Elliott

overcooking it at the boys xmas do and missing this shitshow actually turned out to be a christmas blessing. Joke

@CAFCofficial RIP Norman

Once an Addick, always an Addick ❤️ #cafc

absolutely fantastic. Love to see it

@Smithian_here CRYING ON THE TELLY

21st August in 2013. Steve Smith scored his first ton in ENG. 4th December in 2025. Joe Root scores his first ton in AUS. Smith did something 12 years ago that Root is being celebrated today. Root's levels are so mid! 🤣.

yids yids yids

@Anna15Lisa @TomFoins correct, setting himself up for the future whilst he has the time. Smart move

@TomFoins He’s keeping himself occupied with something fun while going through a very long stressful period of rehabilitation. He will recover and play again.

I reckon Maddison knows his career could be as good as done so he's doing the paid partnerships now to build what, to be fair, might be a very decent post-career move for his sort of personality.

want benn to win but bringin 50 cent for the walk out is next level ngl

SILKY SMOOTH FIZZY BUBLECH

that is absolutely class from Scarlett. Give him all of Richys minutes from now on the wetwipe. Sulked off down the tunnel straight away after we’ve just won 4-0 in the champions league

@InvertTheWing this guy is the biggest wind up account going it’s class

As tonight is halloween, and there will be kids trick or treating, I hope people can be mindful about their health. I want to use my platform to spread good. I never give out sweets during Halloween. Diabetes, obesity, etc. amongst Gen Z is at an all time high, we shouldn’t be setting a bad precedent. Instead of sweets, I urge you to give out high quality fruit, nuts, or 0 sugar yoghurt pots. I do not let my nephew eat any of the sweets he gets for halloween, unless they are healthy. Instead, the first week after halloween, I urge him to sell the sweets at school, for money. And use that money to invest in himself.

We’re third in the league

@WeRTottenhamTV worlds gone soft fuck him

Kevin Danso's Apology to Lucas Digne

DMAs at Brixton come on then ✅✅✅

@EBL2017 not happy 😂 blaggin it in 1st class on way back 3 points free drinks. Cheers 👍

Spurs fans are not happy with their team despite the fact that they are 2nd. The same team that finished 17th last season. If that doesn't tell you the results won't last with Thomas Frank's current tactical ideas, then I don't know what will.

LOVELY

Mickey Pearce was such an integral part of Only Fools & Horses. Always loved his friendship with Rodney, and their attempts at pulling women. “Watch the master, and learn…” RIP Patrick Murray

@Colin_Rowland @waitrose how’s retirement mate

.@waitrose yesterday I saw somebody fill a bag at St Katherine’s dock Waitrose, he then just walked out of the store whilst security guards followed him & did nothing. When I asked them why they didn’t stop him, they said they’re not allowed or they are get disciplined WTF !!!!

north London forever 😂😂 fuck off woolwich come on citeh

@sufferingspurs bang on mate, on the UP coys

7 points from Brighton, West Ham & City away games. We don’t come back from 2 down yesterday in any recent season. Won our 1st champions league game. New players still finding their feet at the club. So much to be optimistic about at Spurs. It’s going to be a great season. COYS

belter saturday. We’re on the up