lyoko
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lyoko
@lyoko616
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Katılım Mart 2024
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When some Fulani travellers were burnt in Uromi, Edo state, everyone shouted against it.Every known person of repute from the North were vocal and screaming. Since their people have been committing crimes in SW, you won't see them make a sound until the favour is returned.Okay na
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@JuanmaX01 @doctor_rahmeh Assuming terrorist are people is just wrong in every sense
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@doctor_rahmeh Good. Hamas and Hezbollah need to be taken out any way possible.
And anyone protesting their killings is asinine and deranged.
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Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400.
• The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets.
• They did it over two consecutive days.
• On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before.
• The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone.
This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs.
'israelis' joke about it to this day.
If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.
Seyed Mohammad Marandi@s_m_marandi
Do not buy Apple.
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@Tor_yeke @RidwanuLlah Let it get there first… maybe we shouldn’t punish terrorist because you might criticize the govt and they tag you a terrorist… “you are not seeing how terrorism act can be used to abuse our fundamental human rights” isn’t that right?
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Same here mehn. The civil courts can’t give actual justice in most instance when it comes to criminal defamation. When you get judgment even in tenancy matters, we know how hard it is to enforce judgement on rent. Now, imagine getting millions in damages awarded against an irritant who owns nothing but their IPhone X?
Obedient with an "e"!@toonithecreator
Criminal defamation is probably the main issue I've had a U-turn conviction on. I used to wholly be against it... but The civil remedies are simply not enough.
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They started to kill their politicians, why do you ask?
Nelson Amenya@amenya_nelson
@m_ogada The big Q, how did China get there?
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This your post might be a joke, but something similar actually happened in a church in Benue State. I was present in church that day.
After the service, a woman approached the priest and said, “Fatherr, abeg, I mistakenly dropped N1k in the offering instead of the N100 I intended. That N1k was meant for food for my family.”
The priest said, “I’m sorry, madam, but we don’t reverse offerings. Once given, it is considered an offering to God.”
The woman insisted, saying that if the money was not returned, she and her family would go hungry.
After a brief hesitation, the priest asked who was with the offering bag to give the woman 1k from inside.
He said there was no N1k note inside. Not even N500. Only N200 notes and smaller denominations were found.
But the woman maintained that she had clearly put in a N1k note.
Then Robinson Ajibo stood up and said, “Father, how can you say there is no N1k in that box when I put N3k in, all in N1k notes?”
Another man, William, also stood up and added, “Father, I gave N5,000, all in N1k notes. How then is there no N1k inside?”
The priest immediately understood what was happening.
He quietly gave the woman N1k from elsewhere, and she left.
The catechist and some others lost their positions the church because that.
WARD’99@99wvrd
Senior pastor put ₦2,000 for offering Box, Junior pastor tell am say na ₦1,500 be dey total offering💔😂
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I firmly believe your intelligence is more of genetics than hardwork.
Most people that graduated with 1st class is majorly because they had brilliant parents.
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@jesutofunmifull @thekintann It's possible in the sense that scholarship and help exist but someone averaging 500k a year from all sources isn't paying school fee of 600k
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@lyoko616 @thekintann I'd rather not prolong argument, it's unimaginable but there are families like what I described, nothing middle class in their income. Housing especially is a luxury in Lagos. How many people are not objectively poor? Like I said, my description is unimaginable for most so yeah.
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I know you guys are saying “poor people don’t attend private uni” but as a “two-time private uni goer” I can categorically say that poor people do. And Yes, Not all private uni pay fees as high as PAU or Covenant.
Hafaz, MLS🧛🏾♀️🥼@Hafaz_the_1st
The people with the earliest reality check about classism in Nigeria are the poor children who attended Private Unis😂
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@jesutofunmifull @thekintann Lacking sufficient income to meet basic needs like food, housing, and clothing. This is the definition of poor what people refer to as poor are middle class someone that fits this definition isn't going to private school
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@thekintann Too many people think that "affording" school fees for these schools is just paying somehow.. Some pay through the skin of their teeth just for the sake of the future. Many people also read poor as destitute..
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Barely feed them. Barely cloth them. Barely treat them like humans. So its convenient to throw them into prisons because the cost is not a lot.
If it costs you over $20k to keep a prisoner in jail for a year, you will think of ways to make money off criminal activities or put productive hours back into the community, not throwing people into jail.
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Lagos is very dirty.
If I were governor, community service would be the order of the day. You'd clean gutters, you'd supervise sweeping of the roads, you'd clean hospitals, you'd join in fixing roads. All you have to do is break traffic laws, park wrongly, or spread misinformation.
2 year jail term when I need your hands on the streets doing 100 hours of community service? Tssk.
DR-TGb🏄🏿♂️-iSellWears🇵🇹🇫🇷🏴@alt_tgbwears
2 years jail term crazy man What happened to community service, fines and other penalties We used to be a nation
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@ManuelX9999 @NSawyer45 @Bishopofoau Pretty such the scripture gives the responsibility to the individual to judge the spirit/speaker by the word of god so that authority you are looking for is said word
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Pentecostalism, per se, doesn't breed heresy
A good number of Pentecostal denominations have articles of faith that are in line with orthodox Christianity.
Manuel🦅@ManuelX9999
so, on distant part of Twitter, Nigerian Christians (especially pentecostalists) are chastising an heretic pastor, lmao. It’s funny, because Pentecostalism breeds hereticism. how does someone that has never read or recited any creeds not be easily swayed by heresies?¿
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@samjunyarts @Kyn_Okk @ManuelX9999 Why would one need a unified body of work that is separate from the bible
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@Kyn_Okk @ManuelX9999 So assuming pentecostals unite today under one authority will you accept them as apostolic?
