jlisle
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jlisle
@jlisle
A certified #BigLocalGovBaller by order of @elgl50. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Washington, D.C. Katılım Aralık 2008
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@HormoneHangover My car got tossed one night this week. I mistakenly left it unlocked after shoveling snow. BF’s Valentine’s Day gift was in trunk. They stole the tissue paper and a small black box from the bag. It was a nice box-but it only had a personalized 20-side die inside 😂
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@bforte22 @dougkammerer @amelia_draper @capitalweather @WashingtonianWx @weatherchannel @JimCantore @StephanieAbrams Hard to see. Can you get closer?
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Bethany Beach Md waves now reaching the dunes as high tide starts to come in @dougkammerer @amelia_draper @capitalweather @WashingtonianWx @weatherchannel @JimCantore @StephanieAbrams
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@barstoollaw When I was a cop chasing down a dude that threw a sandwich at you (and then charging them) would get you laughed out of the station. Also, good luck shaking the stupid sandwich related nickname that they would still be calling you at your retirement ceremony.
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Sparkling tonight in celebration of my 94th birthday
Text CONNECT to 274-16 to get alerts on our Lights!
Watch tonight's lighting here: esbo.nyc/xm5

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That nosy coworker who wants to know your business! 🤭But it's OUR business to fix leaks for FREE with the Residential Leak Assessment & Repair Program. A drip per second wastes 3,000 gallons yearly. #FixALeakWeek Stop the drip today! 🔗 dcwater.com/customer-cente… #DCWater
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Some personal news. I have received a promotion to the rank of Marine Pilot. There are only 4 Marine Pilots in @BaltimoreFire. We are the full time operators of the John R. Frazier. This has taken years of hard work and earning my 100 ton @USCG license.

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@VaDOTNOVA @VirginiaDMV My loop detectors are looping as designed. Thanks for asking!
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@jlisle @VirginiaDMV This is false, John. P.S. How are your loop detectors doing?
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⚠️Have you received a text message like this? IT IS A SCAM. Toll bills are NOT sent via text message and @VirginiaDMV doesn't do this.
Do not click on any links or give financial info through text messages.
To validate messages like this, visit tollroadsinvirginia.com.

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@darcyspencer It was a moving tribute, Darcy. Not surprised to hear his colleagues and friends describe him as just the nicest guy. That’s how I remember him.
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Thank you everyone for your kind thoughts and words regarding Derrick Ward’s death this week. Please take a moment to watch this tribute we put together yesterday. It captures who he was as a man, reporter and father. nbcwashington.app.link/WLbpxka40Pb
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It's a lot easier to understand fashion/ clothing if you think of it in terms of social language, not purely in terms of function or artistic expression. I will give you some examples. 🧵
Bored Monkey 🇪🇺@MonkeyBeBored
@dieworkwear I've often wondered what's the point of having two buttons if the lower one is not supposed to be used? Can someone explain this illogical behavour for me?
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