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@negative_IRR

Phone call supremacist.

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Short Convexity@negative_IRR·
You’ve gotta show up at the offices of ppl who owe you docs. You need to breathe on their ear. You need to poke their shoulder & ask where the docs are. You've gotta show up at their house & eat the food off their dinner table & lie at the foot of their bed & hide in their walls
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Short Convexity@negative_IRR·
Habs outplayed badly in two straight game 7s. Hope they get smoked by Carolina at this point. feels like hockey god justice
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Seems a tad extreme
BRANDONJOHNSONSJOHNSON@captaingoogle1

@uncledoomer And they deserve it. If you shine a laser at an aircraft full of people you deserve to be drone striked. It's not a joke, it's not funny, and people doing it aren't funny, they are people attempting to commit mass murder.

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TravelPants@PantsToTravel·
@K9Cognoscente Sunday morning head to your local jail “I’m here to bail her out” Who’s that? “I don’t know, just the hottest one”
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@molzer @Mac__Bernie My former employer who I’m still in touch w specializes in it, has lots of $ sitting around in case you wanna shoot me a msg….
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Zach Molzer
Zach Molzer@molzer·
I have such an insane opportunity in front of me and just need like $300,000,000
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m. stanfield@resetbasis·
*taps the sign
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Kyrstin M@ThisisKyrstin

10 months pregnant in LA, out for a “relaxing” walk with my 2-year-old… and we get trapped by two Zombies. My heart is pounding, fight-or-flight in full blast is the LAST thing my body needs right before labor. All I can think about is protecting my kids while the city falls apart around us. @MayorOfLA @nithyavraman I voted for you. I defended you. But you’ve lost my trust. Enough. I’m done watching my community live in fear. I’m taking a chance on @spencerpratt - someone who’ll actually demand transparency, accountability, and results. My kids won’t grow up in this hellhole. Time for real change. #LosAngeles

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seth@gatorsafterdark·
Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut
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Mezz@for_yield·
-Dianna married husband 6 years ago -Starts cheating 5-6 years ago with Michael "Mike" Vrabel -Dianna gives birth to son 4 years ago, names him Michael Diabolical
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eugyppius@eugyppius1·
If you are ever on a crashing airplane, know that you will not be permitted any silence or dignity to contemplate your impending fate and reflect on your mortality. Instead, you'll be subject to the pointless unproductive screaming of the hysterical foids all around you.
Rapid Report@RapidReport2025

WATCH: Panic breaks out onboard Delta Air Lines Airbus to Atlanta after engine failure with visible fire forces return to São Paulo

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