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@Bubblebathgirl Same but different

Meanwhile in Congress, Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) is having a mental meltdown over raw milk during her questioning of HHS Secretary Kennedy Jr.: “If I were the head of HHS, I would by God say don’t take raw milk! It is dangerous to your health and if you can’t say that well maybe there are some other conclusions that can be drawn!” Who in their right mind would ever take health advice from DeLauro? Just look at her. Didn’t she also promote the jab and say men can be women?

@_jamie_177 @stlCITYsc @paramountplus Fans show up bc it’s a good sports town and let’s be honest there’s not much else to do. Doesn’t change the fact that people don’t wanna go downtown. And I’m not scared of the city but I’ve been to Iraq and I prefer the latter.

@knockdownjay @stlCITYsc @paramountplus So then what's your reasoning for all the other City home games that are full of people? What about the team who has the highest selling games consistently, and happens to be in downtown STL? March Madness was just here, too. You might just be scared of downtown my guy.

OH MYYY MYKHI!! The kid steps up and delivers 😤 📺 @paramountplus

@Cjpearson You have no idea how the Navy works 😂

President Trump just appointed Dr. Erica Schwartz to be the Director of the CDC. Dr. Schwartz is a Coast Guard Rear Admiral and former Deputy Surgeon General. She is also both a doctor and lawyer. Merit. Not DEI. 👏

@NYCMayor Same for your house keeper, right?

Park Avenue is beautiful. But who paints the walls? Who takes out the trash? Who keeps the heat on and the elevators running? 34,000 doormen, porters, supers, and building workers sustain not just Park Avenue - but 3,500 buildings across this city. The gap between the people who serve and the people they serve has gone on long enough. I stood with NYSNA nurses on the picket line, and I'll be standing with 32BJ too - because the working people who power New York deserve better wages and safer conditions.

@StatsUFL What if you got a real job?

What if Saint Louis Sports teams shared a color scheme with the STL Battlehawks?

@Kelly4Humanity Hair fake. Accent fake. Eye lashes fake. Glasses fake. Nails fake. Only thing we know for sure is she’s stupid.

I wish she hadn't let the Dems turn her into a character. This is what the real Jasmine sounds like. IT. WAS. ALL. AN. ACT.

@nypost Is Jemele really Jemale?

Reporter Jemele Hill questions why ‘male insiders’ aren’t held to same standard as women amid Dianna Russini scandal trib.al/JxvMV97

@_jamie_177 @stlCITYsc @paramountplus Maybe, but that wasn’t the case here. Nobody wants to go downtown. The team was more popular in Fenton. They fucked up.

@knockdownjay @stlCITYsc @paramountplus It's not uncommon for any of the Open Cup games. Even games over in Europe. They sometimes don’t open the whole stadium.

@fashion_nfl No more dick nose

Comparing old and new Rams head logos.

@nicksortor WOW! Nick Sorter retweet bot.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump has announced he’ll be nominating Dr. Erica Schwartz, MD as his new Director of the CDC Schwartz was reportedly recommended by HHS, and will be replacing Dr. Jay Bhattacharya, who was the Acting Director Trump's also appointing: - Sean Slovenski as CDC Deputy Director/COO - Dr. Jennifer Schuford, MD as CDC Deputy Director/CMO - Dr. Sara Brenner, MD as Senior Counselor for Public Health to Secretary Kennedy

@RepWesleyBellMO Fuck Haiti. YOU represent AMERICA.

Today was a win for the Haitian community.

@RepMaxwellFrost Fuck these people 🖕🏻🖕🏻

BREAKING: The House just passed a 3-year TPS extension for Haiti. This is a HUGE win for 350,000 Haitian families and proof that doing the right thing is still possible. I’ll never stop showing up and fighting for the people. Now, on to the Senate.

@stopvaccinating A job

Potatoes

@Osint613 A black woman with a Jew name was the best you could get? Ain’t no way.

Trump: I am pleased to announce the new leadership of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). It is my Honor to nominate the incredibly talented Dr. Erica Schwartz, MD, JD, MPH, as my Director of the CDC. Erica graduated from Brown University for College and Medical School, and served a distinguished career as a Doctor of Medicine in the United States Military, the Greatest and Most Powerful Force in the World, and then served as my Deputy Surgeon General during my First Term. She is a STAR! I am also pleased to announce the appointment of Sean Slovenski as the CDC Deputy Director and Chief Operating Officer, Dr. Jennifer Shuford, MD, MPH, as the CDC Deputy Director and Chief Medical Officer, and Dr. Sara Brenner, MD, MPH, as Senior Counselor for Public Health to Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. These Highly Respected Doctors of Medicine have the knowledge, experience, and TOP degrees to restore the GOLD STANDARD OF SCIENCE at the CDC, which was an absolute disaster focused on “mandates” under Sleepy Joe. Together, they will do a TREMENDOUS job leading the CDC as we continue to MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AND GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@mymixtapez That’s the goofiest looking nigger I’ve ever seen

T.I.’s Domani steps in as big brother, checking King and holding him accountable after his recent arrest: “I got a call at 3 a.m… just made sure no lives were lost, and I went back to sleep…”

@nicksortor More stellar journalism from the “WOW!” guy. Have you ever seen anything that didn’t “WOW!” you? Act like you’ve been somewhere before.

🚨 WOW! Brandon Gill absolutely WENT OFF on the House floor over passing TPS for Haitians “Does mass migration from Haiti benefit the American people? The answer is obviously NO. 65% of Haitian-headed households are on welfare! Does that make America stronger or more prosperous or more wealthy in any way? OF COURSE it doesn’t!”

@thealexiskraft You’re the reason women shouldn’t be allowed to vote

if you’re doing solid yellow, there needs to be a white border on it, like this. the solid yellow against blue is aesthetically bare and downgrade. like the bare minimum. but what do i know!!

@FoxNews If they didn’t wear those jumpsuits would you even know they were actors?

HAPPENING NOW: Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman delivers a heartfelt message to the rest of his crew after their historic space mission: "This was an unbelievable adventure, and it was made possible by this crew and the support of each other throughout the whole thing.” “We are bonded forever. I mean, that's the closest where humans can be and not be a family, so it was just an amazing adventure. And every single person on that crew lifted each other up the entire time.”

🚨 June is no longer Pride month 🌈: This is the best video you’ll see all day. ‘I hate to break this to you, but putting a wiener in a butt shouldn’t be on anybody’s highlight reel’ Haters will claim it’s AI 😂