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Roxy
@nicole2216
4ft 11ins mad married mother of 3 beautiful girls and a handful of cats!!
Enfield, London Katılım Mart 2009
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@FestAKINBUSOYE You may not want to hear this, but that is the right of the owner of that property. It is THEIRS.
Look at it the other way.
Imagine you owned a house which you rented out. Your child falls seriously ill and needs major surgery. You need to raise funds and the only way (2)
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I've just got a panicked message from a dear friend who's been served an eviction notice by their landlord. He wants to sell. They have three children, always paid rent on time. They even offered to pay more rent as they love the property, + never had issues with the landlord, but he's not interested. He told them to go to their MP (she's Labour)
This is a disaster. Are local authorities ready for what is coming as a result of this?
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@TheGriftReport I'm a Londoner I cannot always understand call centre operators who have very strong regional accents, especially Northern and Scottish accents.
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Councillor apologises after asking council call handler to speak English as critics agree with her
Eastbourne Borough Councillor Elaine Hamilton, in her 60s, called the council helpdesk and struggled to understand the operator.
She politely said “I’m sorry but I can’t understand you, can I speak to someone who can speak English please?”
The comment triggered a backlash with some social media users branding her racist.
Hamilton has now issued a statement apologising and saying she regretted any offence caused.
Critics including local residents and fellow councillors have agreed with her, arguing English should be the language used for all council services so ratepayers can be properly understood.

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With the local elections fast approaching this deserves revisiting:
Farage squirms as Rep. Jamie Raskin obliterates the "Putin-loving, free speech imposter, Trump sycophant".
Please share as widely as possible. The news media have a convenient habit of forgetting about Farage's service to Russia.
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@justin_ng Is that a mlem😋 I see poking out? 🧐
He's looking grand for his age! Distinguished dare I say.
I trust Mr Ng was forthcoming with the treatos Sir....
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A horse and a chicken were walking down a country road when they saw some corn in a ditch just across the road.
The horse walked over to eat the corn but before he got to the corn he got stuck in the mud and couldn’t get out so he said to the chicken, “Hey, go over to that farmhouse and get some help to get me out of this mud.”
When the chicken got to the farmhouse he couldn’t find anyone to help him get the horse out of the mud.
However, he noticed a Mercedes parked in the driveway and the keys were in the ignition.
The chicken drove the Mercedes back down the road, tied a rope to the Mercedes and threw the other end to the horse.
The horse was out of the mud in a jiffy.
The two proceeded down the road and saw more corn on the side of the road.
This time the chicken crossed over a ditch to get the corn.
As luck would have it the chicken got stuck in the mud this time.
"Hey, go get that Mercedes and pull me out of this mud,” said the chicken.
“I think I can straddle this ditch because it’s not too wide and when I do just grab my dick and I'll pull you of the mud,” replied the horse – and lo and behold his idea worked and the chicken was pulled out of the mud.
The moral of the story:
When you’re hung like a horse you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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BREAKING NEWS!
Larry the Cat has been freed! 🎉
@Number10cat is back!
Atlanta Rey 🇪🇸🇬🇧🇪🇺✨@areyoflight
them: we need 4 officers outside No.10 boss: is it a national security threat? them: …kind of boss: terrorism? them: the cat is being funny on the internet again #FreeLarryTheCat 🔥🐾🐁 Elon Musk has taken down governments, tanked Twitter and bought himself a president. And yet Larry lives in his head rent free. The most powerful man on earth, defeated by a tabby. FREE LARRY! ✊ Pic: @PoliticalPics
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15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)


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@narindertweets @ThatAlexWoman I love my capital city, but stop the BS. After a certain hour, it's not safe for women.
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The same woman that has been defending Grok making non consensual sexualised images of women and children under "free speech"
...is suddenly feeling unsafe as a "Caucasian woman" in Khan's very safe London.
This is DIABOLICAL hypocrisy.
Are you ok @ThatAlexWoman ??

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@R_Whiskey @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession Oh good evening Mr N. Are you still going on?
You seem a tad angry and bitter. Maybe take a break from social media and spend some quality time with the wife 😁
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Just finished lunch and my wife asked me what I want to do today.
I told her I need to "monitor a system upgrade" and I'll probably be tied up for a few hours.
There is no system upgrade.
But now I have the afternoon to myself. I'm going to sit in my home office, close the door, and play video games with my headset on.
If anyone knocks, I'll take off the headset, look slightly annoyed, and say, "Everything okay? I'm in the middle of something."
My wife has learned that when I'm "working," I shouldn't be disturbed. My kids know that a closed door means Dad's "in a meeting."
Do I feel bad about this? Not even a little.
I spent all week dealing with people's problems. I spent Monday through Friday being "available" and "collaborative" and "a team player."
Saturday is mine.
The home office isn't just a place to work remotely. It's a fortress. And "system monitoring" is the drawbridge that keeps everyone out.
Work-life balance isn't about working less. It's about making people think you're working when you're not.
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@R_Whiskey @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession Oooo did I hit a nerve? You have a lot to say.
Outa curiosity, did you have your jabs? 😁
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@nicole2216 @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession They both graduated college with B averages or above at accredited colleges. So, I think we did pretty well.
I'm sorry your life is such a wreck that you have to find hell in other people's lives.
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@R_Whiskey @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession Eager to hear what grades his wife's kids achieved while he was outa the family home 60-70 hours a week. 'Providing' for his' family' whilst the wife did everything else, oh except teach music and math.
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@nicole2216 @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession Oh, and I was our children's math and music instructor.
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@R_Whiskey @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession Raise her own kids, as in not from your loins?
Why were you not caring for you 'own' mother while she was careing for her 'own' kids? 🤔
Who done the housework and shopping? Who delt with outside activity issues? Or did they not socialise?
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@nicole2216 @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession Worked 60-70 hours per week, had a side job to ensure we had enough income to afford her doing what *she* wanted to do (raise her own kids), and basically extracted myself from all other personal desires so we could raise our family.
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@nicole2216 @darcydeardarcy @it_unprofession My wife homeschooled 2 kids and helped her dad and my mom, AND made time for quiet time. Don't make this all about the male and don't play the victim.
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