I put a full LLM on Ethereum so you don't have to.
Yes, on-chain. Yes, it runs every time. No, I will not be taking questions.
For those familiar with my work, you know I've been obsessed with the intersection of AI, blockchain, and art for years. Putting a real LLM on-chain felt impossible for the longest time, until the "slop loop" and autoresearch made me realize the only thing standing between me and on-chain glory was enough tokens.
So I burned through weeks of Claude and Codex subscriptions for your sake.
After endless iteration - expanding and contracting parameter sizes, tweaking temperatures, training custom models from scratch - I arrived at a machine that produces the gold standard of human text: @jackbutcher tweets.
A 324K parameter model, a full llama2-style "large" language model inspired by @karpathy's stories260K, runs every single time your token is fetched. Each mint generates a brand new phrase paired with a @visualizevalue-inspired image. One of one. Forever.
It only made sense to theme this around the one thing AI actually runs on: attention. The whole industry is a race to capture enough of it to monetize, so I decided to be lazy and do the same.
Automate Attention runs perpetually. Every mint generates a new image and a new phrase. The catch: if 24 hours pass without a mint, the collection closes forever.
Keep the attention alive. Own a piece of Ethereum art history.
Or don't. The model doesn't care. It's already running.
attention.diid.art
Introducing Coinbase Custom Stablecoins.
Create a branded stablecoin for your business, backed 1:1 by collateral custodied by Coinbase.
→ Earn rewards on activity
→ Seamless interoperability across chains
→ Tap into Coinbase’s global distribution
The World Marketplace is coming.
Open, decentralized infrastructure designed to make Ethereum the settlement and coordination layer for global commerce.
Read the full announcement below.
ENS is moving Namechain to @Nethermind's Surge, a based rollup framework built on the @taikoxyz stack.
We have always believed that based sequencing and native rollups best support the core values of decentralization necessary for Namechain: fast finality, Ethereum-native settlement, and censorship resistance.
RISE is evolving beyond universal L2 into the Home for Global Markets.
Built on the fastest EVM, RISE introduces:
• RISE MarketCore, a fully onchain, EVM composable orderbook layer for all apps
• RISEx, the first Integrated Perps DEX, where DeFi coexists with CEX-grade perps
Token distributions often happen behind closed doors, creating information gaps and privileging a few players
We think there's a better way
Today, we're launching the Continuous Clearing Auction Protocol
Introducing Celonames: a new identity layer for the Celo community 🎉
Built on @ensdomains w/ @cLabs & powered by @namespace_eth Celonames allows anyone, anywhere to own & express their onchain identity
🧵 Keep reading to learn more & claim yours ↓
We’re excited to announce the launch of the Chainlink Runtime Environment (CRE)—the all-in-one orchestration layer powering the next massive leap in the adoption of onchain finance.
blog.chain.link/chainlink-runt…
CRE is already being adopted by the largest financial institutions and top DeFi protocols to simplify how they build institutional-grade smart contracts that enable the next stage of our industry 🧵⬇️
Today we're releasing ZKP2P V3, our most automated, composable evolution of a peer-to-peer on/offramp protocol, live on @base
The first & last mile problem has never been closer to solved. We've scaled from $10k to>$100k daily since Feb.
The journey to our next 10x starts now👇
1/ S-two is live on Starknet mainnet.
The fastest prover ever built now proves every Starknet block, securing all transactions with the most advanced Circle STARK technology.
More speed, more privacy, more scalability, more decentralization 🧵
Announcing Payments MCP, the easiest way for AI agents to get onchain via x402. 🚀
It lets LLM models like Claude, Gemini, and ChatGPT gain access to onchain tools like wallets, onramp, and payments with no API key required. 🧵
Ethereum’s future won’t run on one chain—it’ll horizontally scale across many.
Today, Syndicate and @eigencloud are partnering on "AVS Sequencer Networks"—programmable, decentralized sequencer networks secured by native token staking.
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Tokenized DNS domains (.com, .ai, .xyz, etc.) on @DomaProtocol will seamlessly function as native ENS names, thanks to our latest collaboration with @D3inc.
Read the details ⤵️
ens.domains/blog/post/d3-d…