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@davepl1968 We watched it live in our classroom.

99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.

@ChefGruel And yet you still vote Republican even though every metric available tells you not to.

Horrible story. These guys are getting crushed.

@3YearLetterman @WhiteBabyFac What is that girl doing resting? She should be in the mines

@WhiteBabyFac Is that what you do when another homeless man wants to use the bench you typically sleep on in Santo Domingo?

Letting your kids stay at home rent-free is a great way to help them get ahead financially. They can put all their money towards saving up for a down payment on a home of their own, or invest in their own business, instead of wasting tens of thousands on rent.

@EpicClipVault You never watched him try and cook a steak over live fire, did you?

I always forget he can actually cook and not just yell at people lol

@mistabar23 @5am1am_6 This is why I live amongst neighbors who aren’t insane and respect and look out for each other.

@5am1am_6 This is why I live in the country with no close neighbors!!

Karen-mode: ACTIVATED. 🚨

@DivaQBBQ Not sure who coined the phrase but I personally enjoy “vampire bullets” and I’m all for a mini gun on those.

Reviewing some recipes tonight I will never abide by any recipe that tells me how much garlic I’m “allowed” to use. If a recipe says 2 cloves, I immediately assume they meant 4-6 and just didn’t want to scare people. Garlic is measured with your heart. And my heart says “add more.” 🧄

@davidclowery Magnetic tape sitting inches away from speaker magnets.

@fresnello Why would tape need to be backed up?

Band rehearsal. 7 musicians in 13 x 24 foot room.

@davidclowery Soooo much tape. Hopefully that’s backed up.

I'm a little disappointed no one commented on the -not one- but two Polytones.

@DivaQBBQ I would be honored to eat anything you cooked.

It’s not your house. It’s not your burger. You’re not eating it. My grill. My rules. My burger. My happiness. 🍔🔥 Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

@DivaQBBQ Lettuce on a burger should be an indictable offense. All it does is make everything slippery and fall apart. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

On a video chat tonight with my son He told me my burger reminded him of a krabby patty. I can see it

@DBSteiger @CherokeeOwl They should have states a person who doesn’t know that there are no shows no Monday.

@CherokeeOwl They should have every other show allow for singing along. So on Monday, no singing along. Tuesday? Sing along. State it clearly on the tickets and advertisements and everyone can be happy.

A man attends a performance of the Broadway hit Mamma Mia! expecting to enjoy the music and the story live on stage. But throughout the show, a group of women sitting behind him sing along to nearly every song — loudly. As well as talking Thru the 1st Act of the Performance. At first he tries to ignore it, but the singing continues through the entire production. Eventually he calls security to complain, saying he paid to hear the performers… not the audience. Shows like Mamma Mia! are packed with songs people love, and the temptation to sing along can be strong. But theater etiquette usually expects the audience to stay quiet so everyone can enjoy the performance. At a musical full of famous songs, is it harmless fun for the audience to sing along — or should everyone stay quiet and let the professionals perform? 🎭

@steveinman , @SteveInmanClips got butthurt like a soy boy and blocked me because his democratic city sensibilities can’t handle a couple of more grains of holy man truth. Seems some Edison medicine might need some Ludacris cam action.

@SteveInmanClips @SteveInmanClips can you *please* come up with some new content. Seeing the same stuff over and over again is lame. Yeah, we get it. Soy, Edison, wireless hole puncher, democratic cities… All cool but you just repost the same stuff. I would subscribe if it weren’t for monoton

Held onto his ice cream cone like a champ.

@taylor_kangaroo @YOCspread Texas, where they put oil refineries and chemical waste reclamation next to pre-schools.

@YOCspread Electrician here! You’re not finding a 3000 or 4000 amp mdp as small as anything in that fucking room in the first photo. Even if it were 3000 amps, you’d need like 24 500kcmil cables in parallel, and you want me to believe you fit all that in a 6” by 8” gutter?

Texas vs California Spec electrical design for new Class A industrial. Both designed for 3000-4000A. Is anyone interested in why it looks so different? I can go long form. Such an underrated topic. IYKYK.

@peoples_unicorn I’m guessing Harbert feels protected.

Look at it! 👇

@Graymatters2 @Suzierizzo1 You misspelled every restaraunt.

@Suzierizzo1 Every Mexican restaurant in Chicago should keep a pic of him in the kitchen. 😂

This is Kyle David Kania & he walked up to the a Mexican food stand & started telling them to leave they weren’t wanted in Chicago.He then tells them to swim back across the border like they came here.He made fun of their food & so the cops were called & he left. Now he’s Jobless

@Todd_Spence @TrainHamburger Nose a glow

@TrainHamburger Hilarious they give Ed shit when he's not there

In 1979, a stoned Doc Severinsen filled in for Ed McMahon last minute, and was on a roll about all three paying alimony to their ex-wives 😂 I don't think I've ever seen Johnny Carson laugh this hard

@meathead A small amount in your pasta water also helps make Cacio y Pepe a breeze.

Remember, all food is made of chemicals. Remember all chemicals are not harmful. Here’s how a single simple chemical can make better nachos.

@NidgeMor @fesshole I’ve got one better that actually did happen.

Husband's secretary kept giving him gifts which he wouldn't accept and openly flirting. She kept a washkit in the loo at work, so I scrubbed the loo with her toothbrush. I was unaware that another colleague had diarrhoea that day. She was off sick for two weeks with a nasty virus

@financedystop Lighter than the label. If they were 3 lbs heavier he wouldn’t be broadcasting it.

You should be checking the weight on packaged meat. This guy went to Walmart, weighed a ham in-store, and found it was allegedly over 3 lbs heavier than the label.