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@FirstLadyNot He looks like he's chewing a toffee with his bottom

Last time he marched like that he was singing Hitler Youth songs x.com/thatbloodyMike…

@DaddyCoffee73 He's got his "Mince" absolutely nailed though!

I think Nige needs to work on his “grief walk”.

@leo_leo_X Or watching too much Are you being served!

This walk was honed after years of marching to Hitler Youth songs.

@OldGassy1984 "Mr Humphries are you free?".....

"So, Nigel, we want you just to walk along this road in the style of any completely normal human being." "Completely normal?" "Yes, that's right -- completely normal."

@LevellingDown "I'm free"

After a successful* day grief campaigning, Nigel Farage prepares himself for the role of shadow prime minister.

@aisarcore Only in America would somebody try to sue to the sum of £54m over some fucking trousers! WTF is wrong with you lot? How did he come up with that number?

A judge dropped his pants off at a dry cleaner in Washington DC. The cleaner lost them. He sued for $54 MILLION. The cleaner offered him $12,000 to settle. He said no. He lost the case, lost his job and was suspended from practicing law. – Roy Pearson was an administrative law judge in Washington DC, the kind of person who spends their days deciding whether other people's lawsuits have merit. – In May 2005 he dropped a pair of gray trousers off at Custom Cleaners, a small dry cleaning shop owned by Korean immigrants Jin and Soo Chung. – When he came back to collect them the pants were missing. The Chungs said they had found a pair they believed were his. Pearson said they were not his pants. – He demanded $1,000 for a replacement suit. The Chungs refused. – So Pearson filed a lawsuit. He initially asked for $67 MILLION. He later reduced it to a more "reasonable" $54 MILLION. – His legal argument was built around two signs in the window of the dry cleaner. "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and "Same Day Service." – Pearson argued those signs represented an unconditional unlimited promise and that any customer who was not satisfied could demand any compensation whatsoever. – The $54 MILLION broke down as follows. – $500,000 in attorney fees even though he was representing himself. – $2 MILLION for personal inconvenience and mental distress. – $90,000 to rent a car for ten years to drive to a different dry cleaner and $51.5 MILLION in additional damages on behalf of every DC resident he claimed was at risk from misleading dry cleaner signage. – On the witness stand Pearson broke down in tears. – He had to take a break from testifying because he became too emotional while questioning himself about his own emotional distress. – The Chungs made three settlement offers. $3,000 then $4,600 and then $12,000. Pearson rejected all three. – The two years of legal fees forced the Chungs to close two of their three dry cleaning shops. – Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled in favor of the Chungs. She ordered Pearson to pay their court costs of $1,000. She wrote in her ruling: "A reasonable consumer would not interpret Satisfaction Guaranteed to mean that a merchant is required to satisfy a customer's unreasonable demands." – Pearson appealed and the appeal was rejected. He appealed again and was rejected again. – He lost his judgeship in 2007. He sued for wrongful termination. He lost that too. > In 2020 the DC Court of Appeals suspended him from practicing law for 90 days. They called his damages figure "shocking" and said his litigation tactics had "crossed the boundary into abusiveness." A judge who spent his career deciding if other people's lawsuits had merit sued a dry cleaner for $54 MILLION over a pair of pants. Turned down $12,000. Lost the case. Lost his job. Lost his law license for 90 days.

@GBC_Press Of course he did! It's shiny and he's a Fucking Magpie!

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@Nick___Collins Yes, yes they are!

Let the people decide before having the facts available to them? It doesn’t take a very clever person to see through what Farage is doing, it’s just basic common sense really. Are you guys that thick?

@AnneErickson There's a pretty little thing waiting for the King down in the Jungle room.

What is the single best lyric of any song? 🎶 Can't wait to read your picks 🖤

@SPC_Press Because it's not a fucking crayon!

@SarahForRuncorn Who is Nigel Farage to decide who the jury should be on these allegations? "Some thick, 4 toothed knuckle dragging Morons have decided I did nothing wrong therefore I am completely innocent." Fucking Bellend

This is the people versus the establishment. The people of Clacton are sovereign. Nigel Farage’s decision to put himself before them and seek their judgement is real bravery and real leadership. If other parties choose not to contest this by-election, it will mean one thing and one thing only: They are scared.

@CenturionsOath They don't really need one, as the rest of the World don't think they're Bellends!

So Belgium beat the US at a kids game. Do you have one of these? Of course you don’t .

@HaffrickSnow @3YearLetterman In the same way there is fat and American fat there's thick and American thick!

@3YearLetterman America turned up late and Nuked Japan twice, all of the men were at war, you bombed cities full of women and children. Vietnam - you lost Afghanistan - you lost Americans can’t be this stupid can they?

America: wins world wars, invents electricity and freedom, turns 250 Great Britain: here’s an old piece of shit with no A/C and room temperature beer

@MerriamWebster Because you are like the slightly retarded cousins who haven't learnt to spell properly yet!

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.

@LTSWPN I promise you, we couldn't give a fuck!

@SebastianVian69 Yes, I'm sure Argentina will be cheering for England!

Así está el mapa para 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra vs México 🇲🇽 Correcto?

@richardpbacon Because he wears Union Jack socks!

Why does anybody like him? I honestly don’t understand

@MittensOff His name is Dick in man! 😂

Dick Inman self-style shepherd of the far right who I only found yesterday is back, this time on a sports field. He's calling on Richard Tice to apologise for upsetting Tommy Robinson's gang of racists, and urging him to bring everyone on the right 'who is sensible', to defeat the government including: The Conservatives Advance UK GB PAC Ben Habib Nigel Farage Kemi Badenoch Nick Timothy Claire Coutinho Suella Braverman Nick Tenconi Sensible!!! What a throbber. 😂😂😂

@TMZ Why? Have Congress finally said no to him?

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@Bigqadi The silly twat that's prepared to pay for it.

I’m genuinely curious about what makes the price of a watch this expensive.