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I am hodling. I type d in that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e.

@NBCNews So they were overpaid and no one else found a reason to hire them?

Thirteen federal workers who were laid off during the DOGE cuts tell NBC News they struggled to find work, had to move or took major pay cuts after their agencies were gutted. nbcnews.com/politics/doge/…

@vxunderground AI writing stories about AI.

I am so incredibly tired of hearing about AI Everytime I look up anything cybersecurity related it's all a big ass fuck off circus discussing AI It's not even like, an explanation on AI, or some sort of deep dive, or nuanced perspective. It's all superficial and more akin to a sales pitch than an actual discussion topic. O gracious Lord, if Thou hearest me, pray let this great uproar be stilled.

🚨 MAJOR SPLC FRAUD BREAK The state of Alabama gave the SPLC $375,000 FIVE DAYS BEFORE THE CHARLOTTESVILLE ATTACK I am in awe. Seems very likely they had controlled assets inside of the government. They claim on their website that they take $0 from the government.

@AsmMiaBonta Oh my. The ratio. That should tell you something about what you're saying.

I’m here to tell the truth about AB 2624. Let’s stick to the facts.

@AsmMiaBonta @snopes Did you read the bill that you authored? I have. You're full of shit.

The facts are on our side. @snopes is calling out this far-right misinformation campaign.

@USACarry Cool. How about everyone else now?

A new bill on Capitol Hill would put Green Berets, SEALs, and Rangers on the same federal concealed carry footing as retired cops. No annual requalification. Nationwide authority. usacarry.com/congressman-in…

@vxunderground Seems like we're lucky these hackers are retarded. Otherwise they could have given a lot of people major headaches. Instead they made a bunch of noise for some clout.

> Not really real ShinyHunters > Claims to have compromised Vercel > Real ShinyHunters say "wtf that's not me" > Impersonator ShinyHunters says stole source code, customer data, databases etc > Vercel makes security bulletin > Announces compromise > Real ShinyHunters "wtf that's not us tho fr" 1. WHO EXTORTS SOMEONE ON A SUNDAY 2. 200iq move to blame ShinyHunters for compromise 3. 400iq move if ShinyHunters made fork of ShinyHunters claiming to be impersonator ShinyHunters to convince everyone the fake ShinyHunters are impersonating ShinyHunters, but it was actually ShinyHunters being the fake ShinyHunters all along 4. Lots of cybercrime drama right now, but ITS SUNDAY. Dawg, WAIT UNTIL LIKE TUESDAY OR SOMETHING. Smdh

@404K2D @thehoffather @LeftismForU @noacochvaa I don't know about you, but I can tie my shoes.

@thehoffather @LeftismForU @noacochvaa I don’t know about you but I would not feel safe having a genocidal soldier giving speeches in my city.

DEVELOPING: Former IDF Combat Medic & Miss Israel @noacochvaa is speaking for a fundraiser in Seattle. The location was kept secret except for attendees due to threats from activists An Antifa influencer asked for someone to spend money to RSVP for the location so they could dox the event. Philip Zurcher, an @FAANews safety inspector, posted in response that he did. The Antifa influencer posted the address this week & asked for anti-Israel activists to show up Our country has a bad history with terrorists & airplanes

@bigalinthehaus @fbubman12 @Lukewearechange We have to pick one to believe. We can't possibly reserve judgment until there are receipts. Holy shit lol

@fbubman12 @Lukewearechange We should only accept US propaganda. Holy shit lol

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@TylerGworek @Lukewearechange You mean they say they attack people, then it turns out to be a lie?

@Lukewearechange Iran is so cool. They don't talk shit, make empty threats, or change their stance 5 times a day just to help insider traders perfectly time this insane market. They just attack people who piss them off and call it a day.

@SteveBakerUSA @TheAtlantic @FBI @FBIDirectorKash I don't believe the Atlantic because it's the Atlantic. But the CBS story was also bunk.

I’m just going to say it. Without addressing the veracity of @TheAtlantic story — or the trustworthiness of its roughly dozen unnamed @FBI sources — I’m struck by the selective outrage from many pro-@FBIDirectorKash apologists. The same people who instantly dismissed The Atlantic report because it relied on “unnamed sources” were equally quick to accept as gospel truth the @CBSNews story citing just three unnamed FBI sources who supposedly vouched for the existence of a video showing Shauni Kerkhoff “playing with her puppies” at the exact time the gray-hooded bomber was planting explosive devices at the RNC and DNC on the evening of January 5, 2021. You know who you are. I’m keeping a list for Santa. The Kerkhoff puppy alibi is already on its third iteration — which makes those “three sources” barely more credible than the video itself. By Christmas, some of you will be eating burnt crow jerky straight from your stockings. And that’s before we even get to the failed polygraph, the law firm claiming Kerkhoff doesn’t have a limp (despite actual, time-stamped, publicly available Capitol CCTV footage showing otherwise), or the @CIA granting the @nytimes an unprecedented sanctioned interview with a currently employed officer. I get the tribal instinct. You don’t want to believe unnamed FBI sources speaking badly about Kash Patel. Fair enough. But why did you immediately swallow the claim that unnamed FBI sources had seen an alibi video of Ms. Kerkhoff — a video no one else has ever seen? A story that has conveniently evolved from “playing with her puppies,” to “caring for her dog,” to “well… Kerkhoff isn’t actually in the video, but her voice can be heard in the background?” Never mind that cellphone video metadata can be forged in under five minutes by my 14-year-old nephew. Imagine what an agency that routinely creates fake passports, alternate identities, and entire life histories for its operatives can do with a simple video. The same agency that has openly admitted to misleading Congress on multiple occasions. So the choice is straightforward: 1. CBS News’ three unnamed sources claiming to have seen video of Shauni Kerkhoff “playing with her puppies” at the time of the bomb planting? Or … 2. The Atlantic’s roughly dozen unnamed sources claiming to have witnessed FBI Director Patel’s frequent alcohol impairment? Choose your mainstream media deep-state mouthpiece carefully.

