Dave

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Dave

@freddavelynn

Drone operator/Tower Monkey. Braves, Texas A&M and WVU Team B’GAWK. Friend of Roscoe! #TeamIronWill

marietta,ga Katılım Mayıs 2011

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Marty@Son_of_Mars_III·9h

Your Tuesday night as an enlisted soldier is his "bizarre experience" as FEMA director.

Dexerto@Dexerto

A FEMA Director says he was “teleported” 50 miles to a Waffle House He described the bizarre experience as “real” and “no fun”

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Dave@freddavelynn·8h

@NewRandomGeek @CCoderDyne @WriteGrlProbs @ZeroTBill So far…

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They Call Me Ralph@NewRandomGeek·8h

@freddavelynn @CCoderDyne @WriteGrlProbs @ZeroTBill You're still alive after the treatment? Interesting...

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Oil Squoze-Bill@ZeroTBill·9h

She just can't give up the plague. It's like her favorite boyfriend.

ALX 🇺🇸@alx

Same vibes as those Japanese soldiers who still thought WWII was going on 20 years later:

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@CCoderDyne @nightowlnomore

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Coder CoderDyne@CCoderDyne·8h

@freddavelynn @nightowlnomore * adds Insufferable Gracie Surcharge to Dave's CoderDyne bill * Surcharges are like video game achievements for Dave, only they make me happy and cost him money.

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Dave@freddavelynn·8h

@CCoderDyne @WriteGrlProbs @ZeroTBill My prescription from CoderCare cleared up my bronchitis fairly quickly. My ears turned blue for a couple of days, though.

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Coder CoderDyne@CCoderDyne·8h

@WriteGrlProbs @ZeroTBill I just don't understand how you could go outside, look around, and think the pandemic is still going on. Like there's a mountain of evidence against. And yes, I realize I'm talking about Taylor Lorenz, who has the reasoning skills of a gumdrop.

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Coder CoderDyne@CCoderDyne·8h

I'll vote GOP forever if they promise to inconvenience Mehdi Hasan, personally, in every aspect of his life.

Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan

At an airport right now. Insanity. Why do people vote GOP?

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Dave@freddavelynn·8h

@CCoderDyne @nightowlnomore Not my fault

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Coder CoderDyne@CCoderDyne·8h

@nightowlnomore @freddavelynn Oh great, now she's going to be insufferable.

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Dave@freddavelynn·8h

@crankyuncle2 Positive direction on both counts. I’m happy to hear it.

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the other guy@crankyuncle2·9h

@freddavelynn Baby is well and at home with dad . Last update on my niece was she was in CCU and improving. Thank you for asking Dave.

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Dave@freddavelynn·11h

@crankyuncle2 how are the niece and baby doing?

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@MickeyBlowtorch

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Mickey Blowtorch@MickeyBlowtorch·9h

@freddavelynn The bun has to have gripping properties and cannot be too chewy to wrestle with a clean bite

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Mickey Blowtorch@MickeyBlowtorch·9h

I don’t like when my burger is slippery inside of the bun.

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Bob Winkelman (Whiskey Arrow)@manhattanmaker·10h

When this absolute clown grifter was on Fox, I’ll give you a pass for not seeing through him. If after this interview you still take anything he says seriously, I’m just going to think you’re retarded and there’s a good chance I block you if you post about him unironically.