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@pdxbeav @mr_fancy_hands @RandyGipson15 @FoxNews It does if said president initiated the supply shock in the first place.

@mr_fancy_hands @RandyGipson15 @FoxNews Doesn’t matter who is President at the time either.

BREAKING: Inflation jumps to 3.8%, highest increase since 2023, feds report

@DrAbioye “The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.” ― H.L. Mencken

The idea is to find a group of people most people regard as terrible examples, use them to make revoking passports a more acceptable form of punishment, then expand it from there.

@Isuckatpicking Oilers fans calling for a Bouchard Norris are the perfect embodiment of why the team will forever fall short. A fundamental misunderstanding of the defensive position.

@tiki_man_ @omgsidewalks No. Drink tequila straight at room temp. Feel the electricity.

@ick_real Ethel

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@Wigawigawamwam @IgorBrigadir By all means, have fun with the melanoma. I hear it’s an absolute treat.

@IgorBrigadir Sure it meant for people avoiding the benefits of the sun, becoming hormone D depleted, ruining their immune systems & rubbing chemicals into their skin organ which got absorbed into the internal organs. The use of proved by scientists is shit Fauci talk and anti science.

I was one of the early testers of Mythos. I signed an NDA, so all I'm gonna say is: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists ...

@6ffside Canada will be performing a midnight raid to capture Shohei Ohtani.

What is Mark Carney’s plan to deal with the LA Dodgers

@ccmembersonly 7even

@ivandemigoal Miikka Kiprusoff, how I miss you

Age yourself by naming an NHL goalie you grew up watching. I’ll start: Carey Price.

@cwconstruction @suchnerve Metric assumes SATP for these conversions (1Atm, 298K)

@suchnerve What height above sea level and what temperature is the water though?

“250 grams of water? What’s that in milliliters??” I have incredible news

@GavMcCracken Sorry, where is the capital coming from for this project?

The fact Canadian politicians are still talking is the problem. The solution was to start building an 800k bopd pipeline to BC 10 days ago, while paying workers double time for overtime, with shifts of workers covering 24/7, and to start building from both ends.

@ricojenkins99 @VanIsleInvestor Look at the forward curve, these price levels won’t last.

@VanIsleInvestor Oil up 20% but oil stocks flat. Maybe just part of a larger sell-off? I have to think rebound over the rest of the week. I guess we'll see

Almost RED across the board now for Canadian Energy stocks...profit taking or head faking ? We will soon see

@mpapas @cryptopunk7213 *vaporizes random residential block*

@cryptopunk7213 ChatGPT: "Yes, you're right! Khameini was not at that location. Let me recalibrate and get you the correct coordinates..."

the fucking wildest 7 days in U.S. defense history - pentagon revealed they used Claude to capture venezuelan president Maduro - pentagon demands anthropic gives them unadulterated access to claude for mass surveillance and autonomous killing weapons - anthropic says “fuck you” - trump blacklists them calling them woke pussies, Pete Hegseth designates them a “supply-chain risk” - Openai swoops in with better terms stealing anthropic’s deal, securing ChatGPT as the military’s preferred ai model. *5 hours later* - U.S. starts war with Iran and kills supreme leader Khameini insane timeline.

@smitty_mark @lenny_squiggy @MickeyDjuric Horrid take, goalies are often the most technically gifted skaters on a roster.

@lenny_squiggy @MickeyDjuric In my day, the weakest skaters were always padded up and turned into goalies.....🤷‍♂️

Prime Minister Mark Carney on SOTU: "I didn't watch it." Asked about Connor Hellebuyck getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom: "As a goalie I respect his performance very much."

@JayTurner21428 @jackrichrdson No one said trump until you did.

@jackrichrdson I severely underestimated the amount of people in this city with Trump derangement syndrome. Who cares man.

Severely underestimated how drawn out a U.S. celebration would be and how political it would become. Hand up. I’m naive.

@jawwwn_ @elonmusk @PeterDiamandis Elon is speedrunning Tyrell Corp.

.@elonmusk: “We are in the singularity.” “I think we’ll hit AGI in 2026.” “You’re at the top of the rollercoaster about to go down.” “Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement. It won’t matter.” “I don’t just have courtside seats— I’m on the court. It still blows my mind multiple times a week.” Via @PeterDiamandis

@ShwtimeScottie #NationalizeGoalieDevelopment

Start funding goalie development

@jokes_on_us_pal @Harry__Faulkner Central bankers don’t determine defence spending.

@Harry__Faulkner All while Mark was the Central bank advisor to this country. All he is here to do now is launder our tax dollars because he is a criminal Central Banker mentioned 67 times in the Epstein/Rothschilds files.

Prime Minister Mark Carney announces Canada's new Defence Industrial Strategy: "Canada has neither spent enough on our defence nor invested enough in our defence industries. We have relied too heavily on our geography and others to protect us."

@thinkingshivers @LinkofSunshine Wait, I thought they all had to kiss when that happens?

@LinkofSunshine At the NYT office they have a big screen on the wall and whenever anybody picks the red herring connections answer, everyone looks at each other with these smug smirks for a few seconds before going back to work.

I HATE CONNECTIONS THIS IS NOT A RED HERRING ITS A CATEGORY RAAAAAA

My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house