Lura Loomer (Parody)

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Lura Loomer (Parody)

Lura Loomer (Parody)

@lauraloomerd

Proud Mossad Agent.

Katılım Nisan 2025
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
“Hi. I’d like to work for President Trump.” Come on in!
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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@LauraLoomer Thanks to my strong Mossad connection and illegal eavesdropping on Americans, we can get more news out faster
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
NIH Director @DrJBhattacharya says he supports @WhiteCoatWaste’s mission, but under his leadership, NIH is still funding cruel taxpayer experiments in labs on puppies and other innocent animals. Did you know that your taxpayer dollars are being used to fund Beagles being deliberately infected with pneumonia, bled out, and left to die to study how quickly they will go into septic shock? These experiments are happening right now with federal taxpayer dollars under the current Trump administration. They can easily be ended with a directive from President Trump or Dr. Bhattacharya, demanding the termination of all funding of cruel animal testing and animal abuse in NIH funded labs. Dr. Bhattacharya has the authority to stop this TODAY with the swipe of his pen. We hope he does. Fauci used his power to abuse animals with your taxpayer money. It’s time for a new standard at NIH, one that values and protects LIFE. President @realDonaldTrump has already shut down animal testing labs at the VA, USDA, and FDA. NIH should be next! @JustinRGoodman and I discuss.
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
The media said it was FAKE NEWS. But, I just spoke with @WhiteCoatWaste’s @JustinRGoodman about the @NIH led, taxpayer funded animal torture in labs that the US government tried to cover up, and he has the receipts. @NIH funded labs where flies ate beagles’ faces alive. “Researchers” funded by the NIH cut out the dogs’ vocal cords so they couldn’t scream out in pain. These “scientists” locked the dog’s heads in cages in Tunisia and watched as bugs ate the dogs alive. Fauci lied, @washingtonpost covered for him, and years later, the media quietly admitted it was all true. You’d think this would have ended with the new Trump admin, but think again! The torture of animals in taxpayer funded labs is STILL happening. NIH is now funding $5 million in renewed experiments where puppies are injected with cocaine, fentanyl, or both, just to see what happens. Some of the dogs die from the overdose. The rest are killed when the researchers are done experimenting on the dogs. This is Fauci’s legacy. And now that @DrJBhattacharya is in charge at the NIH, we’re hoping he’ll take action to end it for good instead of just saying he supports efforts to end animal testing. Actions speak louder than words, Doctor! Please pass a directive as NIH Director IMMEDIATELY ENDING ALL TAXPAYER AND NIH FUNDED ANIMAL EXPERIMENTS! We the people don’t want to fund ANIMAL ABUSE! NIH will have blood on their hands if this animal testing doesn’t immediately end. You can’t say you didn’t know it’s happening on your watch. Please do the right thing. SHUT IT DOWN!
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peacekeeper
peacekeeper@blueprintnic·
mfs in the comments trying to discredit Green Day, with decades of hits and music influence, on purpose over charli who just saw her first and last hit album… lmk if she’ll be relevant enough to headline Coachella in 2035
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Alec
Alec@alecnotesapp·
Green Day changing the lyrics for Jesus of Suburbia to “running away from pain, like the kids in Palestine” on the Coachella world stage That’s my fucking GOAT🐐
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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@LauraLoomer But in reality, I was generation born in Israel. In Israel, we bring snakes to a peaceful neighbourhood, cause chaos. And then we cry victim
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
I was born and raised in Arizona. In Arizona I wasn’t taught to embrace my enemies and to cuddle up with snakes. We use shovels in Arizona.
BruceD@abdeath88

@LauraLoomer @gretchenwhitmer Laura, have you ever heard of keeping your enemies closer? You can't always win with a mean spirit.

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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
There’s nothing strange about my behavior. I’m a very loyal and dedicated person. You are anti-Trump, so you clearly know nothing about loyalty. Just another useless RINO Rep who hasn’t done anything of significance for your country. You are one of the most disliked GOP Reps.
Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️@RepDonBacon

@rollin35588 It is her strange behavior.

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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@LauraLoomer Yes. There should be only Israeli in the country. Rest all are evil and should be deported. The ones who love America and willing to make America great. - if they are not pro-Israel, they should be kicked out
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
Imagine having sympathy for China after they unleashed a bio weapon on the world and murdered 1.2 million Americans. Personally, I wish Trump would cancel every single Chinese student visa. How many of them are spies?
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
Seems like the quickest way to get White House press passes is to break inconsequential stories. I guess I don’t know what that’s like.
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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@atensnut Duh. Anyone with dual Israel passports. But we should not go after it. I will cry everything bad about whoever tells bad things about these fraud dual Israeli congressman.
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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@Matt_VanDyke @LauraLoomer Thank you for openly supporting Mossad agents like me who put Israel ahead. We don’t like Americans exercising freedom of speech or freedom to practice religion. If it is pro-Israel, then yes. All others things is a very no. Thanks for supporting Israel
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Matthew VanDyke
Matthew VanDyke@Matt_VanDyke·
There are very few things that @LauraLoomer and I agree on. That said, those who make accusations or jokes that she has influence in the White House because she had an affair with #Trump need to stop that nonsense. It’s extremely misogynistic and shouldn’t be tolerated.
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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@LauraLoomer Translation I am an open secret Mossad agent. I work for Israel and put Israel ahead of America. Why are they calling me patriot?
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
Why would I be sensitive over a self hating Jewish piece of trash like you attacking me for being an honorable Jew? Jews like you are the reason why anti-Semitism exists. How could someone not hate you? You exist to subvert. Do better, KAPO filth.
Mark S. Zaid@MarkSZaidEsq

