dead. Unless of course the killer is just killing time for 30.

99.9% people failed this logic Riddle Can you beat them in 10 seconds?🤔

@PeterTatchell plot for novel- crop sprayer pilot loses child to infection from polluted river, fills plane tanks with sewage outflow and empties it over homes of Water Co. directors. They prosecute, he claims was returning their property, jury acquits....

Damn. Canada’s not wrong.

JD #Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebrations on the 4th of July. #Vatican has confirmed Pope Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead. That's the Papal equivalent of a middle finger.

@AdameMedia The Palace of Versailles is the most visited palace in Europe and they have not had a royal family since 1870! So tourism is not a good enough reason to keep the Royals! It’s all a bit murky & corrupt,, TIME4CHANGE 💯

@BobFromAccounts As a pedestrian in London, cyclists are a fucking menace. It’s a nightmare crossing the road and they’re all over the pavements

Eight cyclists occupy the space of approximately one car. In London, 60% of car trips are single occupancy. Cycle lanes and cyclists do not cause congestion; cars do. Cyclists alleviate congestion; they are doing drivers a favour

This is illegal @10DowningStreet and you promised to punish the polluters. From Wessex to Windermere, private water companies continue to dump sewage, microplastics and forever chemicals in our precious rivers without consequences.

Restore Woodbourne Road Athletics Stadium for competition - Sign the Petition! c.org/znXpQD9FMB via @UKChange

This is the pathway from Gartnavel hospital towards Hyndland train station My @guidedogs had to take me onto the road at the very dangerous junction , as I have no way of seeing what’s coming round the cot we go our right and cats certainly can’t see me until it might be too late @SightScotland

Be careful everyone, this happened in greystones. The lady's daughter was scammed out of €1000, using a QR code that she scanned to pay for parking.

These 2 clowns making a statement about the Epstein victims after they've been trying to rehabilite Andew, is an insult to the victims. They don't give a sh*t whatsoever. Andrew didn't have his security cut and still lives in palaces. "But he lost his title" Stop the BS.

Charles hides Andrew at Sandringham Charles inherited Sandringham but paid no inheritance tax Charles has plenty of money to fund the hideaway mansion The public funds the ever so helpful tax perk Are you beginning to think it was all a scam ? mirror.co.uk/news/royals/an…

The most disgraceful thing Queen Elizabeth ever did was pay £12m of your money to keep Andrew from being found guilty of sex offences in court.