Demand can be a force majeure

No one could have known. $tsla $tslaq #spacex

@DrewVento @JustinWhang Ouch put in your mouth for a second. Always helps.

Cut my thumb, very inconvenient

@GooningOnRumble Kinda harsh, like shaking a baby to death.

Holy SHIT! 😂

@3000shrimpman I had sex with a hot dog not a real dog

@GenXWolf @PerryALPHA I don’t believe him.

What's the crime? Having sex with a hot dog, a succulent hot dog?

@KarenBassLA Begone thot.

It is an incredible honor to receive an endorsement from Congresswoman Maxine Waters. She has been one of the most powerful voices in Washington as Ranking Member of the House Financial Services Committee, opening the doors of banking and finance to Black and Brown communities who were locked out for generations.

@Variety Fuck her. Go back to Scientology thot.

Lisa Rinna says she doesn’t want to see a reality star like Spencer Pratt as the mayor of Los Angeles: “I’m a reality person. You wouldn’t want me as mayor!” #AMAs

@braves2430 I can live without potato salad or watermelon without an ounce of worry.

What would you eliminate from the cookout menu? 🧑‍🍳

I like running my AC and heater at the same time. It produces a composite temperature effect I call "wold" for warm+cold which hits different than a purebred temp. The European mind cannot comprehend the subtle pleasure of wold

@james_xond 21.

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@jenbegakis Take the compliment. ;)

reply troll said i look like i am “probably pushing 30” but still seemed unsure about that insult, and since I'll be 33 this year I wanna say thank you, the trick is to avoid sun damage

@marwilliamson @katebushsuprfan Weird that Tucson is filled with Mexican citizens getting free healthcare.

If Mexico can do it, why can't we? (hint: we can)

@michael_timbs Rookie numbers.

Been trying the whole “2g of creatine for every 1 lb of body weight” thing for a month now and I’ve never felt worse. How do you guys do it. It’s also like $1000 a week of creatine.

@illogibot @MoundLore Assuming forts but at a picnic.

@illogibot @MoundLore Not sure on these but Shiloh has Civil War forts and native pre Columbian mounds in the same area.

Tennessee LiDAR

NYC bagel shops need to get with the times. The bagels in LA suck, but all the LA bagel shops at least use cashew-based vegan cream cheese. NYC bagel shops almost never have vegan cc or they’re using hyper processed Tofutti 🤢. I hope Zohran can remedy this

@adamemedia1 Yes commies are criminals.

What’s being done to Cuba is a crime against humanity. And no one is talking about it.

@VanessaChaseOG @Bl00dOld @ComicDaveSmith Nah.

@Bl00dOld @ComicDaveSmith Looks like we’re going to be forced to defend Hasan’s free speech rights.

@HeidiBriones @CryptoMikli Yaz Queen.

@CryptoMikli Weak. Go to the gym and sweat it out. It shouldn't ruin three days of your life unless you're a weenie.

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

@mareeener 1000%.

70 likes. Is it cause of my boobs be honest

@PatsKam My soul.

If someone handed you a bin with every item you’ve ever lost. What’s the FIRST thing you’re looking for??