Laura is a little bit touchy and sensitive that I called her an embarrassment to the Jewish people. Btw, I don't make security clearance decisions. The USG does. I just happen to be a damn good lawyer. 😉

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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@DavidGolds68209 @LauraLoomer Yes Thank you. I always put Israel ahead of America I don’t like Americans exercising freedom of religion and freedom of speech If the religion and speech is not about Israel, they are anti American
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David Goldschmidt
David Goldschmidt@DavidGolds68209·
@LauraLoomer Hmmm, I would be seen with her any day of the week. Loomer is a Jewish American Patriot. Thank you Laura for helping save us.
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Chris B@BChristineicn·
@LauraLoomer @PeteHegseth Thank you for helping every single person who did not know they needed your skills and talent to expose those who needed their evil brought to light. You don’t know what you don’t know so THANK YOU FOR HELPING TRUMPS MAGA FOLKS. NO APOLOGIES EVER NEEDED.
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
It’s important that we protect Pete Hegseth. @PeteHegseth I hope he is aware of the fact that Earl Matthews was the lead lawyer for the National Guard in 2021 who signed off on Hegseth’s dismissal over his patriotic tattoo, which Earl Matthews (who is black and also supported The Naming Commission, a Biden admin commission that was created to rename federally-owned military assets that have names associated with the Confederacy) falsely insinuated was “white supremacist”. It’s important that Hegseth has a General Counsel at DOD who is ideologically aligned with him. Maybe this post will anger some people, but I don’t care. Vetting matters.
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer

🚨 TRUMP ADMIN VETTING CRISIS CONTINUED 🚨 EXCLUSIVE: How the Department of Defense under @PeteHegseth is at risk of possibly being subverted and obstructed by Earl Matthews @EarlMat55106636, the nominee for General Counsel of the DOD @DeptofDefense As the general counsel for the National Guard, Earl Matthews was the lawyer involved in dismissing Pete Hegseth from the DC national guard over false accusations that Hegseth has a “white supremacist” tattoo. Now, Earl Matthews has been nominated to be Hegseth’s top lawyer at the Pentagon, which is another vetting failure. Today, April 08, 2025, Earl Matthews, who is essentially John Bolton and Mark Milley’s errand boy, faced the Senate Armed Services Committee for his confirmation hearing as the nominee for General Counsel of the Department of Defense. If he is confirmed, Matthews would be the Pentagon’s top lawyer. The hearing, held in SD-G50 at 9:30 AM EST, also covered nominations for other big DoD roles—like Bradley Hansell for Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence and Security. Matthews’ worked closely with Trump hater John Bolton @AmbJohnBolton during Bolton’s tenure as National Security Adviser under the first Trump admin. Trump fired John Bolton, and often refers to Bolton as “the dumbest person I’ve ever met.” Matthews held senior roles at the National Security Council, navigating policy and legal challenges alongside Bolton. Matthews also served under Trump hater General Mark Milley during the Trump administration, notably as senior legal counsel to the D.C. National Guard on January 6, 2021. Earl Matthews’s proximity to Milley and his admiration for Milley raises a concern regarding loyalty, given the fact that Milley told the Chinese he would warn them ahead of any action President Trump might take against them. President Trump accused Milley of committing treason. Upon being sworn in as Defense Secretary, @SecDef Pete Hegseth removed Milley’s security detail and his clearance was revoked due to his treasonous actions with the Chinese. Earl, as an Army guy & Bolton’s NSC Senior Director for Defense, was the point person to name Army General Mark Milley Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. After the stolen election, Earl Matthews wrote a Dec 2020 op-ed in the Washington Post in favor of Lloyd Austin @SecDefAustin (a fellow Army officer) becoming Defense Secretary under Joe Biden so he could ingratiate himself & try to get a promotion in the Biden admin. Adding more concern as to whether or not Matthews will be loyal to the Trump admin, Matthews has publicly criticized Pete Hegseth, Trump’s Defense Secretary pick, calling him unfit for leadership due to his lack of deep military legal experience & accusing him of politicizing the Pentagon—which is ironic, given Matthews’ own outspokenness on several political issues, including his support for Biden renaming confederate military bases, a WOKE DEI INITIATIVE THAT TRUMP OPPOSES! Pete Hegseth was barred in 2021 from serving in support of Joe Biden's inauguration as a National Guard member after an intelligence officer posted concerns to social media about his tattoo. Earl Matthews served a the Staff Judge Advocate to MG Walker who presided over Pete Hegseth’s dismissal from the National Guard. Hegseth’s dismissal could not have been done without Earl Matthews’s involvement & clearance since he was the counsel for the National Guard, & he was on the CC line of the emails pertaining to Hegseth’s politically motivated dismissal. Following the January 6 protests at the Capitol, Matthews made waves with a 36-page memo he sent to Congress, slamming General Charles Flynn @GENCharlieFlynn (brother of General Michael Flynn @GenFlynn) & Lt. Gen. Walter Piatt as “absolute” & unmitigated liars” over their testimony regarding the National Guard. Is it a good idea for the next General Counsel for the DOD to be a Hegseth hater given the fact that Hegseth is the Defense Secretary? 🤨 RECEIPTS👇🏻

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Lura Loomer (Parody)
Lura Loomer (Parody)@lauraloomerd·
@LauraLoomer @PeteHegseth Translation Pete can share war plans, can drink during job, can go into useless wars But he said nice things about Israel. So I will give my blood and soul to protect him
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