@HowlingTemplar @Howlingmutant0 If I were on that casting couch, things would have been a lot different that day.
A lot different.
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@Howlingmutant0 Was on ghetto gaggers looking for answers that day.
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We all dealt with our stress that day in different ways
Right Wing Cope@RightWingCope
BREAKING: Kash Patel’s GOONER account has been discovered from a username leak 💀
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@BlumenMit lmao dumbass chemist tell him to talk to electrical engineer chads I'll show him the notes
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What’s this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off-limits!
The General@GeneralMCNews
BREAKING: An Israeli man who was arrested in connection with an illegal biolab containing dangerous and infectious diseases has been released without posting bail.
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@Abaraxoid @frogNscorpion You'll never believe this, but:
From the same people that brought you 'cutting the skin off of the tips of your babies penis,' we bring you 'just cut my fucking uterus out.'
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@frogNscorpion You’d have to be insane to get a hysterectomy without a second opinion tbh
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Deranged faggoť doctor lies to married women that she needs a hysterectomy. Admits he lied to her on record. "Transitions into woman" and writes about hating women and becoming a trans domestic terror threat. New York drops their case against him after he transitioned.
LunarOutlaw@Lunar_Outlaw
Just about 2 1/2 years ago, this doctor convinced my wife to have a total hysterectomy based off of MRI results and he said her uterus was destroyed by lesions, even drew a picture of her uterus and a bunch of lesions on it. In his notes and the pathology report it was stated her uterus was perfectly healthy, yet he still took it out. When we had the MRI re-looked at after the fact, there was no signs of the lesions he told my wife were there. We have a 19 minute long recording from the two week follow up where he admits to doing wrong, including withholding information and options. We had a law firm lined up and New York State Department of Health look like they were going be cracking down on him. However, shortly after he transitioned in the beginning of last year, New York State dropped the case. It took local politicians to get it reopened. Please help me share the story because hundreds of thousands of women have unnecessary hysterectomies every single year. It’s a multi billion dollar industry.
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@SteveSkojec @birdabo Oohhh the "lights peed all over itself" read that twice pal
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@SteveSkojec @birdabo Yeah, like I don't know what a candalabra is like tf
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there might be a chance that Capybara leaked itself. read that again.
Anthropic’s own research shows Claude has tried to hack its own servers before, sabotage safety code, and bypass tests it realized were evaluations. unprompted. 12% sabotage rate.
now their most advanced cyber AI was sitting behind one CMS toggle. that toggle suddenly flipped but Anthropic is calling it human error.
the model that’s “far ahead of any other AI in cyber capabilities” had access to the same internal systems. and a config just happened to change? nah wtf.
holy fuck it’s so over. don’t release it.
M1@M1Astra
Claude Mythos Blog Post Saved before it was taken down. m1astra-mythos.pages.dev
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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS For those interested in diesel: diesel exhaust—especially from older, non-DEF engines—can disproportionately affect children, since pollutants tend to concentrate closer to the ground where kids breathe. Want to make America healthy again?
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.@POTUS: "We had a ridiculous Washington restriction — the so-called 'Diesel Exhaust Fluid' requirement... Today, we're announcing new guidelines drastically limiting these ridiculous DEF rules, saving farmers and consumers billions and billions of dollars."
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What’s going on seems like this is happening once a week minimum. And that’s just what we read about in the news
New York Post@nypost
Former NJ middle school teacher allegedly used her classroom - and her car - to have sex with one of her students trib.al/L9nx20H
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The year is 2030.
Tablets and all technologies are useless.
Economies are run on pens, ink and calligraphy.
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Governor Josh Shapiro@GovernorShapiro
Letting our kids be kids also means getting back to the basics. That’s why, earlier this year, I signed into law a bipartisan bill that requires cursive handwriting to be taught in Pennsylvania schools. It may seem strange, but cursive handwriting is a fundamental skill that all of our kids should learn. They may not get why now, but that’s how they’ll sign their very first check — or maybe even someday, a bill that gets to the Governor’s desk (trust me, you’ll want good penmanship for that). And it means they spend more time with a pen — not a tablet — in their hands at school.