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so, on distant part of Twitter, Nigerian Christians (especially pentecostalists) are chastising an heretic pastor, lmao.
It’s funny, because Pentecostalism breeds hereticism.
how does someone that has never read or recited any creeds not be easily swayed by heresies?¿
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@AdenijiSeunze @the_popemichael You don't have to be in prison for community service you are feeding your self clothing youself have to report twice a week to clean gutters or whatever the government needs if you fail to show up then you go to prison
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@the_popemichael Burden of feeding and clothing is on the govt…
I don’t see why thinking people can’t even see this….
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@kidyoung200 @OlaSteve832278 @dubboy001 @Yungpresidentee @Uptownoflagos @dejitheoutsider Na so APC fans dey do
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@OlaSteve832278 @dubboy001 @Yungpresidentee @Uptownoflagos @dejitheoutsider Good afternoon bro
You no later order the pizza oo
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We support both Obi and Makinde.
Yes, all our southwestern brothers, the ones who would not vote Obi should kindly vote Seyi Makinde another competent guy on the ballot aside Obi.
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JJ. Omojuwa@Omojuwa
Seyi Makinde’s record as Governor outstrips Peter Obi’s. At least going by those who witnessed their governance live and direct.
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@GinWryd @Konstant4231 Make the guy dey talk nonsense we didn't see result changed with correcting pen
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@Konstant4231 PO supporters struggled to vote
I remember one inec officer saying he isn't going to register more than 50 prospective voters that day.
Getting registered was extremely hard and even when you registered, PO votes were stolen.
I literally saw it happen.
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Here below is the result of the 2023 presidential election, alongside the number of Nigerians who actually collected voter cards ,which is actually about 80 million out of the country’s 200M+ population. What is shocking is that during that period, nothing less than 30 million people passionately clamoured for Obi to win, yet he eventually ended up with about 6 million votes.
Do you know the problem with the average Nigerian? It is the constant urge to outsmart one another. You cannot remain behind a keyboard while expecting others to expose themselves to the risks and stress that come with voting.
I am certain that less than the previous voting percentage will show up again, while those with the loudest voices and sharpest opinions online suddenly become the most silent people offline.
ThomasLFC@Konstant4231
In terms of ragebait in political twitter Supporting Peter Obi gives you no view or small view because that’s where the tide of politics Favours. Supporting Tinubu is exactly what triggers the crowd even tho they are right to do that , but 60% of the 2M that criticize you here has no voters card and even if they have ,they are not coming out to vote shishi but clearly clamor behind keyboard and wishing for a better Nigeria. Supporting Seyi Makinde will attract you tribalistic big0ts as that is the sole purpose of some people in politics rather than the view they claim to portray.
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@sxdiqcarter_ The irony lol. You people don’t know what poor means
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Poor children in private unis?
Hafaz, MLS🧛🏾♀️🥼@Hafaz_the_1st
The people with the earliest reality check about classism in Nigeria are the poor children who attended Private Unis😂
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@Hafaz_the_1st @Man_zumaaa Your point was for a former Nigeria where someone doing manual labour + guard and jobs could actually afford things where you could save for a bike and use money earned from transport work to send children to a private uni right now it's impossible
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@Man_zumaaa You'll be surprised at the lengths people can go
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Wdym there are no poor people in private universities?
Some parents literally sacrifice everything, scrape together every naira, and make huge financial compromises just to send their children to top schools. Not just for academics, but for the networks, exposure, and life-changing connections that can come with it. And honestly? That’s a valid strategy.
Imagine being roommates with the child of a senator or minister. Someone well-connected, but also genuinely down-to-earth and not entitled. The kind of relationships built in those spaces can open doors that textbooks alone never will.
Hafaz, MLS🧛🏾♀️🥼@Hafaz_the_1st
The people with the earliest reality check about classism in Nigeria are the poor children who attended Private Unis😂
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@GrumpyCatterman @ShmivShmorgan @DocStrangelove2 I am pretty sure private individuals owned cannons and war ships too
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@ShmivShmorgan @DocStrangelove2 It is stupid and so are you. Automatic weapons existed when the 2nd Amendment was written. Your plea to emotion because you know that you're too stupid to use reason.
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What if I told you that an anti-gun org actually filmed out this very scenario and it's just as stupid as you are possibly imagining.
Strawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙@unvarnishedvoid
@DocStrangelove2 Ok but now im pictuing some goof ball attempting to do a mass shooting with a fucking musket
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@AskMichaelTaiwo @Hey_ItzBraniac Pretty sure most people that get 98 in single subject in jamb actually scored a 100
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@Hey_ItzBraniac But why? What is the pride in saying “nobody scored 400/400”?
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Why can’t we have someone score 400/400 in JAMB?
Are you telling me there’s not a single student brilliant enough to perfectly ace it?
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@knocks4th @ani_danielson @Chemmer_F 1000$ a month as per Nigerian Financial Services Market Report 2024 is more like 0.05% elite of the elite
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@ani_danielson @Chemmer_F Lol but the population does not support this logic.
What about school fees?
What about welfare?
Please let’s be reasonable with numbers
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Just so you know, ₦160,000 was more than $1,000 when he started the show in 2004, and the minimum wage at the time was ₦7,500.
₦160k in 2004 was not a small salary at all, over 20 times the minimum wage.
So Frank wasn’t actually earning a small amount back then. He was doing very well.
If he were to host such shows again, he wouldn’t get anything less than the $1k USD equivalent he earned then.
In today’s Nigeria, $1,000 per month puts you comfortably in the top 5% of earners.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
“My first 2 years salary at the ‘Who wants to be a millionaire’ show was 160k Naira monthly but I had to put on a suit and acted like I own all the money” - Frank Edoho
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