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Senator fucking idiot, Your tweet is not a policy critique...it is a masterclass in lethal stupidity, the kind that disarms the Republic while you posture as its guardian. Let this sink in with the cold precision your ignorance so richly deserves: No civilian in these United States can buy an “assault rifle.” Full fucking stop. An assault rifle, by the very definition forged in military ordnance manuals and upheld in federal statute, is a selective-fire weapon...capable of semi-automatic and fully automatic fire...chambered in an intermediate cartridge, with a detachable magazine. Think military-issue AK-47s or M4 carbines. These are not sporting arms; they are crew-served instruments of war. Since the Hughes Amendment of 1986, new ones cannot be manufactured or transferred to civilians at all. Pre-1986 examples exist only in the vaults of Class III NFA collectors who have endured years of ATF scrutiny, $200 tax stamps, fingerprints, photographs, local law-enforcement sign-off, and price tags that dwarf most mortgages. The military owns them. Period. You do not. I do not. Your staffers with their taxpayer-funded security details do not. What Americans can purchase...after clearing the National Instant Criminal Background Check System, completing ATF Form 4473 under penalty of perjury, and often enduring state-mandated waiting periods, photo ID, and additional permitting...are semi-automatic rifles. AR-15 platforms. AK-pattern variants shorn of their full-auto sear. These are constitutionally protected modern sporting arms, not “assault rifles,” any more than a Glock is a submachine gun. The background check already verifies you are not a prohibited person...felon, fugitive, domestic abuser, adjudicated mental defective, or illegal alien. Non-citizens face even tighter statutory chokeholds under 18 U.S.C. § 922(g)(5). The transaction is instantaneous only because the federal government already knows who you are. Your grotesque lie...that requiring documentary proof of citizenship to register to vote is somehow “harder” than acquiring a select-fire battlefield rifle...collapses under the weight of its own retardation. The SAVE Act demands what every legitimate voter already possesses: a birth certificate, passport, or naturalization papers. It exempts existing registered citizens. It merely closes the barn door your party has spent decades leaving wide open to foreign interference. Meanwhile, gun buyers already navigate a federal gauntlet you deliberately mischaracterize as a stroll through Walmart. You are not confused, Senator. You are contemptuous. Contemptuous of the English language, of ballistic reality, of the Second Amendment, and of the very citizens you swore to serve. This is not “advocacy.” It is sedition wrapped in Hawaiian floral print. The Republic is done entertaining your performative illiteracy. The next time you feel the urge to lecture Americans on firearms while you yourself could not field-strip a bolt-action .22, remember this: real patriots know the difference between a machine gun and a meme. You do not. And that ignorance is no longer harmless...it is lethal. 🗡️💀🗡️

Holy fuck Dario Amodei is literally retarded

Even during their down years did you ever see Mike Irvin talk down on the U…but Damien Harris nvmd….

You can just do things.

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