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@DrNimoYadav For the next exam, every candidate gets a free melody as a gift

I feel for the NEET students. A ₹1 Melody toffee became a national headline in a day. But 22 lakh students who appeared for NEET, which was leaked, failed to get the same attention.

@tanmoyofc Who likes a Monday morning 🤣

The Prime Minister of India has returned to the Country. But that Joyful Expression has Vanished from His Face. And that Smile (Khii Khii) is Gone. Can anyone Solve this Mystery — Why Does He Become So Serious and Sombre The Moment He Comes Back Home ? #Meloni #Melody #HeatWave

कॉकरोचो ने रोक दिया VIP कॉन्वे। 45 डिग्री के तापमान में दिल्ली के भीतर जब VIP के लिए ट्रैफिक रोका तो जनता का गुस्सा फूटा सड़क पर उतरकर रोक दिया VIP का कॉन्वे

@bismil_prasad @abhijeet_dipke A seasoned neta affiliated with a party launches a new party is so much ok 🤣 what a double standard

8:20 PM — No reply from @abhijeet_dipke. I am no longer associated with Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) w.e.f. 8 PM, 21 May 2026. CJP has potential and I wish them well, but I refuse to be part of a movement that is not genuinely independent. Hope the young energy isn’t led down the same fraudulent path as IAC. No Pied Piper moment please. Independence is non-negotiable.

@ashwinmahesh Angrez yahi sikha kar gaye they 🤣

BWSSB's technical deficits are massive. They have never invested in design to ensure that sections of pipe can be reached easily without disrupting the whole road. And they also accept no responsibility for resurfacing the road properly, saying 'they do not have that skill'. They only know to dig, because that's their plan and design, and no one has told them to anything different!

@anil_lulla @2talkon @_Ashwatthama_ @vasudevg @vinodblru @WFRising @CivicOp_india @CitizenMattersX @CitizenKamran Science

What's missing in this infra project Bengaluru?? Any guesses.

@ShrutiDhore They are cockroaches and termites.. right

Should the Indian police treat its citizens like this? The video is reportedly from Maharashtra, a poor town in Bandra East, Mumbai, where homes are being demolished with a bulldozer.

@PunsterX How can someone even imagine buying or selling one's own mother irrespective of the purpose. Really sick mentality 😔

Muslims in West Bengal have played the Uno Reverse card. - They've refused to buy cows - Stopped consuming beef - Demanded total ban on cow slaughter - Demanded cow be declared national animal Now Hindu cattle rearers are protesting, as they are making losses.

@Nimmabhaskar22 East zone must be leading. What changed with #GBA

Many parts Bengaluru City Roads have be come HORRIBLE, Roads dug up, no footpath, garbage piled up, and thousands of abandoned and unfit for use Cars and Two wheelers occupying valuable carriage way. Five commissioners and one Maha commissioner with administrative behemoth, do we need any foreign technology for this. Citizens are at wits end. Our City is wonderful but in very incompetent hands. Where is Brand Bengaluru? @GBA_office @CMofKarnataka @DKShivakumar All Five Commissioners of GBA

@kadaipaneeeer Bug hai ye 🤣

Cockroach Janta Party is now just 2.7M followers away from overtaking the largest party in India in terms of Instagram followers 😭🙏🏻

@Mallufideintent Exactly

Journalism is a Western construct. It has no place in Indian society, which is rooted in the ancient values of obedience and respect towards one's social superiors, particularly authorities and the government. Questioning respected leaders is a hallmark of the degenerate West. In any case, the masterful responses given by the MEA officer in the Oslo Press Conference,in accordance with the time honoured diplomatic principle of Bharat Answers Questions With A Smile (BAQWAS), put the journalists in their place.

@Cockroach4India only 24k 🤣

@sanket @abhijeet_dipke Would be interesting to see #cockrach_janta_party vs #termite_janta_party in next elections 😜

Miliye Abhijeet Dipke se (@abhijeet_dipke) — Cockroach Janta Party ke founder Watch this full discussion only on our YouTube channel Double Check: youtu.be/gfZxCVFCnhM?si… Subscribe today. #cockroachjantaparty #cjisuryakant #cockroach #unemployment #cockroachpoliticalparty

@Cockroach4India Cockroaches are proud they are a 300 million year old civilization.

