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@CrystalLNosal @HormoneHangover What are the odds?

@HormoneHangover My car got tossed one night this week. I mistakenly left it unlocked after shoveling snow. BF’s Valentine’s Day gift was in trunk. They stole the tissue paper and a small black box from the bag. It was a nice box-but it only had a personalized 20-side die inside 😂

Package thieves are the scum of the earth but they would be slightly redeemed in my eyes if they would open the package on site so if they see it’s just medicated cat food, for instance, they can leave it instead of ruining someone’s day for no gain

@bforte22 @dougkammerer @amelia_draper @capitalweather @WashingtonianWx @weatherchannel @JimCantore @StephanieAbrams Hard to see. Can you get closer?

Bethany Beach Md waves now reaching the dunes as high tide starts to come in @dougkammerer @amelia_draper @capitalweather @WashingtonianWx @weatherchannel @JimCantore @StephanieAbrams

I’m hooked…

@CrystalLNosal @barstoollaw Not “hero” I assume? That’s a sandwich.

@barstoollaw When I was a cop chasing down a dude that threw a sandwich at you (and then charging them) would get you laughed out of the station. Also, good luck shaking the stupid sandwich related nickname that they would still be calling you at your retirement ceremony.

I once had a guy charged with felony assault on police for doing finger guns at some passing cops. Had to try that case to a jury. Halfway through, judge asked to see counsel in chambers. Called the prosecutor a retard (really). Came back out and dismissed the case. Good judge.

@JDLand Congrats on a great career at the Post and tremendous public service to all of us who followed your chronicles of Near Southeast Navy Yard Riverfront Yards Park.

It won't exactly land with the impact of all of the other recent announcements, but today is my last day at WaPo, 27 1/2 years spent running the newsroom intranet and building stuff. Not a bad run.

@hgil He knows

Can’t compel him to go down those stairs.

@EmpireStateBldg Is that the Chrysler Building?

Sparkling tonight in celebration of my 94th birthday Text CONNECT to 274-16 to get alerts on our Lights! Watch tonight's lighting here: esbo.nyc/xm5

60 Minutes directly calls out its parent company, Paramount, following the resignation of executive producer Bill Owens

Woke up early. There was no worm.

@FlyTPA Do flamingos fly?

“On Sunday when the nation has work off all day we will play half the March Madness games after 9 pm.” “Why not just play them all during the day?” “Nobody knows.”

That nosy coworker who wants to know your business! 🤭But it's OUR business to fix leaks for FREE with the Residential Leak Assessment & Repair Program. A drip per second wastes 3,000 gallons yearly. #FixALeakWeek Stop the drip today! 🔗 dcwater.com/customer-cente… #DCWater

@doyle0213 @BaltimoreFire @USCG Congrats Andrew!

Some personal news. I have received a promotion to the rank of Marine Pilot. There are only 4 Marine Pilots in @BaltimoreFire. We are the full time operators of the John R. Frazier. This has taken years of hard work and earning my 100 ton @USCG license.

Please try to enjoy each fact equally

@VaDOTNOVA @VirginiaDMV My loop detectors are looping as designed. Thanks for asking!

@jlisle @VirginiaDMV This is false, John. P.S. How are your loop detectors doing?

⚠️Have you received a text message like this? IT IS A SCAM. Toll bills are NOT sent via text message and @VirginiaDMV doesn't do this. Do not click on any links or give financial info through text messages. To validate messages like this, visit tollroadsinvirginia.com.

@bforte22 @TheRealBigFuzzy @AdamTuss Which one is Big Fuzz?

Live shots w Big fuzz @TheRealBigFuzzy @AdamTuss

@darcyspencer It was a moving tribute, Darcy. Not surprised to hear his colleagues and friends describe him as just the nicest guy. That’s how I remember him.

Thank you everyone for your kind thoughts and words regarding Derrick Ward’s death this week. Please take a moment to watch this tribute we put together yesterday. It captures who he was as a man, reporter and father. nbcwashington.app.link/WLbpxka40Pb

@dieworkwear Fascinated thread. Thank you!

It's a lot easier to understand fashion/ clothing if you think of it in terms of social language, not purely in terms of function or artistic expression. I will give you some examples. 🧵

@bforte22 @nbcwashington @AdamTuss Where is that furry rat Tuss speaks into?

Transportation bureau working for you #snow #snowcoverage @nbcwashington @AdamTuss