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@ericweinstein Man’s handcuffed to his butt plug

It is entirely unclear what is actually happening. The idea that something is actually happening here is itself quaint. Maybe it’s ‘real’. Maybe, a head fake. Maybe it’s awesome AF. Maybe it’s dorky dad humor. Maybe it’s a clever way to prepare the world. Etc. Ad infinitum.

🚨🇨🇦 Mark Carney isn’t selling airports and seaports. He’s converting public assets Canadians built over decades into private revenue streams for institutional investors. Read Brookfield. And calling it “nation building.” #Canada #Cdnpoli

His grocery bill has doubled in the last 4 years. Let’s gaslight him and tell him inflation is 3%.

Keir Starmer does NOT want the World to see how badly British Patriots want their country back Would be a shame if it went viral on 𝕏

@Dave_Eby This literally benefits all Canadians.

TECH CEOS OF NORTH AMERICA Canada needs your help. Please pile on with Meta, Apple, NordVPN, Shopify and stop Carney's C-22. He wants backdoor access to your encryption software. Please tag a CEO in the comments:

@valonsofr this is, like, a really bad take

BILL C-22 NEEDS TO DIE BILL C-22 NEEDS TO DIE BILL C-22 NEEDS TO DIE BILL C-22 NEEDS TO DIE BILL C-22 NEEDS TO DIE BILL C-22 NEEDS TO DIE BILL C-22 NEEDS TO DIE

Sell The Airports Sell The Seaports When You're The Prime Minister From Brookfield EVERYTHING Is Financial Engineering Federal Government doubled down: Not just sell the Airports, sell the Seaports too Here's the truth: companies who buy these facilities insist on PROFIT 2/

C-22 must be scrapped.

@globeandmail Too bad. We’re not for sale!

Canada has become most attractive market for infrastructure investors, global survey finds theglobeandmail.com/business/artic…

“Give them a massive amount of oil, agricultural land, copper, freshwater, and every natural resource in the world. Now make them neighbors with the biggest market in the world. Great, now have them leave the resources in the ground and instead flip condos to each other”.

Signal, the non-profit, encrypted-messaging app, just warned, it would rather leave Canada than comply with Bill C-22. Here’s what Bill C-22 actually does: ✅ Forces tech companies to build surveillance backdoors into their systems ✅ Mandates that every cell phone in Canada be trackable ✅ Allows the Minister of Public Safety to issue SECRET orders to turn your Amazon Alexa into a listening device ✅ Requires metadata retention for up to one year: who you called, when, and where you were No comparable Western nation has adopted surveillance powers this broad. Meta called it conscripting private companies into “the government’s surveillance apparatus.” The US wrote directly to the minister warning it compromises American citizens’ privacy. A lawyer told committee: “As written, the minister could issue a secret order to turn your smart TV into a listening device.” Imagine: this is the same government that froze bank accounts without a court order. The same government that turned off committee cameras. The same government with 638 unresolved wrongdoing complaints. Now wants inside your phone.

this is hilarious

YOUR APPLE DEVICE IS SET TO BECOME A GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE DEVICE — NO WARRANT REQUIRED George Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning. Canada is treating it like a startup blueprint. Bill C-22 effectively makes your iPhone a state spy. The digital iron curtain is about to lock.✌️

@EndWokeness Just another thing the Irish have in common with em

The worst "myth busting" attempt ever

Man. If your overpaid, injury-prone, heartless captain is giving you an ultimatum like “you got until July to convince me to stay”, pack his fucking bags for him. You want a captain who bleeds for your team. Not a primadonna who needs to be convinced to

@2GoonsPod @CheDurena @jjlibermanlive Was it our lord and saviour Jarrad Wright?

$100k and she still said no 😭 @CheDurena @jjlibermanlive don't just watch the pod. jkmte.com/flow/2goons

@TLNdc @LeafsUpdates21 Bring him up

Rocket fans threw beer cans on the ice after being eliminated by the Marlies. Dakota Mermis picked up one of the cans and drank it. 🎥: FloHockey | #LeafsForever