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@DHSgov I would like to report a crazy man jumping out of a helicopter at Barbers. Allegedly made off with some silver.

@BernieSanders They should have stuck to writing books like every other sleezebag politician.

The Trump family has made $4 billion off the presidency. Crypto: $3.02B Persian Gulf deals: $425.8M Qatari jet: $150M Legal fees/merch: $127.7M Mar-a-Lago: $125M Corporate deals: $91M Hanoi hotel: $40M Truth Social: $25M Don Jr: $19.6M Unprecedented kleptocracy.

STATEMENT. MADE. #WinAsOne

@SMB_Attorney I don't know what this is or where it is but I wanna do it!

The first 3 years of entrepreneurship in a nutshell

@SMB_Attorney 3D chess. This child is now 100% a business expense.

This is insane behavior. Lawyers, just so you know, almost no one expects this from you.

NEW: The families of more than 100 school children killed in the U.S. bombing of an Iranian school have written a letter of gratitude to Pope Leo XIV. In it, they thank him for being a champion of peace and a voice for their deceased children. The White House has yet to apologize for the incident.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!

Another real banger from the Iranians, no lies detected.

@marcuslemonis @RepRoKhanna $4.99 for the good stuff

How much is gas in your neighborhood? It will help give context for @RepRoKhanna

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump has just promised mass Pardons for his staff after he leaves office ❤️ THIS IS A HUGE WIN

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Eric Trump posted this pic of Trump checking out construction on his White House Ballroom.

@BlooperBraves We have an 8u game tonight if you're bored.

bruh I just wanna tweet about a game WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TN

@Polymarket Gotta give the insiders a chance to reposition.

BREAKING: U.S. oil prices surge back above $100 a barrel amid ceasefire doubts.

Oh, this is unbelievable. The edit history on this tweet shows that Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif originally copied and pasted everything he was sent, including: "*Draft - Pakistan's PM Message on X*" Now, obviously, Sharif's own staff don't call him "Pakistan's PM," they would just call him prime minister. The U.S. and Israel, of course, would call him "Pakistan's PM." Would be funny if the fate of the world wasn't hanging in the balance.

@Polymarket Whats the over under on how mamy cease fires they accept before any US official admits they are stringing them along?

BREAKING: Pakistani Prime Minister has "earnestly" requested that Trump extend his deadline for Iran by two weeks.

"I have just met with various Political Representatives of the tragedy that took place in California concerning the burning of thousands of once beautiful homes... Insurance Companies, in particular, State Farm, have been absolutely horrible to people that have been paying them large Premiums for years, only to find that when tragedy struck, these horrendous Companies were not there to help!" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

As TSA officers are selling their blood to keep a roof over their heads, members of Congress are packing their bags for a 2-week vacation, and WE WANT THE PICS! Our DMs are OPEN. See them on vacay? Send us the pics... we'll take it from there! tmz.me/hSFMbrn

@spectatorindex You don't have to be Larry Fink to know what will happen at $150

The chief of the world's largest asset manager, Larry Fink of BlackRock, tells BBC that if the price of oil 'hits $150 a barrel it will trigger a global recession'.

Harry had a segment on CNN showing Trump with 100% MAGA support.

It is long past time to outlaw QR code menus in restaurants