Lip Sweater

@C_3C_3 With Chrome Hearts glasses... They cost more than the average worker takes home per month. NoThInG tO SeE hERe

Turns out this guy was lying. I’m shocked! It’s always the ones you least expect.

@BenBergquam Sure... It's north of 100 million.

Crazy scene on our Florida 287(g) Highway Patrol / ICE operation. As we’re picking up one illegal another illegal crashes right next to us. The truth is most Americans can’t comprehend how many illegals are in our country. Thank God, ICE and America First states like Florida are fighting to fix it! Law & Border @RealAmVoice @DHSgov @FHPPalmBeach

@mazemoore Why?... They're all of the people that endorsed him.

Six months ago Massie said that if all the names of the guilty men aren't released with the Epstein files, he would read them on the floor of the House. He spent the past six months accusing Trump of protecting pedophiles. He should read the names just like he said he would.

@the_fed_23 Whistle blew. Clearly a non goal. Wes lost sight of the puck.

Buffalo is cursed. - Josh Allen 4th & 1 - 13 seconds - Tyler Bass missed kick - "McMillian’s INT” - Wide Right / 4 straight SB losses - Music city miracle - Brett Hull And now this…

@HistorianUSA1 I'd hire him just for the Oreo story. He's honest

😂🍪 This dude just walked out of a job interview and immediately recorded this in his car. He knew the “biggest weakness” question was coming… brain completely short-circuited… and instead of the safe “I care too much” answer, he hit them with: “Oreos. I’ll eat ‘em until the milk’s gone. Could be two, could be twelve.” The way he says it with that deadpan delivery and then just accepts his fate is SENDING me. Man, I genuinely feel bad for the guy… but I’m also dying laughing. We’ve ALL had that one moment in an interview where your brain just yeets itself out the window. Kid’s still out here job hunting. Somebody hire this absolute legend before he stress-eats the entire Oreo aisle. Who else has completely bombed a “what’s your weakness” question?

He’s sending up smoke signals to Auston Matthews.

@pattibader @_MAGA_NEWS_

WATCH: In a jaw-dropping revelation that's sending shockwaves through Canada, Alberta separatist lawyer Jeff Rath CONFIRMS he has been meeting with high-level officials in the Trump administration. Rath claims US President Donald Trump will recognize Alberta as a sovereign state.

@Johnyylash @Shawn_Farash lol RATIO

@Shawn_Farash Democrats started this? u got it twisted bitch. Texas started this shit and mad?fuck no. it’s great watching the right melt down.. nasty scum protecting child rapist u know ur a losercan’t win on an even playing field remember when trump campaigned on releasing the Epstein files?

I'll just leave this here

@Stark333418073 @DFDvbya He was a national treasure.

@DFDvbya Shelby Foote is one of the greatest civil war writers of all time

So many years of belittling, besmirching, making fun of and all out slandering Southerners as backwards, stupid and incestuous by our enemies. We’re still here, Yankees. How much longer you got?

@Roy10n @KafukusSaab @KodyDuncanPGH This. That's what is frustrating.

@KafukusSaab @KodyDuncanPGH You don’t need to play all 4 bench guys in the same games though

Joey Bart, Jared Triolo, Billy Cook, and Nick Yorke went a combined 0-12 tonight with 6Ks. Maybe just play your BEST players and not worry about splits anymore

@TheOnlyDSC Kiel James Patrick The Ralph Lauren of Newport.

Republicans: *redraw all the congressional maps to erase majority-black districts across America* America: *literally 15 minutes later*

@alphafox There's only $600 cash between them. All singles.

Nothing says I'm poor like pretending to look rich.

@veteran133rd @colin_beazley Can't wait.

@lip_sweater @colin_beazley I hope he gets hit with a hundred mile an hour fastball from skenes

Major League Baseball has suspended Pirates RHP Chris Devenski for three games and fined him an undisclosed amount for intentionally throwing at Reds rookie Sal Stewart. Additionally, manager Don Kelly received a one-game suspension. He’ll miss tonight’s game.

@Recliningdad @TheCriticalDri2 I... I would actually watch that.

@TheCriticalDri2 How about a Ray Skywalker movie …./ guy who flys around doing painting and drywall cause he didn’t inherit the family powers. And at each house somebody asks him…are you related to…

It's now been three years since the Rey Skywalker movie was announced...

@_adamcrowley Soft.

Man, this is a joke. No warning. And the manager gets suspended for a game? Gimme a break.

@isfjcutebear There sure is a lot of Cleveland fans in Japan... --wait, what?

Life in Japan😅🇯🇵 •Go to work, browns •Train back home, browns •Go Konbini, browns •Pick up kid from school, browns •Complains about browns on X, browns in your reply •Try to enjoy games to escape the browns, you guessed it. browns What did we do to deserve this?

@Steel_City14 @SNPittsburgh I said that to my wife... she agreed. lol

@SNPittsburgh I'm sending in a pitcher to throw 1 pitch after that ejection. Right to the middle of the players back. If you're gonna eject someone without warning, we're sending in a pitcher to get a real ejection the very next pitch!!

Chris Devenski was ejected without warning following this pitch in the 6th ⬇️😨

@DefiantLs lol Savage.😂

Trump: The German chancellor is doing a terrible job yet he criticized me for Iran, so I asked him, “Would you like Iran to have a nuclear weapon?” He said no. I said “Well then, I guess I’m right."

@PenguinsJesus We've already gave them Jarry... What more could they want? Think of the children!

This man just looks like he’s going to be a Pittsburgh Penguin next season.