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@awmayhall @amazon The only thing that will work.

What the actual F###. @amazon Not only are my delivery instructions specified and explicit, but the hilarity of signs plastered everywhere only reinforces said instructions... Based on that perfect delivery photo angle, this driver clearly knew what they were doing…

@RetroNewsNow His constant frustration with Marjorie Goodson being bad at her job was hysterical to watch.

📺DEBUT: ‘Classic Concentration’ hosted by Alex Trebek premiered 39 years ago, May 4, 1987, on NBC

@6_goforgh @RetroCoast Yes! And the alt was sung by the great Sophie B. Hawkins.

@losira99 @RetroCoast The best commercial jingle ever made youtu.be/5YqXkoRwvwM

If you remember this candy bar, you lived in the best days of America

@6_goforgh @RetroCoast Infuriating that the nostaglia push has brought back every nearly every product but this. My kingdom for an Alpine White!

@RetroCoast What about this one

@lucyshow11 Still got mine!

It’s 1985 and you’re making one of the biggest decisions of the year!😄 Which lunchbox do you want? 🤣

@KJP Paste of equal parts Dawn and baking soda, leave on stain at least an hour, wash like normal. Works like sorcery.

Avocado oil splatter all over my American made shirt! It’s always when I flip the omelet 😩🍳 any good oil stain tips?

@ItsAndyRyan Eugene Levy was able to negotiate for the sequels that they got him for one week at a price of one million. Hell of a deal. (As mentioned on an episode of Kevin Pollak's Chat Show)

There's an irony that the American Pie films were teen sex comedies with a big young cast but arguably the two people whose careers benefitted the most out of it were Jim's Dad and Stiffler's Mom.

@soggybrocoli Hey everyone watch our new Star Trek series!

the people asking what episode of community this is from is so funny to me. this is literally how shows used to be promoted. just out of pocket soft core porn in magazines you’d buy at the grocery store for a show that aired at 7:30pm on NBC on Thursdays

@For_Film_Fans Kid me thought this was the coolest thing to happen on television.

Wile E. Coyote popping up on NIGHT COURT in 1990

@RetroNewsNow Real ones know this was the mvp

On May 1, 1997, AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) was released

@tmuxvim Editing is for the help, I have no interest in what tools they use

millennial confession, i have no idea how people cut and edit videos on a cell phone. tiktoks with cut scenes, i have no idea what software people use for this

@Jaaavis Which SCOTUS case?

Supreme Court justices are barely letting the Democratic lawyer get through a sentence five minutes into this hearing. A spicy start for sure.

@Babygravy9 For the record, this porn theory is patently absurd. Somebody posted a fake shortly after he made headlines and credulous morons ran with it.

Luigi Mangione was an amateur pornstar who had to give up having sex on camera because of an excruciating back injury that couldn’t be fixed by surgery. His motivations don’t have to be dignified with a sociological or psychological theory other than this: leftism provides a convenient and satisfying series of explanations for specific and general resentment of others for having a better lot than you. He found a way to rationalise and channel his frustration so he could “do something” about it. He wanted to be part of the power process.

@m3_melody My money's on Melody. Thousands of miles of direct observation doesn't lie!

Being earnest is a lost art An art many seek and desire. I don’t often get mad - life is just too tiresome for that I’m mad

@PopBase I'll ask what I asked when they cast Genevieve Bujold in Star Trek Voyager and she was gone in two days: What were you expecting???

Helena Bonham Carter is leaving ‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 and her role will be rewritten/recast: “It [became] apparent that the character which Mike White created for Helena Bonham Carter did not align once on set.” (deadline.com/2026/04/helena…)

@m3_melody @MattNellans

@MattNellans You should have seen their faces when I was talking

Was at a housing policy conference yesterday w/ some of the biggest "establishment" names in housing All you heard was shortage, shortage, shortage and hopium that younger gens will somehow soon be able to afford houses On stage I offered to take anyone on a tour No takers

@uh_oh_ajm @lil_eath @vir39829967

@losira99 @lil_eath @vir39829967 This said absolutely nothing

@uh_oh_ajm @lil_eath @vir39829967

@lil_eath @vir39829967 Explain

@katefeetie I'm a little better at trivia games than my friends. That's about the only difference I can tell.

it is extremely important, especially for kids who were in gifted programs or honors students or manga cum laude or whatever, to have a moment before adulthood when you realize all that actually means very little and you are pretty much just a regular person

@zermatist Are you suggesting that, in fact, young people working in customer service roles are generally friendly and engaging?

I've concluded that "the Gen Z stare" is an American concept to express concern over the country's general decline in customer service, like at Burger King or whatever, which is actually a real phenomenon