👽Michael Hogburn 💾

Does anyone else say please and thank you to @alexa99? Im naturally polite and when the machines take over I will be thought of fondly and be made a pet. #AI #MachineLearning

#AppleTV is quite pricey. But #TedLasso makes it all worth it. Best TV yet.

@ScottishPower Still no reply @ScottishPower ?

@michael_hogburn Hi there, let me firstly apologise for the issues you've been facing, I want to help get these resolved for you. Could you please send me a private message and confirm your full name, full address (inc. post code) and account number? - Suzanne

I have never had an account or agreement with @ScottishPower. And yet even after they said they made a mistake I am still being sent bills. Anyone know how to stop this? Very worried about my credit record #dataprivacy #GDPR #customerservice

@ScottishPower I have replied to @SP_EnergyPeople as your account doesn’t accept DMs. Did that yesterday but have received no reply.

@BritishGasHelp @BritishGas It doesn’t matter how long you keep me waiting, or on hold or use #COVID19 and #WorkFromHome as an excuse for bad service, I want the credit balance on my closed account back. And I have stopped the DD as you are still taking funds.

Heart transplant Journey , support gofund.me/b447ebd1 come on folks, if we can’t help this warrior what can we do? #GoFundMe

Yet another hour of tearing my hair out trying to get a response from @virginmedia and I am on chat. Just a consistently terrible service. #CustomerService #broadband #shootmeplease

@Doncates Who are you?

I will answer questions for ten minutes. Go.

@Pringles_UK My wife says your Doner Kebab flavour ‘tastes like sweat’. She is Turkish so y’all are on mission impossible with that variety 😉

⚠️Engineers are currently investigating reports of customers in UK regions facing issues accessing the Azure Portal and other downstream services. More information will be provided as known.

@HaroldHappyHog @ElvenSpellmaker @AzureSupport I’m panicking enough for them too 😉

@ElvenSpellmaker @AzureSupport @michael_hogburn Your status page's IP address cannot be resolved. Neither can any of our services on Azure. I can't believe you're still asking fundamental questions not panicking!

@AzureSupport Problems again folks! We have outages flaring up and the Azure Portal is down again!

Some downstream services!?!?

@JeromeChambard @ElvenSpellmaker @AzureSupport Portal appears to be back, for how long though?

@ElvenSpellmaker @AzureSupport @michael_hogburn Same here. Happened this morning too...

@AzureSupport We’re back, seemed like a DNS outage.

⚠️We are investigating an issue impacting Azure Active Directory. More information and updates can be found on the Azure Status page at status.azure.com.

@AzureSupport we have issues accessing the portal this morning, can’t see anything on status. Help!

Why is it considered wrong by some to call #COVID19 the Chinese virus but ok to refer to the #IndianVariant?Doesn’t it have an official designation?

@elonmusk What are you up to Mr Musk?

Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?

@williamsf1 Every place, every mile, every second @williamsf1

Tomorrow, we race 🤜🤛 Who's joining us? 🙋

Black mattered... #GeorgeFloydTrial