Sandeep

Life is unfair !! 🙂

Crazy stuff🤯

Last quarter I announced a milestone. 30% of our code is now written by AI. I called it "engineering velocity." The board loved that phrase. They didn't ask what the code does. Neither did we. It compiles. Usually. That's the metric. Someone asked about testing. I said "AI-assisted quality assurance." That means the AI writes the tests too. For the code it wrote. It finds no issues. Very efficient. This week we admitted Windows 11 core features are broken. Audio doesn't work. Explorer crashes. Updates fail to install. Users asked why. I said "we're investigating." Investigating means reading the code. The code the AI wrote. That no human understands. Because understanding isn't scalable. Our CTO says 95% of code will be AI-generated by 2030. I believe him. I have to. We fired the people who would check. They were "non-essential headcount." Essential means writes code. AI writes code. Humans are overhead. Overhead gets optimized. We optimized 10,000 engineers last year. This year the bugs arrived. Unrelated, obviously. The engineers we kept are debugging AI output. They don't understand it either. But they're "cross-functional." Cross-functional means they do everything. Everything means nothing well. A user asked why their audio disappeared after an update. I said "install updated drivers." They asked why the update broke the drivers. I said "report it via Feedback Hub." They asked what happens to feedback. I said "it helps us prioritize." Prioritize means add to backlog. Backlog means never. But politely. Someone on Hacker News called this "a privacy and consent disaster." I called it "an evolving user experience." Same thing. Different framing. We released a fix. The fix broke something else. The something else was also written by AI. The fix was also written by AI. They're collaborating now. I call it "autonomous iteration." The autonomous iteration has created 47 new bugs. Each bug spawns a fix. Each fix spawns two bugs. Exponential growth. Just like our stock price. Unrelated, obviously. Satya told Mark we're at 30%. Mark said he didn't know Meta's number. Sundar said Google is also at 30%. None of us know what the code does. But we know the percentage. Percentage is a metric. Metrics go in earnings calls. Earnings calls move stock prices. Stock prices determine bonuses. Bonuses determine success. Success means the bugs don't matter. Users asked when Windows will work again. I said "we're committed to quality." Quality means it ships. Ships means it's your problem now. Thank you for being part of the Microsoft family. Family means you can't leave. We're in your enterprise agreement. For three more years. The circle of innovation.

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@SwiggyCares Here we go again, all talk no resolution @Swiggy @SwiggyCares

@itissandeep Thank you for your time. We ran a check here and your feedback has been noted. We will work on minimizing such occurences on the go. However, we notice that our team was able to help with the issue. As promised necessary feedback (cont) srkl.in/l/6019BFAck7

Is it only me or everyone that @Swiggy service becomes worse after buying swiggyOne subscription.

Why is nobody talking about this big toggle button @WhatsApp added?? Who did the DQA/PQA?? Where are the designers ??

@navneetagarwal_ @vishweshDkumar They get murdered m.timesofindia.com/city/bengaluru…

@vishweshDkumar They die before they can retire ?

Is selling @foldmoney_ invite code a legal business, asking for a friend 😊

@navneetagarwal_ @vgoel_ IFTTT use to do these kind of automation a while back not sure now, and samsung has "modes and routines" app for that

@vgoel_ Sounds interesting! It would be cool to integrate this with some automations like turn on silent mode when you enter near office etc Been using these automations with iPhone but idk if anything like these exist for android.

Been working on random personal projects for a while now. Finally, able to get one of them to a good point. An android application that notifies you when you enter within proximity of a marked location. Will be talking about my personal #LocationTracker in this thread. 1/x

@singhji31 Probably a living hell for them 🤔

In Gujarat, ~What's for starters? Something sweet ~What's for main course? Sugar added to every dish ~Then what about sweets? Something also filled with sugar How are these people eating this on a daily basis🙄

@navneetagarwal_ And guess what is tastes like? SUGARY

@itissandeep how can you forget the legendary fafda they serve with jalebi to balance the taste ?

You will reach faster with train than with @flyspicejet

@singhji31 Trying to shut Twitter also?

Times have truly changed !!

@singhji31 tell me the name, i will provide you with summary/spoilers

I was wondering why people celebrate 1 year old's birthday, then I saw the gifts and realised that ROI is too big ;)