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@PatCarino @DealNav @molzer @Dirtdog @capratecraig Patrick that’s like asking which one of my kids is my favorite right in front of them don’t do this to me man

@hey_itsfly @DealNav @molzer @Dirtdog @capratecraig Oh yea. Def seen a fair share of dirt dog hats (still waiting for mine) Not sure I’ve seen Zach’s Of course Craig Which one do you like most, hat queen?

Trying to make some @DealNav branded hats. Anyone have suggestions for the best specific type of hat? Comfort/style/reasonably priced.

@PatCarino @DealNav

@asabifindik … *puts down phone*

arada sırada gulumsetiyor diye zarar veren bir seye tutunmaya degmez'

@agsurtos We actually really don’t want this.

Nós meninas, não queremos um “quase algo”… queremos um vampiro que nos ame por 400 anos e nos encontre em cada vida.

@Dirtdog @JulieChangRE @TannerPulsipher @Tanner_CRE @CRE_Legends This would make a killer content series

@JulieChangRE We literally have 3 Tanner’s at our office 😜 @TannerPulsipher @Tanner_CRE @CRE_Legends

Husband played golf today with a new college grad and his bro in town and their names are Hayden and Tanner. Are these epitome of GenZ names or are they more millenial? How many Kayden, Brayden, Hayden, Jayden’s are there in your kids classes? What’s the current trend in kids names? And is everyone naming their kids the same names?

@carmenraustin @bethanyjbabcock 🥲

@hey_itsfly @bethanyjbabcock Do NOT go to the mall in Baton Rouge!

Went to a declining mall. The kind with odd stores suiting very niche demographics and interests. There was a gathering there and I saw grown adults dressed as stuffed animals with collars and leashes guiding each other around. There was also a gathering for anime of some sort. Another large group was dressed as wizards. All adults. Sometimes I think the internet is a bad thing and it was better before literally everyone could find “their people”. Before that, people would assimilate and go through phases. Now it’s become their permanent identify, else they lose their sense of belonging. I don’t know what it’s all about but I was not about to let my daughter use the bathroom.

@ThinkAppraiser @HotelCarpetGuy

Cool optical illusion when you zoom in

@DadInvest but how am i supposed to pay for that $60 lipstick i use as a notetaker?

JD, if you feel like you’re “at capacity” then why did you do two new client pitches this week?

@TheMoRegalado ILY

🎶I’m drunk. And right now I am so in love with you. And I don’t wanna think too much about what we should or shouldn’t do… Lay my hands on heaven and the moon and the stars…🎶 Only the real ones know the rest. Yeah, I was a country music DJ…but damn this song was in my head in 1990. Yeah, I was 11, but this is what happens when your music taste is influenced by your 16 and 18 year old siblings.

@hey_itsfly Dozens. Don’t think it’s normal

What is a normal amount of group chats to be in

@hitsamty Hiten shhhhhhhhhh

Due diligence on femmes fatales should be as important as DD on deals

@hey_itsfly We should. We really should.

Drinking at my favorite lesbian bar. Just so no one recognizes me during NYC all time great weather. Two and then back to building this business. Nine digits, three commas and one hell of a story to tell the kids.

@CoyDavidsonCRE @creisummit

I know ICSC is a BFD. I went once. My favorite CRE conferences are: 1⃣ @creisummit 2⃣@creisummit 3⃣@creisummit

Okay fam just remember what happens in Vegas stays there and also

@MurrayHillGuy1 Dude I lowkey thought you were the king of this. All the elite right wing hotties are on here. Get with the program.

I am today’s year old that I found out people are fucking meeting off this app…. Hello?

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