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@scottbuscemi @WilliamShatner Exactly, so stupid. How many gas cars can go that far?

@WilliamShatner Your bladder lasts for 6 hours in a row?

When Tesla’s get to 500 miles per charge; I’ll think about one. BTW there’s an app that allows Waze to work. 🙄 #thinkIdontknow? 🥱😑

@elonmusk Would love to try V14 if you could send it to my Cybertruck!! 😡

Try Tesla FSD (self-driving)!

@djcows Because I can't get V14 on my Cybertruck, and I don't like a lot of V13's behaviors.

i keep seeing people driving their hw4 Teslas MANUALLY and i'm just so confused WHY

@MikeBales Go vegan, easy.

Want 8 reasons to stop eating at fast-food restaurants? 1. McDonald’s fries contain 19 ingredients. Homemade fries need 3. 2. Subway bread has so much sugar it’s legally classified as cake in Ireland. 3. Chicken nuggets are only about 40% actual chicken. 4. Taco Bell beef was sued for being only 35% real meat. 5. Fountain soda machines grow mold and bacteria inside the nozzles. 6. Most fast-food salads have more calories than the burgers. 7. The “grill marks” on your burger are printed on at the factory. 8. One fast-food meal can inflame your gut lining for up to 3 days. You’re welcome.

@Brand0n I'll be shocked if I get 18k from my Pirellis. I feel I drive pretty conservatively too.

It’s that time for new tires on Cybertruck. The stock Goodyears were worn out at 18k miles (again) and that was with 2 rotations so decided to go with the Pirellis this time. Will see how these do in comparison. Would be nice to get at least 20k miles on a set.

@devmobnow 1

Outside of people who make money from print farms how many 3d printers have you had going at one time?

@m_yoloing @Drive_Protected On my son's, they just replaced the entire super-bottle. They probably don't stock just the actuator. It's never in the customer's favor.

@Drive_Protected $50 super manifold actuator needed

Well, looks like I’ll need to see Tesla service before we can run a battery health test. And before we can do that, I need to get ownership of the car transferred to me in the Tesla app to set the appointment 😂🍿🍿

@Drive_Protected My son just had his super-bottle replaced for these same errors. It's $963.51, if you're curious.

@iamkylesteiner @SawyerMerritt You'll regret not doing it sooner. But glad you did it!

After many years of combing through X posts, and following @SawyerMerritt for insight and education, I finally did it.

@ModernDayInves Same, almost a year now.

I’ve been retired from the 9-5 world for 2 months now. Haven’t heard from any old coworkers. Not that I expected to, but it shows that your job is just a means to make money. Spend your extra time on something meaningful.

@B19farmer @seti_park I had the same thought. Maybe they thought it would be too hard to keep the delicate systems from being damaged.

@seti_park It makes way more sense to me that they would do some sort of leveling system in the pad itself rather than every single vehicle. Less pads than cars. Anybody see a reason why I’d be wrong? Obviously Im way smarter than their whole team of engineers so I’m definitely correct🤪

@cactusncookies @shawnkpowers No, Tesla.

@shawnkpowers You’re right.

This time my car repairs are $5,000. Motor mounts, control arm, radiator hoses, and now the serpentine belt too because coolant leaked all over it. After the warranty, thankfully, I only have to put out $670 but man. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@reprinted3D @VectorRoll @Prusa3D @tommy_prusa3d @PrintedSolid Bail and get H2C?

@VectorRoll @Prusa3D @tommy_prusa3d @PrintedSolid Printed Solid has offered to take it back for a refund. I'd prefer an exchange for a new one. I suppose I could take the refund and then reorder... At this point, I could drag the damn thing to RMRRF and exchange it there.🤣

Oh, look @Prusa3D @tommy_prusa3d @PrintedSolid, just now, trying to salvage the failed helmet print, the extruder motor error…AGAIN! This is with tool 3 moved to tool 1, as per Sebastian’s ask, to help diagnose whether it’s a cable problem or a board problem, or what… I feel like I’m beta testing a $4000 printer at this point.

@SDembraski Great, now clean your screen!

I bought this aftermarket storage for my Cybertruck truck and installed it today while supercharging. 😅 It was easy to install. So far I love it. Fits good. Looks factory TBH.

@Rustavi Yeah, right. 😡. I have EA too, but yet I'm stuck on 13.2.9, so that's BS. 😡 😡

🚨 Just asked my Tesla Assist in the Tesla app: 'Do I have early access?' Answer: YES. My vehicle is enrolled in the Full Self-Driving (Supervised) Early Access Program 🎉 Means I apparently get experimental FSD builds before most people. Tesla stays super mysterious about the actual criteria for getting picked. No clear way to apply, no public list, just magic invite? Anyone else seeing this in their Tesla app right now? Drop a screenshot or confirm below 👀🚗⚡ #Tesla #FSD #EarlyAccess #FSDEurope

@BeardyBrandon Try a good vegan diet, will do wonders. I never feel tired during the day; vegan since 2012.

Anyone else just... tired, a LOT? Like, I sleep 8 hours a night, more or less. Eat super clean. Workout, steps, etc. But I yawn 50+ times a day. Anyone else? Any tips?

@gailalfaratx @mrfundman Like the other truck offerings are so amazing looking and perfectly trouble-free. Boring AF!

@mrfundman she told me he thinks it needs too many repairs and also he thinks it’s “ugly”

A friend of mine wants a cybertruck, but her husband is firmly against it. She’s having trouble focusing and sleeping, she’s doing everything to butter him up, making homemade apple pie, cleaning the house, but the guy still firmly says no, I am running out of advice… any ideas?

@EpicClipVault F*cking nuts!

Does he even have real competition?

@mrnguyen007 Tesla

IT IS RIDICULOUS.. AMERICAN DO NOT BUY OR USE OIL FROM IRAN SO WHY OUR GAS PRICE IS OFF THE ROOF SINCE VENEZUELA SUPPLY US WITH GAS TOO? ⛽️ 🤔 I PAID $6.50/GALLON THIS MORNING IN CALIFORNIA 🇺🇸 THE US OIL COMPANIES & GAS STATIONS SHOULD HAVE AN ANSWER TO US..

@scottbuscemi @Tesla_AI Well, I wouldn't know that now, would I? 😊 😡 😡 😡

@imnotfirst @Tesla_AI Offset isn’t used anymore

Seriously why is “standard” a guaranteed speeding ticket? @Tesla_AI