Mark Caldicott

@BBCNews They have already switched off registration for old devices - if you have an old device - do not reset it, as you will lose everything immediately (as I have just found out). @amazonUK @AmazonKindle

Amazon to end support for older Kindles, prompting user outcry bbc.in/41mLF64

@AmazonUK Went to reset my kindle today to clear some old books etc and to clean it before the 20th May (as per your email) only to find you have already blocked registration for old devices. #kindle @AmazonHelp @AmazonKindle

@dogspawnn They have already turned off the devices - cannot register my old devices today.

?!!????!!! ?!? my kindle is perfectly fine?! hello?!!?!! fuck you?!!!???

@Jaguar It's OK, called this morning and had the service reset by customer services - some glitch at your end prevented the automatic renewal.

@markcaldicott Hi Mark, Please send us a private message confirming your full name, address and vin number so we can reach out to you. Thanks, Sophie - Jaguar

@Jaguar How long for my incontrol account to update after I renew it? I have renewed, but have received emails stating I need to renew it

@nectar No, store price is 89p.

@markcaldicott Sometimes there are other offers instore, the till will automatically default to the lowest price - Michael

Interesting Nectar offers for Iceberg Lettuce in Sainsburys today...@sainsburys @nectar #sainsburys #nectar

@AldiUK Very unhappy with Aldi Faringdon. Checkout lady was argumentative & kept threatening to call a manager (she never did), after accusing me of being rude, all because I rolled up my carrier bags to show her nothing was in them. Didn't get her name as I left upset.

@CustomerAldi Very unhappy with Aldi Faringdon. Checkout lady was argumentative & kept threatening to call a manager (she never did), after accusing me of being rude, all because I rolled up my carrier bags to show her nothing was in them. Didn't get her name as I left upset.

@Specsavers Can you please provide details (terms and conditions) of your no-quibble guarantee for glasses

@qikipedia I wasn't sure if I should like this or not 🤔

Word of the day: DECIDOPHOBIA - the fear of making the wrong decision

@Tiametmarduk unless.. Ferrari sponsor Chelsea FC

Lewis Hamilton will not race for Ferrari in his F1 career then. Unless..

and now I've been kicked out!, and have to start again

@DVLAgovuk Terrible system for contacting the DVLA to renew driving licence. In the auto queue since 2:38pm. ShortWait? #dvla #DVLAonline

@WhiteHorseDC BinZone still not working ☹️. Rebooted phone , even deleted app and reinstalled but now get this message

@williamsf1 No, not the end to 2020 we want. Keep fighting Frank #WeAreWilliams

Everyone at the team sends their best to Sir Frank and wishes him a speedy recovery. #WeAreWilliams 💙

@Chef1Wayner Hi.

@DaveGorman If Boris does a ‘found poem’ I will die happy

I’d have happily helped jazz up this PowerPoint for them. I could use the work.

@jayrayner1 You say it best, when you say nothing at all.

FOR THE RECORD (have already said this in the column but...) for the forseeable I will not be publishing negative restaurant reviews. If I can't be broadly positive I simply won't be writing anything. Don't think it's a radical decision in the circs but needs to be said.