Jeremy

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Jeremy

Jeremy

@jpbastyr

little backend tech developer

he/him Katılım Nisan 2013
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Kelly Sommers@kellabyte·
@AureliaRosea Can cloud watch format structured logging for display or does it just spit out the JSON? This is the whole problem. 99% of observatory tools do not parse and display JSON nicely.
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Kelly Sommers@kellabyte·
Am I the only one who feels conflicted about structured logging? Whenever I look at logs in half of the observability tools it’s hard to view on the screen and JSON sucks. But advocating for an unstructured logging format these days would get you murdered I feel in most orgs.
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@kellabyte Today I merged a massive refactor to switch to json logs 😬 think it will be fine though after we aggregate them asap and build a couple views to parse the main fields. Can already pipe the output into another tool to view quickly on the systems so not dead in the water at least
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@Remiireee @kilday_morgan @AustinDyches @GavinNewsom To clarify, since the people liking this have clearly misunderstood: I'm saying that those of you who will not commit to voting for the Dem nominee (incl Newsom) in the face of the last few decades of Republican policies and actions are cancerous and must be ignored
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@Remiireee @kilday_morgan @AustinDyches @GavinNewsom It's a very simple proposition, unfortunately many of the people backing these other candidates already plan to throw a tantrum if they don't get their way and act in a manner which only helps the opposing party (who actively then make everything they claimed to care about worse)
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Austin Dyches for Congress@AustinDyches·
Hi, welcome to the new Democratic Party. We're not voting for @GavinNewsom, ever. Please understand when I say we are now holding you Centrists hostage. If you nominate this soulless silverspoon failson, you will lose the election becuase we will not vote for him. You can nominate someone the people want, or you can lose. We know you'll choose the latter so we will prepare accordingly, we suggest you do the same.
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Leftist streamer Hasan Piker said he intends to vote third-party if Gavin Newsom becomes the 2028 Democratic nominee. Follow: @AFpost

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dolo@doloyeung·
(cant pick up my gun because my inventory is full) Stupid bitch wife: Unequip your candle Me: I need to be able to see down there, moron Stupid bitch wife: Ok, then unequip your sleeping cap Me: God, you really don't know anything about investigating strange noises do you
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𝒵𝒾𝓀✯@_Gottalovezik·
when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@adyingdeath @tsoding It's the king of pragmatism (TS included) but the abstractions to allow this obviously come at the cost of performance and efficiency in other areas. Right tool, right job etc
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adyingdeath@adyingdeath·
@tsoding JavaScript is a mess, but most of the time it's a comfortable choice for getting the job done. What impresses me most about JavaScript is how easily you can work with obj/json, far easier than any other language I've used before.
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Тsфdiиg@tsoding·
I think C is a terrible language. But it's not like we have a good alternative anyway. So it kinda persists. Just like JavaScript.
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@joshuarolson @hutchinson Holding politicians accountable = allowing "the other side"™ to win and act worse in every way for every issue I was concerned with in the first place
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@warintel4u You are a fucking idiot if you think grok or other LLMs are some kind of truth machines. You have worms for brains
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War Intel@warintel4u·
Grok previously claimed that this video was not AI-generated, and that it was 100% original and completely accurate. However, it is now providing a note on Twitter stating that AI elements are visible in the video. How can it present two conflicting views at the same time? Whose guidance is it following, and why is it saying this?
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@BreeNewsome Trump, his admin, the SC, and Congress are all currently uniquely bad in ways that are not just foreign policy related. Is that the only lens you can view this through?
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Don’t Boo…Revolt!
Don’t Boo…Revolt!@BreeNewsome·
These attempts to make Trump (& also Netanyahu) exceptionally bad is another attempt to redeem the American imperialist project Biden - Gaza & Afghanistan disaster Obama - Libya & Syria disaster Bush - Iraq disaster we’re STILL dealing with
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Trader Tony@trader_tony_·
ICE at airports is just laying the groundwork for ICE at polling places btw
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@ptr_to_joel not looking to defend this too hard, but its very possible issues like this were not created by them, only discovered and fixed, right? I guess I wouldn't post about it afterwards myself though lol, but maybe for other juniors it might be useful
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Joel 🇦🇺@ptr_to_joel·
>be “””senior””” engineer >want to be linkedin influencer >make post on prod issue >highlight your language fundamentals are junior tier
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Buck@BuckOnTwidder·
overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”
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if that’s your girl why is she spam crouching me on the minecraft server
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Jeremy@jpbastyr·
@karateclub90000 @TakeYourPhysic @straceX I think the real answer is that the order is not that important, if 10_000 all submit at the same time, they all think they're going to get it. Every request is queued and the first one that makes it into the queue and back out wins. In normal circumstances, order is preserved
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Gracia@straceX·
Interviewer: There is exactly ONE concert ticket left. 10,000 fans click 'Buy' at the exact same millisecond. How do you guarantee only one person gets it without crashing the database?
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