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Meanwhile…. Lindsey Graham:

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

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@CrunchGym I do not appreciate a bate and switch situation. My husband signed up and brought 2 others with him (myself and his sister). We were all assured R&R amenities. I would like someone to contact us with a suitable resolution. Feel free to reply or DM me.

@CrunchGym To whom it may concern, I do not appreciate a bate and switch situation. My husband signed up and brought 2 others with him (myself and his sister). We were all assured R&R amenities. I would like someone to contact us with a suitable resolution. Feel free to reply or DM me.

Many of you have been asking (literally not one person has asked) for a top memes of 2024 round-up post! The wait is over. ENJOY!

@CrunchGym To whom it may concern, I do not appreciate a bate and switch situation. My husband signed up and brought 2 others with him (myself and his sister). We were all assured R&R amenities. I would like someone to contact us with a suitable resolution. Feel free to reply or DM me.

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@CrunchGym To whom it may concern, I do not appreciate a bate and switch situation. My husband signed up and brought 2 others with him (myself and his sister). We were all assured R&R amenities. I would like someone to contact us with a suitable resolution. Feel free to reply or DM me.

Stick with your resolutions this #QuittersDay 💪 Remember, if you’re thinking of quitting, just #QuitTomorrow (then when tomorrow comes, tell yourself you'll quit tomorrow!). No Judgments. No Limits.

@CrunchGym To whom it may concern, I do not appreciate a bate and switch situation. My husband signed up and brought 2 others with him (myself and his sister). We were all assured R&R amenities. I would like someone to contact us with a suitable resolution. Feel free to reply or DM me.

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🤣😂🤣 #PamBondi

@AGPamBondi @lookner Make sure to let us know where you’ll be working so we know who to boycott next for hiring a racist sycophant.

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@RealAlexJones I thought @RealAlexJones was dead

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: FBI Dir. Kash Patel To Be Fired By Trump TODAY, According To Multiple High-Level Intel Sources! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@SeanParnellASW Doubtful

This allegation is entirely false and fabricated. Neither Secretary Hegseth nor any of his representatives approached BlackRock about any such investment. This is yet another baseless, dishonest smear designed to mislead the public. We demand an immediate retraction. Secretary Hegseth and the Department of War remain unwavering in their commitment to the highest standards of ethics and strict adherence to all applicable laws and regulations.

‘Bout the only thing that’s gotten cheaper

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@SpeakerJohnson Stop killing American citizens and you’d have a budget.

Delayed at the airport? Thank a Democrat. Democrats have voted REPEATEDLY to PROTECT criminal illegal aliens and PREVENT our own American TSA agents from getting paychecks. Democrats have chosen to make the American people suffer just so illegal aliens can stay in our country.

@SusieWiles Must be a comfort to have affordable healthcare. Best of luck on your treatment!

Last week, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Nearly one in eight women in the United States will face this diagnosis. Every day, these women continue to raise their families, go to work, and serve their communities with strength and determination. I now join their ranks. I am grateful to have an outstanding team of doctors who detected the cancer early and are guiding my care, and I am encouraged by a very good prognosis. I am also deeply thankful for the support and encouragement of President Trump as I undergo treatment and continue serving in my role as White House Chief of Staff.

@HarrisCoJudge @LinaHidalgoTX just some advice … drop the rodeo thing. You didn’t have passes to get where you wanted. Your coworker said as much when you left the office. Just stop.

@KristiNoem @POTUS @SecRubio @SecWar Much like your dog, your career is dead

Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

@GovAbbottPress Sit down POS