@lecternleader @RazorFist There was a female pastor at a SBC church?

I grew up Southern Baptist. Walked away from church a few years ago or rather was abandoned by the church a few years ago. Been trying a few new ones but every time I go there's a female pastor in very limited Bible reading. The church today was definitely something new, but it wasn't unwelcome. There is something beautiful about separating our egos and just celebrating what Christ has done for us.

One of us. One of us.

If this is real, the soldier should be discharged and fired. But it seems very likely AI. When using this to say “you don’t hate Jews enough” think about what Jesus (a literal Jew) would think. Also, does he have a quadruple jointed pelvis? Why ahis legs facing opposite ways?

@michaelmalice You: People be dumb. Rando: Let me show you how dumb.

My point demonstrated in minutes Literally anyone would rather interact with Grok than with whatever this is:

@joekent16jan19 @realtimsharp You should probably address the idea that the 84 withdrawal emboldened worldwide Islamic terror. Go ahead. I'll wait.

POTUS is laying out two courses of action—a negotiated settlement, or a major escalation. There is a third option, and he should take it: recognize there is no way to force a positive outcome and simply leave. The region is not ours to fix. President Reagan chose this path in Lebanon in ‘84, withdrawing U.S. forces after the Beirut barracks bombing once it became clear the mission’s stabilization goals could not be met, effectively ending direct American military involvement and avoiding a deeper quagmire and long-term entrenchment in the region. A negotiated settlement is unlikely to work or be taken seriously by the Iranians unless we make concessions on the enrichment issue. As we saw yesterday in the SOH, the IRGC is empowered to act without the consent of the civilian leadership, so it’s likely they won’t honor any deal reached. A major escalation will lead to a very destructive outcome for Iran, the region, and eventually the U.S. If POTUS chooses brute force and targets civilian infrastructure, we will create another generation of radicalized Iranians who will rally around the regime and escalate the war by any means possible. If POTUS opts to strike the civilian infrastructure, declare victory, and then leave, we will only further erode our standing in the world, the petrodollar, and eventually our status as the world’s reserve currency holder. We need to get out now. Don’t double down on failure. Avoid the sunken cost trap, leave now, and put America’s interests first.

You cannot be a member of Christ’s church and support modern day Israel: they’re enemies to the cross of Christ

@Donson525025399 @mattvanswol 2 trillion in fraud? Yeah, but Trump.

@mattvanswol Then you should deep dive into Trump. Or does it not count if you’re part of the take?

I hate to say it… But I’m struggling to be generous after all the fraud we’ve seen. There’s so few charities I trust now. I do a deep dive on a homeless charity… oh look, my tax dollars are funding that and it’s run by a Trump-hating Leftist. A Christian charity? Oh look, they’re helping illegal aliens. An education nonprofit? Oh look, it’s getting money from Left-wing political groups to send in Democrat activists to give lectures on LGBTQ oppression. Even my TAX DOLLARS I know are being used to fund some BS non-profit that probably has me on a list somewhere as an extremist and is actively trying to cancel me. It’s hard to be generous when I’m already being generously stolen from in taxes and when even the nonprofits aren’t actually solving the problems they reportedly exist to solve.

@JPDeSimone @sues86453 You don't pay much attention to your paycheck, do you?

@sues86453 LOL 31% taxes on $52k gross income. Good one. Way to lose the audience early with that exaggeration.

Pay attention now! Joe legal works in construction, has a Social Security number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose illegal also works in construction has no Social Security number and makes $15.00 per hour cash, under the table. Ready?... now pay attention.... Joe legal: $25.00 per hour × 40 hours = $1,000.00 per week or $52,000.00 per year. Now, take 31% away for State and Federal taxes. Joe legal now has $31,231.00. Jose illegal: $15.00 an hour × 40 hours = $600.00 per week or $31,200.00 per year. Jose illegal pays no taxes. Jose illegal now has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe legal now has $24,031.00. Jose illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the State and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe legal spends $500.00 per month for food or $6,000.00 per year. Joe legal now has $18,031.00. Jose illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps, WIC and welfare. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays rent of 1,200.00 per month or $14,400.00 per year. Joe legal now has $9,631.00. Jose illegal receives $500.00 per month Federal rent subsidy. Jose illegal pays out that $500.00 per month or $6,000.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays $200.00 per month or $2,400.00 per year for car insurance. Some of that is uninsured motorist insurance. Joe legal now has $7,231.00. Jose illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance."... and still has $31,000.00. Joe legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline.. etc. Jose illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline and what he sends out of the country every month.... Joe legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family. Joe legal's and Jose illegal's children both attend the same elementary school. Joe legal pays for his children's lunches while... Jose illegal's children get a government-sponsored lunch. Jose illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe legal's children go home. Now, when they reach college age... Joe legal's kids may not get into a State school and may not qualify for scholarships, grants or other tuition help, even though Joe has been paying for State schools through his taxes, while... Jose illegal's kids go to the, 'head of the class' because they are a minority. Joe legal and Jose illegal both benefit from the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not. Do you get it, now? If we vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens,... we are part of the problem. Its way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

This story needs some @gothburz.

@jakeshieldsajj @realtimsharp Is that someone from Panama?

If you see the word Panican in a tweet you know the account is a paid shill or retarded It’s not even a real word yet all the paid MAGA accounts starting tweeting it in unison