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I’m back in the Occupied West Bank, reporting live from the ground. Follow along here, on substack (link in bio), and IG (same handle). Lot of shit going down.

@C0mboi “Anyways I call this deck “my little war crime” xD you’re really not gonna wanna know what I’m gonna do with it xD they need to try me at The Hague xD”

being held hostage at the counter on commander night

@MargBarAmerica @maizie_star Congrats!! Wish you both all the happiness in the world!

Official engagement post ♥️💍 Please follow my IG (MargaritaBarAmerica) for a better announcement post of it :)

@stillman_steve Me and the boys on our way to da liquor store

These dudes have more aura than all of MTG Marvel

@sadreturns “À la mode, I’m talking ice cream on the side” will permanently come out of my mouth anytime I see the words

@sadreturns Easily the best sketch from Tim & Eric, tho the ridged chips bit my be my personal favorite. youtu.be/MsXGgZJN-IM?si…

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating. this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

The magnitude of what just happened may take some time to sink in. This is the first time Iran has struck Israel after Israel struck another country's territory (that is, not Iran). This means that the battle lines have been moved. Iran's deterrence had already been restored in the sense that Israel knew that any strike on it would be responded to. But now, Iran has proven that it will also respond to Israeli strikes on Lebanon. This is the first time in decades that a regional power has the means, capacity, and willingness to put hard power against Israeli military maneuvers or aggression against a third party. Read full analysis here: tritaparsi.substack.com/p/the-profound…

@josecanyousee The fuck do you stand for besides DNC money in your bank account? Fuck off

the ny13 race is one to watch bc darializa avila chevalier (she is running against the chair of the hispanic caucus, adriano espaillat) and she’s a dsa shitposter. anyway, espaillat released an ad today that uses darializa’s posts against her. best part is that the he release the ad, not a super pac. from the interviews i’ve seen, whenever she’s asked to explain her posts, she struggles under even basic scrutiny and looks at the interviewer like this

@EliLebowicz Israel? You mean the rape riot country? The country that rioted because its soldiers got caught raping detainees and were punished, which the public responded to by rioting? Rioting for the right of soldiers to rape their captives?That country??Not a major human rights violator?

The reason you see so much criticism of Israel more than any other country is BECAUSE Israel is not nearly close to being a human rights violator in a serious way. If it was like China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Syria, Sudan, you wouldn’t actually be able to criticize them without real, dangerous consequences.

Graham Platner should have instead said "Not nuking these fucking animals is the only restraint I expect and that's only because the cloud would hurt Israelis" and then the media class would deem him acceptable.

@DylanByers Pussy shit, can’t wait for them to run CBS into the fucking ground.

#BREAK: CBS NEWS has terminated Scott Pelley's contract.

DDHQ PROJECTION: AOC-Backed Adam Hamawy wins the NJ US House 12 Democratic Primary.

@Wilson__Valdez You’re goddamn right! I just want my candidate to be subservient to the billionaire class via their many billionaire donors, who offer no meaningful change or bold policy. No, no, it’s good ol status quo for me! I have a brunch to get to! 😩

My biggest concern is reigning in billionaires, so.........I voted for the billionaire single-handedly trying to buy the election. Voters, man...

@katewillett Jesus Christ dude, give it up

We are all going to get to watch Saikat lose at some point, but I hope it’s tonight so it’s not to Wiener.

@btharris93 Time to let the hair go, man. You can see more scalp than anything, go bald with grace 💔

I hate this "pro-Palestinian" label. Hasan is pro-Hamas, which is very different and in fact detrimental to the Palestinian people.

Let's decode what actually happened here. Axios reported that Trump exploded at Netanyahu. Called him "fucking crazy." Said "you'd be in prison if it weren't for me." Said "everybody hates you now." The journalist is Barak Ravid again, we talked about it. Israeli. Based in Washington. Covers the Netanyahu-US relationship for Axios, and every latest deals to calm the markets. This is the same journalist who wrote the exact same type of story about Biden. There is literally a book chapter about this pattern. It is called "Fuming Biden." The same reporter. The same format. The same function. Different president. Now watch the response. Mark Levin, a close ally of both Trump and Netanyahu, did not deny the story. He demanded an FBI investigation into who leaked it. When your defense is "this should never have leaked" instead of "this never happened," you have confirmed the call happened. But here is the part that matters. Why would Levin, a friend to BOTH men, confirm the most explosive account of their relationship ever published? Because it serves both. Trump gets to look tough. Not Netanyahu's puppet. Willing to put Israel in its place. His base loves it. Netanyahu gets cover. He "paused" the Beirut strike, but not because Iran threatened him. Because his "friend" asked him to. His base loves it too. And look at what actually changed on the ground. Nothing. Israel cancelled the Beirut strike. But the ground invasion of Lebanon continues. The IDF is still miles deep. A soldier died today from a Hezbollah drone. Netanyahu's office said: "position unchanged." The performance was perfect. Trump gets the headline. Netanyahu gets the cover. The deal gets another 48 hours of "progress." Markets get a reason to breathe. And the war continues exactly as planned. This is the same playbook. Every time public opinion turns against the war, a story appears showing the US president is "furious" with Israel. It creates the illusion of restraint while changing nothing. Biden was "furious" for 14 months. The war never stopped. Trump is "furious" now. The ground invasion is expanding. The visible game is: Trump controls Netanyahu. The real game is: both men are performing for their audiences while the machine moves forward. Nothing has been signed. Nothing has stopped. The war is not winding down. It is being managed. Neither one controls the other. They walk arm in arm. Know that.

@CoreyWriting Those Israeli checks must be hitting your bank account something fierce for you to be this intellectually dishonest. Stop posting man, go buy a car, enjoy the money before it dries up and all that’s left of you is a talentless, morally bankrupt husk

I don’t understand this logic. Are the people who attended the Pakistan Day parade automatically supportive of the Pakistani governments expulsion of 1 million Afghans?

@ThoughtMiss @ZiggyTheNazz @nathanTbernard I’m done fighting with a bot man, either that or you’re just a fucking sociopath

Platner’s former aide Genevieve McDonald says she leaked the text story to New York Times as part of a personal vendetta against campaign consultants.