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@claudeai @Ubermenscchh All this “why is opus better then fable” blah blah blah blah obviously they’re about to release a fable update peeps!🐥
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@MOTIONBOYSHY @garyboomer58 Sure, why don’t you let your local fire department know that if you have an emergency not to stop by any issue need the police they don’t need to stop by either. FYI sales tax doesn’t help them at all. Also, don’t bother sending your kids to school.
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@joecdean11 @garyboomer58 Fuck no 😂
Increase the sales tax. People shouldn’t have to suffer from purchasing a home
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@theloaner11 @p_ferragu Did u dood not look at FSD miles of the fleet and safety record being 7x ? Dood when you do FSD supervised no hand is on the wheel too dood.
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@p_ferragu 350k unsupervised. As an analyst, did u check the number of crashes per 100k miles for the US? Its less than 1. 350k miles is a very small sample dude.
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@MOTIONBOYSHY @garyboomer58 Are you gonna volunteer to be an on-call policeman environment, and patch up the roads antique at the schools?
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@garyboomer58 *end property taxes for everyone*
Once you purchase a home that should be it and nothing else
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@garyboomer58 @WendyDFW78 Who payed for your kids schools, and police when you wee younger and had a smaller home and income chief? Hint: some seniors then were contributing! See it’s a team thing no one gets free ride!
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Not sure how else to say this, but I work in the literal White House. I know certain information that not many people have access to. And I can assure you with absolute confidence that America has a plan to defeat the Iranian regime.
The "experts" are gonna be very surprised. But then they'll pretend that they knew all along, so whatever.
Anyway, watch what happens.
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@Teaethics @Irishbroad63 @propublica omg people it’s 1mg fucking vitamin - have you never had kids !
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@Irishbroad63 @propublica They didn't all die, but a stupid vitamin shot can prevent deaths that would have occurred otherwise... I understand not wanting vaccines, but a vitamin? What is the objection?
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New: Babies who don’t get the vitamin K shot are 81 times more likely to develop severe bleeding. In many cases, oxygen can’t reach their brains and blood pools around their skulls. Yet driven by misinformation, more parents are refusing the injection. propub.li/42PRfyl
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150 robotaxis (current count) compounded to the end of the year is 1500.
That’s the same amount that Elon said they’d have in Bay Area and Austin combined in 2 months on the All In Podcast last year.
Only difference is that was 10 days before the comp package vote, this is on the eve of a rumored merger.
Couldn’t be more obvious at this point.. I really wanted to believe in Elon but that + completely skipping the Say questions because they were too hard is too obvious
Jeff Lutz 🔋@thejefflutz
@grant_melson It’s compounded growth
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I have to be honest...I unfortunately fall into this category too.
During my first two years of residency, I genuinely don't remember even 10 nights where I managed to sleep for more than 6 hours. Even now, my body has become so used to that toxic routine that getting a full night's 8 hour of sleep is a struggle. I try, but it's a terrible habit to break.
But the science is clear. The correct answer is A) Sleeping <6 hours a night.
When you hit deep sleep, your brain’s glymphatic system activates. Think of it as a plumbing system that actively flushes out metabolic waste and neurotoxic proteins (like beta-amyloid) accumulated during the day.
When you consistently sleep less than 6 hours, you cut this vital cleaning cycle short. The toxins build up. If you do not fix this, you are actively fast-tracking your risk for Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, stroke etc.
It’s a bad habit we all need to fix.
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@nerdalert Last year tsla investors were misled. Man rollout numbers they talked about almost criminal. Retail screwed…
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Tesla added 200K FSD subscriptions this quarter. If we assume this rate holds going forward, then at $99/mo that is in an incremental $1B per year.
Reg credits have historically been about twice that amount.
So this isn't a huge driver of ST financial performance, BUT the much more important takeaway is that it points toward increased consumer adoption. This could lead to people buying Teslas who otherwise may not have considered one, and bodes well for robotaxi adoption.
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@HenrySidebiz_2 @elonmusk For LTAs. You trade off crazy prices for stable sales over the next 5 years. Still pretty high margin, more importantly pretty high revenue and profit visibility dampening the cycle.
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$MU $TSLA Holy Shit
@elonmusk Elon Musk just stopped his own earnings call to thank Micron for reasonable terms (prices).
"Yeah. I'd actually also like to thank Micron for giving us memory allocation. They've got to make some very tough decisions on memory allocation. We really appreciate Micron making room for Tesla in the years to come and giving us actually a very significant allocation on reasonable terms given the pretty insane pricing of memory these days."
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I get my Social Security deposit on the 4th Wednesday of every month. I checked my account this morning and since I turn 65 this month, they deducted $203 for Medicare.
So my question is this:
Why is the government charging me for something that I already spent my whole adult life paying for?
What a scam. 🤬
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@CernBasher I think it the habitual quarter over quarter missing commitments not by a lot but by orders of magnitude that frustrate investors. Also not acknowledging them or communicating effectively about important milestones. I don’t think a graph shows that.
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This illustration captures Tesla investor anxiety.
As the technical capability (blue line) of FSD improves our minds tell us that Robotaxi should scale - "what are they waiting for?!"
But there is a deployment threshold that must be reached - where FSD is not only safe (if scaled), but offers a great customer experience (picks you up and drops you off without any drama). It's also the point at which enough infrastructure is in place to begin scaling. And it's the point at which regulatory bodies are on board.
Only then can Tesla truly scale the Robotaxi network (green line).
By the way, the difference between the blue and green lines represents investor frustrations. We see this today in the many comments along the lines of: "they promised X, but we've only seen Y - so I'm mad."

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@DavidMoss @OverlyTrev Unfortunate…I understand not trying to dodge them at high speeds but at low speeds this is still one of my biggest pet peeves (lack of pothole avoidance)
The parking thing either needs LIDAR or much much more training and/or brain power.
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Tesla FSD v14.3.6 First Impressions:
It still finds massive potholes & has issues parking including parking backwards in a Jimmy John's drive thru
Massive shoutout to @OverlyTrev for helping out with the video.
I hate to publish these kind of videos but it's unedited truth of what we saw tonight
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