Nuck Chorris

@ChristinaMae82 Christina prefers a government that is run by pedophile protectors and is on the verge of fascism. Right wing nuts be nut’n.

Thanks to conservative floor crossers, I am now championing becoming part of America. Sadly this is a better option than a liberal majority.

@Scaramucci All because Netanyahu showed trump a slide show in the situation room claiming it will be swift and decisive.

Actual quotes from President Trump: Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully. March 10: practically nothing left to target Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." April 6 :a whole civilization will die April 7: total and complete victory April8: objectives were met A true disaster

@WhiteHouse 25th amendment!

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

@MarcNixon24 Marc doesn’t seem to understand why liquor & tobacco is taxed more in 🇨🇦. These right wing hacks simply post for clicks.

VIRAL VIDEO A 1.7L bottle of vodka is nearly DOUBLE the price in Canada vs the U.S. Let that sink in.

@shuvmajumdar Are you not aware of the LNG Canada project (phase I) completed last year in Kitimat, BC?

CANADA has the BIGGEST ECONOMIC OPPORTUNITY in a GENERATION. ALASKA is moving fast on pipelines to the northwest Pacific, backed by private finance. And Mark Carney’s Liberals? They propose nearly a billion dollars for a road to a Beijing-owned mine in the north. They ram a $90 billion high-speed rail fantasy through a conflict-of-interest laden budget. Our potential. Our jobs. Our resources. All in Liberal hands – and they’re throwing it all away.

@dubsndoo @Jason_E_Woods A pipeline was built to tidewater. We don’t have a national energy program that benefits citizens because the Conservatives didn’t want it. The pipeline you tout would only make oil companies worth increase.

You know what else would create a huge number of jobs? A fucking pipeline. You know which one would turn a profit after it’s completed? A fucking pipeline. You know which one wouldn’t cost taxpayers $90 billion? A fucking pipeline. Let’s build a fucking pipeline.

@Pro__Trading The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump started the war with Iran.

UPDATE: Iran has AGREED to open the Strait for two weeks. Absolute masterclass by Trump. He got the Strait open without any help from Europe and without any boots on the ground. Wow.

@CatsingCouch @maityman @johngatti2 I don’t think you understand the math 🤦🏻‍♂️ Please research how GDP is measured

@maityman @johngatti2 @ofclanmcLeod Are you blaming poor gdp per capita on immigrants? Sounds racist to me

What do you call a country where the poorer it gets, the more economic incompetent it becomes the more popular the government becomes ???

@qauckenbush17 You could say the same of Jarry

If you’re smart at all you want Utah in the first round, there goalie is atrocious against Edmonton, he has zero idea how to stop a puck against our team. And it’s been that way for a long long time.

@EdmontonOilers @sentinelstorage Another deplorable defensive effort.

#Oilers pick up a point in extra time. Road trip continues tomorrow in San Jose. @SentinelStorage | #LetsGoOilers

@abendytendy ‘Cause you haven’t seen Makar or Werenski have bad games 🤦🏻‍♂️

if this dude wins the norris this year the award has lost all of its merit

@TruthSeek01011 You wouldn’t know communism if Kim Jong Un slapped you in the face.

There’s no point in warning them they don’t care lol, you’ll just get told to leave Canada because according to the elbow lickers Canada isn’t even close to communism 😬

@Kelsisheren Crumble?! We’re doing fine considering the US illegally tariffed 🇨🇦 products. Btw, the world is ‘bitching.’

Listening to my liberal Canadian neighbours bitch about America while Canada crumbles all around them, is absolutely wild.

@JoeSchmo2017 @johngatti2 Canada’s population increases have slowed down. With more business investment from other countries (eg. China’s tariff relief on 🇨🇦 products) GDP should increase.

@ofclanmcLeod @johngatti2 Why?

@ABDanielleSmith You mean Canada. Alberta is in Canada.

NEW: Bridger Pipeline’s proposed project for a new Canada-U.S. crude oil pipeline could transport more than one million barrels per day. At a time of global uncertainty, it’s clear that Alberta is the answer to North America’s and the world’s energy needs. That’s why we must build new pipelines east, west, north and south to strengthen Canada’s economy, establish North American energy dominance, and position ourselves as the world’s safest, most secure and reliable energy partner. See the full story: boereport.com/2026/04/06/bri…

@ThomasSowell These idiots should take a trip to North Korea. They have no clue what communism means.

"Everything that you are seeing now here in Canada is what happened in Venezuela 20 years ago, step by step, because it's a script from communism."

@thegoat2112 Dog walked 🤣 The maple sucks aren’t in the playoffs. Who cares what division a team is in?!

Lol, imagine if the the Oilers had to toil in a real division and not the "pillow fight division " . Given first 4 overalls, gifted McDavid, all to be dog walked by a real team in a real division every year...kudos...

@SecRubio @fpleitgenCNN His two week deadline, again! TACO 🤣

@CalgaryDave F’k off traitor!

If you know NOTHING ELSE about Canadian Politics, know that this alone is why Alberta needs out. 34 out of 37 opted to go blue in the federal election. By all rights, a mega supermajority. 0% of them have any say, federally- and if they do, the needs of Quebec and Ontario come first. There is no fair deal we can make with the present framework- where 92% of the will of the province is consistently ignored, while people at the opposite end continue oppressive lawmaking, regulation, culture, and views towards Alberta.