Mr Angry from Haight everything

@amazon turns out, "arriving today" and "arriving tomorrow" are not the same thing. Don't say it's arriving when you know it's not.

@Bandcamp eight rounds of captchas on login? Seriously?

@UberEats sometimes your web page hangs during loading. (Not everyone uses the mobile app.)

@facebook yes I know the Dalai Lama is live now. No need to notify me every minute about it.

@UPS stop acting like the first failed delivery is the second so you can send it back early and collect another shipping fee

@PatxisPizza DD is enshittifying your operation. Last night delivery took almost an hour thanks to multiple stops.

@TotalWine your "press and hold" widget doesn't work

@Bandcamp getting "Failed: TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'items')" errors trying to check out #fail

@googlemaps Caused by: Error: EpochMismatch,777,776 at tDc.O (m=umldcd:337:409)

@bleep the "new address" page has some serious problems

@googlephotos thanks for totally messing up the web interface to Photos. It is now impossible to share to Messages. Should work like the phone, and doesn't.

@DoorDash_Help you know that the whole PIN thing is a security leak? What if drivers start associating PINs with addresses? Free food.

@awscloud congrats for making it outright impossible to even sign into AWS to find out why I'm being charged for nothing

@TotalWine please to fix website. It really doesn't know whether the user is logged in or not. Example - top right shows username, but no delivery addresses are populated.

@googlemaps your "automated queries" thing is borked. I got one the first time I'd looked anywhere on maps for over 12 hours.

@SocialSecurity your site is sending users through the first login flow multiple times

@TotalWine the website is crazy. If I search for a bottle with Google and follow TW links, it tells me I can get it delivered. But if I search for it inside TW, it tells me I can't. Also the site is often confused about whether I'm logged in or not.

@doordash no point in having a function where the dasher calls me, if all it says is "there has been an error" when I pick up

@eBay hitting me with that $5 coupon popup every time I visit the site is super bad UI

@PatxisPizza the website is borked again. Goes straight to the checkout page. Also says you don't deliver to me, which isn't right, as I get stuff delivered from you all the time. I'd rather not order via Caviar but I've no choice at this point.