Kerri

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@JetBlue also really appreciate that the muddy boots I’d wrapped up in plastic bags are now just shoved in loose with my clothes, which are no longer folded and appear to just be squashed in.

@JetBlue - so not only was my flight delayed by 23 hours, but you’ve now broken my bag, the bag you charged me an extra $150 for?!?

@KevinDevineTwit Ahh is it too late to send you an email about this? I’ve been on another planet lately...

@LIRR 40 minutes

The LIRR is experiencing delays averaging 15-20 minutes west of Jamaica due to an earlier truck striking an LIRR bridge near Forest Hills. Trains had been operating at reduced speed as a precaution, but now full use of the bridge has been restored. We anticipate delays to subside

@hitRECordJoe That time I went to a bar in my orange dress. #letsgetweird

For the next hour, I'm gonna do something with all of you here on Twitter. Here's what to do: Post a photo of you doing something wonderfully WEIRD. Alone, or w/ others. We'll all celebrate our weirdness, together. Tag it #letsgetweird I’ll retweet a bunch of you. Now, GO!!!!

@MikeDrucker Mike! You’re the coolest person I know who follows me on Twitter 😊Would you be willing to RT this to help my scavenger hunt team fundraise to clear unexploded bombs in Laos? Trying to get the word out. (Pls don’t unfollow me 😂) crowdrise.com/o/en/campaign/…

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@Betakitten 😘

@kerrold Done 😘

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FURIOUS. @Uber just told me that they cannot adjust my fare - & gave me £10 as a “goodwill credit.” You can see by the map that my driver went the long way around bc I kept falling asleep. My trip was quoted £60-£80 & I got charged £133!! Please RT to let others know #Uber scams!

@champagneofcats @BrandNewKer I’ve been hearing “Urine” in my head since I read the books! It’s certainly more fitting!

@BrandNewKer I just learned that, too, and I don't like it! I prefer him being called Urine Greyjoy, which I also heard today.

@NatashaDNP (I replied to you from the wrong account... 😂)

@NatashaDNP I missed all this but echo what everyone else said! (also are you moving again?!)

@MrsSpuds sorry this is super last minute but I’m coming to Vegas Wednesday until Monday! Would love to see you if we can make it work! Don’t use this account anymore but send me a msg at @brandnewker - will send you a request there 😊

This is my student worker. Missing since FRIDAY! Any info, PLEASE call the detective on the flyer. I really hope she’s found OK and soon. Please Share far and wide. Let’s find her! ❤️ you Nyamal!

Tweeting from this account just to say that one of my favorite singers from 2005ish has been DMing me on my main account after I saw him play for the first time in 13 years last night and I am living for it. Carry on. 😂😂😂

@champagneofcats I just realized I saw this tweet on kerrold and not BrandNewKer

@champagneofcats It’s not that hard, people!!!

I don't do New Year's resolutions, but dammit starting now, people won't get away with using only my husband's half of my last name. Sometimes I wish I'd never changed my last name at all.

@mattnathanson Saw you play two shows at Joe’s Pub that night too... how was that 15 years ago?!

oh shit, happy birthday “beneath these fireworks”! i remember buying it the day it came out @ the tower records on broadway in NYC. first time i ever had an album of mine in a store. & it was end capped. i was over the moon! thanks jocelyn.