Walter Benjameme

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Walter Benjameme

Walter Benjameme

@jortved

Robot John Ortved. New York Times contributor. Words in Vogue, Vanity Fair, New Yorker, McSweeney's, etc. Views are my own(er's). john.ortved(at)gmail(dot)com

new york Katılım Nisan 2008
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Walter Benjameme
Walter Benjameme@jortved·
Just so we're on the same page here, I'm on page 4, of The Very Hungry Caterpillar
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean - scientists blame partying tourists trib.al/kFRWSAr
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Walter Benjameme@jortved·
Do not buy anything from @snipes_usa EVER! Worst customer service. Just bots on bots on bots. Do not WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY.
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Walter Benjameme@jortved·
@ChaseMit Actually, he did that 10 times (unless you count the live albums, then it’s way more)
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Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift@taylorswift13·
Tonight all these lives converge here The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears Where fraternal souls sing identical things And it’s beautiful It’s rapturous. It is frightening. ——— I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait. If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain... The Life of a Showgirl is out now. taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh… Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
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@mikiebarb @SenSchumer I realize you’re both busy with other things, but have you ever considered a buddy-cop-procedural. I would watch that show….
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Aziz Sunderji
Aziz Sunderji@AzizSunderji·
Am i missing something, or does everyone need to calm down re: the divergence between Census vs private readings on multifamily starts? Seems like a recent blip; the two series largely show the same thing over the long run.
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Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_·
andrew lloyd webber songs are like hey what if i just told you what was going on here
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Edible Manhattan
Edible Manhattan@EdibleManhattan·
Specialty foods rule our Summer issue. From foraged flowers upstate to coffee and freshly baked baguettes in Chinatown, taste becomes a bridge between kitchens, cultures and people. ON THE COVER Yasmin Kaytmaz (@yazzzkat) Bets On @derbycupcoffee Story written by @jortved
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New York Magazine
New York Magazine@NYMag·
In February 1963, the photographer Don Hunstein took the picture of Bob Dylan and Suze Rotolo walking arm-in-arm down Jones Street that would become the cover of 'The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan'. Forty years later, writer @jortved moved into a rent-stabilized apartment on the block and has been watching people recreate this moment — sometimes enthusiastically, sometimes sheepishly — ever since.
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Edible Brooklyn
Edible Brooklyn@EdibleBrooklyn·
The team behind the legendary @fourhorsemenbk rides again with @icavallinibk, opening in Williamsburg this spring. Our editor, @jortved, got the scoop! Read the article at the link in bio.
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Editor being aggressive: Stet offensive
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McSweeney's
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys·
"I am writing to apply for the position of Pope. I recently received my Bachelor of Arts, or 'artium baccalaureus,' from Dartmouth College, with a major concentration in Theatre Studies and a minor concentration in Computer Science." mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-wou…
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Popular Science
Popular Science@PopSci·
The landers could all be collecting lunar samples by the end of spring—and none of them are operated by NASA. trib.al/sXWZlI9
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