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Come ON @lyft Do better.

@ohhenryTOTFC @trainwithtish @LeafSingh Bish

@trainwithtish @LeafSingh Trash

Canada you’re a complete embarrassment. In the US last night, the Americans sang the Canadian national anthem. In Canada, we booed. I’m disgusted with your behaviour.

@FrostGroup1 @sappholives83 And how many neurologists are also gynecologists you absolute fucking turnip.

@sappholives83 Not a lot of gynecologists are also protcologists

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever read. 48 women reported their neurologist for sexual assault, but the male judge sided with the male doctor. This was a neurologist who was doing vaginal exams, but the judge decided that was completely normal, even though another (female) doctor testified that no, it definitely wasn’t.

@guillefernandes @MarioNawfal Whitehouse? What are you talking about? They were at a Hilton Hotel. That was still being used as a hotel.

@MarioNawfal this is not a security failure, its an inside job. No way someone walks into the Whitehouse with a briefcase carrying a disassembled weapon and gets access to unmonitored, unsecured rooms.

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING MAJOR UPDATE: Full picture emerging from the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting... -Suspect assembled a "long" weapon in a lightly monitored area near the terrace-level entrance, according to a volunteer witness -The room had bar carts being stored and "no security" at the time -Witness Helen Mabus said the gun "didn't look like a typical gun" and was assembled from a bag -Gunman then rushed toward the stairs leading down to the ballroom -Opened fire in multiple directions, witness estimates "at least 10 shots" -A law enforcement officer was struck, hit in the vest, condition unclear -One person in custody, Trump and Melania safe Secret Service and Metro Police actively investigating The fact that someone could assemble a long gun from a bag inside the venue, in a room with no security, before charging the ballroom is a massive security failure that's going to define every conversation tomorrow. Source: CNN

@_n1ek_ @KirstiMiller30 @jk_rowling @Riley_Gaines_ Name a trans athlete who has medaled. Go ahead. Start with the Olympics. It should be easy. Go ahead. We'll wait.

@KirstiMiller30 @jk_rowling @Riley_Gaines_ Fun Fact: trans women are a safety risk to any woman or girl. They steal medals because they cant compete with fellow men. They demand to win like at the Winter Olympics but their tantrums dont impress the jury.

A FUN FACT~ You never hear @jk_rowling Sharron (Karen) Davies or @Riley_Gaines_ talk about this⬇️ More female gymnasts have been prescribed puberty blockers than trans kids have. Reports suggest that some elite female gymnasts and figure skaters have used hormone-blocking medication to delay puberty, aiming to maintain a slim, youthful body type for competition. While some claim these drugs are used to avoid body changes that affect performance, others attribute the delayed development to extreme training and low caloric intake. @HelenWebberley @IndiaWilloughby google.com/url?sa=i&sourc…

@theNOBSdentist @PerpFiend It's not true. Adhesive wears off and they can slip off. It's a horrible feeling, suddenly you have your "tooth" rolling around in your mouth. If you don't break it, you can get it glued back on. You have dreams about your teeth falling out. Yes, they look nice, but not perfect.

@PerpFiend Thanks. Didn’t know any of this

I’ve been tagged in this a bunch. You have to understand that net worth doesn’t really mean much when it comes to motivation to have nice teeth. One of 3 things: 1) they are healthy and he doesn’t care what they look like 2) his bite is so restrictive that any work would break so there’s no point to fix it cosmetically, would need full rehab which has its own risks and demands 3) he is so neurodivergent that he doesn’t care about money, looks, or anything except his mission/company. In this case it’s likely an even split in terms of probabilities, maybe a combination.

@Loverism__ @ma1ybe OUR kids? How many kids you got Steve?? How about you mind YOUR kids and everyone else can look after their's. You got the great white savior complex? 🙄

@ma1ybe Yeah that’s fine within their own community but when you want to expose our kids to the same standards trying to normalise it, it becomes criminal.

This. A thousand times this.

@UsmanAbidemiEsq Desecration of a body

Criminal law students should attempt this.

@lesliem_f @iconoclastia2 @MFWitches Jesus. That corn ain't gonna to eat itself through that fence, git on it gurl.

@iconoclastia2 @MFWitches And, it's calling others losers.

My mum went to the doctor today in Australia and while there received a thorough check-up, a Pap smear, a referral for a mammogram, another for a bone density scan and another for a skin cancer check, a complete set of blood tests, a prescription for a minor ailment, a booking for a flu shot and another for a shingles shot. And the whole shebang cost her a grand total of about $20, which was to fill the prescription. Everything else was free. Stay mad, American losers. #ShitholeCountry

@SocTransitLover This is a perfect metaphor for these nut jobs. Sailing away in a giant cruise ship, IN THEIR LANDLOCKED PROVINCE. DELUSIONAL. 😂 Stupid AND delusional. What a combo. I can not wait for a vote and they find out their dumb signatures literally signify nothing.