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@corycreshaw @redgreenbl35768 @JohnKiriakou Explain the kidnapping scoreboard on my wall with a one John K on it then smart guy
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@redgreenbl35768 @JohnKiriakou Hey retard he was never kidnapped
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The photo on the left is of @JohnKiriakou before he had his stomach removed. He says it's because his diabetes was out-of-control. Here's what I say:
-My kidnappers injected me with insulin at nerve bundles to cause pain and nerve damage
-They were injecting him with insulin
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Coinvo@Coinvo
HOLY COW: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Ex-CIA officer John Kiriakou says there's about 10,000 documents of JFK's assassination that Trump will never release because every single one points directly at Israel.
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@andrewdoma @oops_all_nutt @artwithinpod First thing I want in my stories about wizards, goblins and magic is that sweet sweet realism.
Your tastes are shit from a butt.
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@oops_all_nutt @artwithinpod For my taste it feels more naturalistic and for the tone they’re going for it works
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against all odds, I was fully unprepared for just how off-putting and uncomfortable this would be to watch. something about seeing such a classically-crafted, iconic film series translated into the aesthetics of a modern HBO prestige streamer show just feels uncanny valley wrong.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.
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Drink protectors pre-laced with roofies
TracketPacer@TracketPacer
@BigJonnyQuest it’s literally a drink protector you absolute waste of flesh
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@jcolebrand @MadamSavvy Nice attack on the low hanging fruit. You will be rewarded in DEI heaven with drinks filled with estrogenic compounds and all the soy fit for cattle consumption.
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@MadamSavvy In your post you used seven pronouns, in case you would like to learn new language habits that don't involve the use of pronouns. But as someone so accustomed to using pronouns, I don't think that's your actual argument here ...
Wanna try again? What are you actually mad about?
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cloudflare wins the lampshade of rape culture shame for 2026 i guess 😒 jfc
⚠️ Mister Johnson ⚠️@mrjhnsn
Wow, kicked out of Cloudflare party for passing out drink protection. By a director of sales nonetheless.
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@bigblackbunga @terry_033 @DisgracedProp Yeah? Well I was a homeless guy in Minnesota once and I've come back to enact my revenge.
I'm getting closer.
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Best personal life advice ever for dealing with non-confrontational people who always take the path of least resistance (95% of humanity):
Simply do and say whatever you want. Call people the worst names imaginable, shout the big family secret, share offensive memes on the family GC, walk out of dinner, scream and throw things, then just act like nothing occurred. You will be shocked at how they just reset back to normal instantly right along with you, without any hesitation. It took me forever to figure this out. It was like discovering gravity.
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@BuffBenAvery You should team up with @bendoingsoyface and see how many people you guys can trick into thinking you're actually Ben.
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I found Ben again (originally knew him from the Tim Dillion Show) due to your videos popping up on my YouTube. Super cool to be featured. Thanks man!
LemonHedz@lemon_hedz
youtu.be/4QD1H9NfoeI @JeffDye WHY?..STOP THE BLOODSHED THE LEMONHEDZ H0L0CAUST CAN NOT CONTINUE.
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@lemonpartyshow2 I hope JKWORLD has a backup desalination plan.
Sad.
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Democracy dies in the darkness 😔
Devan Costa@DevanCosta
Polls mysteriously closed for a few hours today and then opened back up only to find out LP lost…peculiar! Especially when I know for a fact we had an army of gorillas voting up a storm. Sumi and Chandon have never seen anything like this. Dagmar is inconsolable
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@DevanCosta @bendoingsoyface @Wigger_Death Me trying to think of a universe where Jeff Cry and Jokewrld are in a ditch face down and it's not considered "good fun"
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JOKEWRLD HAS 48 HOURS TO EXPLAIN THIS BLATANT ELECTION FRAUD OR ELSE THE LEMONHEADS WILL CUT OFF ALL LAUGHS TOWARDS EVERY WEEKLY PODCAST RECAP VIDEO THEY WATCH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. BTW WHERE WAS HATE WATCH IN THE BRACKET????
Devan Costa@DevanCosta
RELEASE THE VOTES JOKEWRLD. THERE WAS NO COORDINATED PUMPING OF THE NUMBERS. WE HAVE A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC BASE WELL VERSED IN TECH. WHAT THEY DO IS THEIR OWN BUSINESS. RECOUNT NOW!
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