Kate

@MooseAllain Bloke at the pub was called Vidal Baboon by the punters as he was a hairdresser and looked a bit like a monkey.

@TfL Pls sort out your customer service line. Called for refund yesterday. Waited waiting 20+ mins & told there was a problem & they couldn’t process it. Called today. Call included 3 long holds, lasted 38.5 mins. I was asked SIX security questions. INFURIATING.

@dr_besty @BLAIMGame I actually did this. Put clothes on over wet swimsuit at the side of the pool and sloshed home wet. Weird thing was you had to get to the pool via the changing room and could use the loos in there. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@BLAIMGame When my local swimming pool reopened after the first lock down they didn't open the changing rooms and instead advised you to turn up and go home in your swimming trunks

It was 4 years ago this month that Covid restrictions were introduced that meant you could only buy a drink in a pub if you had a Scotch Egg with it. What was the most moronic Covid rule you remember?

@LittleHardman Yes. I’m 54.

UK people: did you do country dancing at school and if so, how old are you?

@axainsurance Outstandingly appalling customer phone service. Impossible to renew policy. Been left on hold, cut off, passed to wrong department numerous times and then in an infernal loop asking me to select the same option over and over. Appalling.

@LNRailway It was working fine on a recent service. It is summer, it’s hot and humid, just set the thermostats so we have cool air. It is so unpleasant travelling like this and easy to fix.

@k8andrews Good morning Kate. Sorry to hear of your discomfort onboard. Unfortunately, temperatures are thermostatically controlled and are unable to be adjusted by train staff. It can be hard to successfully maintain a consistent, comfortable temperature. Apologies once again - Jonty

@LNRailway How about some aircon on your services please. 8.39 Tring to EUS is absolutely awful.l and unacceptable.

@NickMotown twitter.com/k8andrews/stat…

Seeing a bit of chat about nicknames today. When I worked in an office in the early 90s, there was a bloke we all called Big Ted. His name wasn’t Ted and we wasn’t particularly big, it’s just that his desk was right by a round window.

@fredsirieix1 I lived in Paris 1990-91 and was a frequent visitor to that pool and the cinema just across from it. And FNAC! Of course it may have all changed now but this has taken me right back… Bonne journée!

Off for a swim this morning in Les Halles. There is a 50m swimming pool there. I might have a 🥐 on the way back 🏊

@Rob_Madge_02 Was that you or your doppelgänger hopping on the met line at kings x this eve?! Rarely see a Twitter 🌟 IRL!!! Was tempted to say hello 👋

@AmazonUK You have made it incredibly difficult to get support through chat. I have had a corrosive product delivered and it is leaking so want a replacement but obviously don’t to return the defective one. I can’t get support through chat. HELP.

@DavidMuttering Oh, Bravo!!

J’Accuzzi

@MooseAllain This is wonderful! 💕💕

It’s our little Nutmeg’s 10th birthday today, which is all the excuse I need to repost this vid of when we interviewed her.

@EaterWriter Beacon Down, East Sussex #home-section" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">beacondown.co.uk/#home-section

I am contemplating shifting our uk sparkling range to one producer per-county so I can stock more of each producer’s wines. Who is the best or most interesting producer in each county would you say? Oxfordshire already taken…

@22CaratEwok @kasiakatie Mine congratulated me for standing up. I was going to the loo.

@kasiakatie Just tell it to fuck off and continue sitting down and doing nothing. It’s good for the soul

Fuck off

@manypets_uk Hi - how long does it take for you to pay out on a claim typically please? I have been waiting a few weeks on a large claim and have to pay off my credit card. No updates at all and no response to my follow-up enquiry.

@NickMotown Oh god. So, so sorry 💙

Takoda (04.01.2010 - 20.09.2023) My heart is shattered. He will always be the best boy 💚

@PatrickBrammall @butlerandhope Is that purveyor of fine meats Kel in there too!?

@_Enanem_ WHO DAT?! 🥰

Trying to explain to this idiot that not only is it unlikely dinosaurs were pink, they definitely didn’t wear Christmas hats. She’s just like “Gimme it. I’m gonna shake and squeak it”.

@jamieeast It’s @richardosman ‘s time to shine! Same here…!

SAME!

Just what you want to see on your local FaceAche group 🐍