OUR FIRST OFFICIAL PRESS BRIEFING Journalists may kindly take note: • We are not here to become a B-team, C-team, or hidden ally of any political party. We will remain fully independent. • We believe democracy works best when citizens ask questions fearlessly. RTI, public data, audits, field research, and facts will be our strongest weapons. • We are not launching a party for elections alone , we are building a movement for students, youth, workers, women, senior citizens, and every honest taxpayer. • Merit must never die. We support a fair system with strong affirmative action that uplifts the weak without destroying excellence. • Our politics will focus more on jobs, entrepreneurship, inflation, wages, education quality, healthcare, and economic growth ,not endless TV drama. • Every babu and every neta must be accountable. Power without accountability is corruption in slow motion. • We will publish data-backed report cards of governments instead of emotional propaganda. • We will question every government equally , ruling or opposition ,based on facts, not ideology. • We reject personality cult politics. Institutions are bigger than individuals. • Nationalism without development is noise. Development without justice is incomplete. We want both. • We believe educated citizens are stronger than blind supporters. • We will promote scientific thinking, constitutional values, and policy-based debates instead of hate campaigns. • Corruption is not just theft of money , it is theft of opportunities from ordinary people. • Government jobs should reward competence, honesty, and efficiency , not connections and lobbying. • Public money is sacred. Every rupee collected from taxpayers must show measurable impact. • We support transparency in political funding and decision-making. Citizens deserve to know who influences power. • We want governance that works quietly and efficiently, not governance that survives only on slogans and PR campaigns. • The future belongs to skilled youth, researchers, innovators, and entrepreneurs , not dynasty politics. • We are not anti-government or anti-opposition. We are pro-citizen. • This is not a launch of another political brand. This is a demand for responsible politics.

@zoo_bear Lagi na 😜

"If anyone whose rights are violated, they have the right to go to court"

@WFRising @rk_misra Exactly. Make the blue line operational and then plan for such disruption. Seems the government is in a hurry to start before tenure ends for obvious reasons 😜

@rk_misra - its foolhardy to begin the concretisation of ORR, before the Blue Line is commissioned. This will be utter chaos, and an incredible waste of peoples time and resources. FOR ONE YEAR.

@ANI Bro thinks knowledge of norwegian is equal to that of a batakh 🤣

#WATCH | Oslo, Norway | MEA Secretary (West) Sibi George says, "...We are one sixth of the total population of the world, but not one sixth of the problems of the world. We have a constitution which guarantees the fundamental rights of the people. We have equal rights for the women of our country, which is very important...We believe in equality, we believe in human rights...If anyone whose rights are violated, they have the right to go to court...We are proud to be a democracy..."

@Tejasvi_Surya 2 years to election, 👍

This will be a game changer in decongesting Bengaluru’s roads. It will reduce the number of cars on our roads, make travel times shorter and more convenient. This is how traffic jams are solved. Not by tunnels - short or long.

@GBA_office When will #borewell road #nallurahalli turn will come. One of the most critical roads connecting Whitefield and #EPIP zone. It's in a constant state of neglect and apathy. @DKShivakumar @CMofKarnataka @GBA_office @GBAChiefComm

🛣️🚧 Asphalting Work on NRI Layout Main Road under CSSIP Grants Bengaluru East City Corporation has undertaken asphalt laying work on NRI Layout Main Road under the CSSIP grant to strengthen road infrastructure and improve commuting convenience for citizens. ✔️ Road improvement works being carried out for better connectivity ✔️ Infrastructure upgraded to ensure safer and smoother traffic movement ✔️ Focus on quality civic infrastructure development under CSSIP grants 🌱 BECC remains committed to providing improved road infrastructure and better public amenities across the city. #eastcitycorporation #RoadDevelopment #AsphaltingWork #CSSIP #InfrastructureDevelopment #GreaterBengaluruAuthority #DKShivakumar #gbachiefcommissioner @DKShivakumar

@GBA_office This is your job not an achievement 🤣😂 what a moronic organization

Monsoon Ready! ⛈️✅ The BSCC has completed desilting the storm water drains from Basapura Lake outlet to the Begur Lake inlet! 🏗️ We’ve cleared the path to ensure smooth water flow and prevent flooding in our neighborhoods this season. 🌊✨ Let's keep our drains debris-free! 🏘️🙌 #BSCC #BengaluruSouth #monsoonready #GreaterBengaluruAuthority #Begur #basapura @DKShivakumar