Helen #СлаваУкраїні!

Omg this dog makes me laugh everyday 🤣🤣🤣

@SkyHelpTeam I’ve just come over from @EE my landline number wasn’t ported, Sky are saying there’s nothing they can do, EE are saying it doesn’t matter who’s name the accounts in and it can be ported. One of you are telling porkies and I want this sorting otherwise I’m cancelling

@EE I’ve just transferred back to sky, I’ve only been with you for two years and you refused to port my telephone landline number over, one I’ve had for over 30 years. This is inexcusable as there’s absolutely no reason not to 🤬

@kent_police Thank you for your service Bradley, may you rest easy. Sending my deepest of sympathies to his family, friends and colleagues.

With deep sadness Kent Police announce the death of PC Bradley Corke, 27, who died yesterday having been critically injured in the line of duty on Thursday 19 March 2026. To read our statement, click here: kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…

As a Brit I have loved @nbcsnl for years, highlight of the week but the British version aired tonight and in the fondest of words is total Shite.

Mid week we played liked Maradona after a kilo of Columbian dancing powder, today we played like a newly formed grassroots under 6’s 😑the joys of being a Liverpool supporter.

@riprap1 Cheshire are all on tetra, which is a shame 🤣

@hjmac41 The hobby bobbies still use dmr and more often than not they’re patched through to the real police 🤫

Bit naughty

I see the orange Mussolini #DonaldTrump is waffling on about windmills again.

Confucius says: “If you call your allies cowards in February, don’t expect help in March you stupid cunt”.

If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!

@WarClandestine Maybe if your president isn’t a massive paedophile and caused this war then maybe we’d all help. Otherwise go fuck yourselves because the US is the only NATO country to trigger article 5 again for a probable illegal war in Afghanistan.

Iran is proving how NATO provides little to no benefit to the US. Not only does the US not need any help from NATO, they aren’t willing to help anyways. NATO gives Europe security assurances via our military, without paying their share. We, the US taxpayer, essentially pay for the defense of Europe, and we receive nothing in return. We don’t need NATO, but they DESPERATELY need us.

@Satans_fairy__ I did the same at Christmas, I hate you lot 364days of the year, what makes you think I’ll like you on a random day in December?

@Martina @Gaynotqueer1 Cis is absolutely a slur to genetic females/ males. I’m not a cis female, I’m a bloody female. Call yourself a trans woman/ male I don’t care don’t make me something I’m Not.

@Gaynotqueer1 Cis is a slur to me.

"Is not a slur." RIGHT.

@CopMoustache That looks delicious 🤤 can you hire out your mum?

At mums earlier and she made me sausage in onion gravy with mash and veg, my knife and fork looked like Edward ScissorHands fingers in full flow She said “No one going to steal it you know” I inhaled it and it was delicious 😍😍 Pictures about 5 minutes apart

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Oh do one will you, sounding all posh and looking like a haunted Victorian pencil. Why drag us into it because Trump started an illegal war to distract from the fact he’s massive paedophile.

Starmer dithers while Hormuz burns. Watch now:

@LozzaFox @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Remember when he said our service men and women were a little way back from the front line in Afghanistan, I’m sure my friend didn’t see it that way when he came home missing both his legs. Trump can go f**k himself.

Britain under @Keir_Starmer and @UKLabour is no longer an ally of the United States. Thanks Keir for choosing a murderous caveman over the nation which came to our rescue whenever we were in our time of need.

@EricLDaugh Maybe if he hadn’t started an illegal war then we might of got involved, and by the way USA is the only NATO country to trigger article 5 you lot arrived 3 years late to WW2 ffs

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just EVISCERATED American "allies" refusing to help the US secure the Strait of Hormuz, openly MOCKS them "Do you have any minesweepers? 'Well, we'd rather NOT get involved, sir!' I said, you mean for 40 YEARS we're protecting YOU and you don't want to get involved in something that is very minor?!" "Very few shots going to be taken because they don't have many shots left." "But they said, 'we'd rather not get involved!'" "We'll protect them! If ever needed, they WON'T BE THERE FOR US. I knew that for a long period of time!"

@reformparty_uk Surprised you knew how to get there Nigel.

What better way to spend English Tourism Week than a trip to Clacton-on-Sea. ☀️

@TheBritLad Nothing screams patriotism like shinning up a lamppost and hanging a flag up, fly it outside your own house if you’re that bothered.

🚨BREAKING: Birmingham Council took the flags down. Birmingham patriots put them RIGHT BACK UP. English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish & British flags flying high for miles Views like this are unprecedented. It’s happening, Britain is finally uniting.

@FoxNews Nearly ruptured my ACL running to the comments, but I see you all have it covered 👍🏻

HE'S BACK: President Trump waves and pumps his fist three times as he returns to the White House.