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@BlogsBrick @MandRtweets Why would anyone buy this

Lego Star Wars UCS N1 Starfighter revealed on the Lego website, thanks to @MandRtweets 1809 Pieces / $239.99 / 1st May 2026 #Lego #Legonews #Legoleaks #StarWars #LegoStarWars

@AmericanU I love when the university I attended uses AI to write its tweets

AU’s status as an 84-acre, award-winning accredited arboretum isn’t a stroke of luck—it’s a labor of love. On April 7, the community gathered for the 33rd annual Campus Beautification Day, a tradition that transforms our urban campus into a living classroom of sustainability and service. Learn more: bit.ly/4sWhtKX

@emilymiller @NationalMallNPS @MayorBowser @NatlParkService @dcwater @TheNationalMall Some of them are on I’ve had success on the other side of the memorial and over by FDR memorial, as well as by world war 2

It’s 86° in DC and the water fountains are still off under the winter policy. People shouldn’t have to pay $4 for a tiny plastic bottle to run/walk the National Mall. Turn them on, @NationalMallNPS @MayorBowser Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@souljagoyteller No

Do I just start with Dune

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

@reaganreese_ the rice plays texas part is penned in in his own hand on the script of the speech in the houston museum. so awesome

As a rhetoric major in college we picked apart hundreds of historic speeches. Of all the lines I’ve read, these grafs have always been my favorite: “But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too."

@NASA @NASAEarth @NASAKennedy Hey you guys had a really cool launch can you not use chat gpt to write your tweets please

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@StateDept painfully lame

Be the face of America, wherever America needs you. Join the United States Foreign Service. Careers.State.gov/FS

After a process of extensive public feedback, the architect has revised the proposed ballroom to conform to the wishes of the local community. The site now features metro access, bike racks, energy sustainability, more housing, surface level parking, and a Tatte to anchor the new commercial district. This is why public consultation is so important for the success of any new building project.

@joequant yes

So the big thing that is going to come out of this is that the US is losing militarily to Iran and Russia, and would probably lose to China. The problem was that the defense budget was just a racket to make people rich and was never set up to fight a 21st century war.

@wmataGM Can we buy those posters

Celebrating America’s Metro System’s big 50th Anniversary tomorrow with lots of fun merchandise, smart cards, pennants and wrapped vehicles. If you are around drop by.

@NicoleSganga LMAO

HOUSTON — Among those standing in the 3-hour TSA security line at George Bush Intercontinental Airport is Former Attorney General Bill Barr.

@DaveEDanna looks like bros just standing there

I can confirm that ICE is deployed at the ATL airport supporting the TSA

they're conducting this war like i play a chess game

Sounds like they're gonna have to rename it again to the Department of Significant Military Operations

@AFpost hello the puns

Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027. Follow: @AFpost

@DanLamothe @CENTCOM Chat gpt ass bullet points

Adm. Brad Cooper, the top U.S. military officer at @CENTCOM, sent this message to the roughly 50,000 U.S. troops directly involved in operations against Iran, I'm told.

I think accidentally getting 3 of your fighter jets shot down negates all the DOGE savings that happened last year, right?

Do you remember when you joined X Corp? I do! #MyXiversary