Jesus fucking Christ how delusional are these people

@ClintonDesveaux @david_parker The alternate Universe is one where they think they'll ever get enough votes for their "Independence". It's just so fucking stupid.

It’s clear that @david_parker lives in an echo chamber based in an alternate universe

@eejaysea @frozenaesthetic Virtually the same, dominant left handed writing, unless I'm writing on a chalkboard, I do that right handed, so I won't drag my hand through and smudge. I play pool/snooker left handed, and while I throw a curling rock right, I sweep left.

I am this. However… I wonder how this I am. You see I write and draw with my left hand but everything else I seem to have adapted right-handedness to. Such as playing the guitar, scissors, pool/snooker, throwing, tennis, cricket and even football I am right footed. Anyone else have the slight touch of being sinister?

Left handed people existing breaks a rule in evolution that nobody can explain Only about 10% of the population is left handed and that number has stayed the same for 10,000 years It never goes up and never goes down Evolution isn't meant to work like that, traits spread because they are useful or die off because they aren't Left handedness doesn't do either and stays the same percentage across every culture, country and population They process fear differently and react faster to danger than right handed people They are different neurologically and slightly overrepresented in certain criminal populations and significantly overrepresented among US presidents The trait seems to produce extremes Ancient cultures were afraid of them, the word "sinister" originates from the Latin word "sinistra" which means "left" or "on the left side" 10% There's always 10% Never more It was decided that was the exact number needed in the population

@megbyr @myizonorion @BMeiselas And I'm not knocking the income. During covid, I was in the same boat, on only Medicaid (not old enough for medicare), but my care was never a fight and was excellent. The system worked.

@megbyr @myizonorion @BMeiselas I hope your Dad has recovered well. I am also saying at $22000 a year income these people are also on Medicaid. Between Medicaid AND Medicare, you don't have to ask too hard. (Of course it also depends on your State and what resources you have, if you live in rural area, etc.)

The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out

@matinamerica @MadMags0 @GShaneMorris No, and it was clear at the time and discussed ad nauseum but evangelical Christians and outraged Christians in general wouldn't listen. Because in the history of the world ONLY JESUS CHRIST HAS EVER STOOD BEHIND A FUCKING TABLE WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

@MadMags0 @GShaneMorris So it was not a mockery of the Lord’s Supper? It certainly looked like it.

A FB dude pointed this out, and it's very much true. If your reaction to these two images was substantially different in either direction...time to do some soul-searching/principles inventory.

@megbyr @myizonorion @BMeiselas Both Grandma and Grandpa would be on Medicare, AND Medicaid at their ages and if her income is $22k a year. And if they're not it's because they chose a red state that has fucked them over. Lol

@myizonorion @BMeiselas Grandma having to work a delivery job to pay for her husband’s cancer is not a feel good story. It’s embarrassing for our country. Has Trump figured out his “concepts” for a health plan yet?

@CanTrueCrime I bet your "true crime" stories are really well researched, the sign of a really good writer. 😂👍🏻👍🏻

And this asshole is drinking out of a plastic cup, after banning them for the entire country🤡🤡🤡

@POWM99 @HealthRanger Yeah, because thinking ahead so your patients get that test to see if they have cancer is EXACTLY like wiping your shitty arse.

@HealthRanger Do you also hoard toilet paper?

The helium collapse accelerates. All mass spec labs are about to go dark. Medical imaging, too, for those instruments that use helium. My lab has a 1-year supply of helium in place, because I saw this coming and ordered my analysts to stock up in early March. Apparently we got the last available "extra" helium in the supply chain. Now it's scarcity and, soon, panic.

@GarnettRRob @MikeTheNavyGuy1 @piper4freedom I guess yes, that's what she wants. Who cares if a family member makes a choice because they're suffering. As long as @piper4freedom isn't put out or inconvenienced. Or giving the sads. Piper4freedom? More like piper isn't 4freedom.

@MikeTheNavyGuy1 So it would be better for @piper4freedom to still be living the heartbreak of watching her cousin suffer endlessly rather than dying with dignity?

Canada didn't end his life. He chose to do it with dignity. Would you have preferred using the family shotgun and going to the shed? I see you're a dual citizen. Might surprise you to know America also has assisted suicide. Sorry for your loss, but glad they aren't suffering

@RussianSquiddy Who's selling? Everyone's grandma made them one. Mine didn't make me buy it.

@lolisitza Part of the post-Kamloops legal overhaul. Can't sell First Nations connected designs unless you're FN yourself.

Whose fucking grandma in Canada wasn't knitting one if these in the 70's?