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Andrew Parkes

@parkesy9

Most of my personality is just quoting funny things from TV shows and movies made 20 years ago

Winnipeg Katılım Ekim 2010
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Andrew Parkes
Andrew Parkes@parkesy9·
@AirCanada @WestJet the next day, @WestJet added two more flights back to Canada - but they didnt rebook us or anyone else, the spots went to whoever was lucky enough to be on the phone with their team. Meanwhile I had to spend $6,000 on flights with Air Canada to get us home before March 2nd.
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Andrew Parkes@parkesy9·
@AirCanada @WestJet your move, still waiting for you to tell me anything 36 hours after my flight got cancelled - 24 hours in an airport with my 3 kids and no food. Any information or efforts would be nice!
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Air Canada
Air Canada@AirCanada·
(1/4) Following consultation with the Government of Canada and Mexican authorities, we will resume full operations from Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver to Puerto Vallarta on Tuesday, February 24. Operations from Toronto to Guadalajara will resume on Feb. 25.
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Morgan Godvin
Morgan Godvin@MorganGodvin·
Schrödinger’s Second Amendment: - Guns are a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights. - Guns immediately invalidate your rights and the government can execute you on the spot if you have one.
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Packy McCormick
Packy McCormick@packyM·
There’s a tremendous amount of missing the forest for the trees on the timeline today. Deeply unamerican logic masquerading as pro-America. At some point, people just need to have a sense of right and wrong.
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Andrew Parkes@parkesy9·
Haven’t tweeted in a while but I just wanted to say that I’m becoming pretty certain that those “close door” buttons on elevators are just for show
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Ezra Klein
Ezra Klein@ezraklein·
It's ghoulish to mock or justify the shooting of Charlie Kirk. Rising political violence is a horror of our time. Unchecked it will lead to catastrophes none of us want to imagine. Deeply hoping he pulls through. We are all people, whatever we believe. That has to come first.
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Shea Serrano
Shea Serrano@SheaSerrano·
if you’re gonna watch them you gotta watch them on one of the old tube TVs mainly though i think people collect them like little pieces of art
Gabriel Largaespada@GLargaespada

@SheaSerrano I get the nostalgia of VHS but it’s such an impractical hobby. Tried watching some VHS movies and I couldn’t sit through it. Not sure if it just wasn’t compatible to modern TV or if my eyes are conditioned to HD everything but it was just hard to watch.

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Dimitri Filipovic
Dimitri Filipovic@DimFilipovic·
Neal Pionk has played 21:50.. since the start of the 3rd period
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Andrew Parkes@parkesy9·
@hustlerama He’s always the face of the big moments in Jets 2.0 history Hus!
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Ryan Whitney
Ryan Whitney@ryanwhitney6·
Latest game tying goal in game 7 history not a big deal
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Kilo
Kilo@OilyWhisper68·
This is a Simpsons newspaper headline
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microplastics rectifier
microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace·
holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview
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Noah Garfinkel
Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel·
My favorite is when he has an idea that’s fine on its own and then the reasoning is insane. He’ll be like, “You should wear sunscreen,” and then the explanation is, “Aliens have UV vision and it blocks them from seeing your face bones which they collect.”
unusual_whales@unusual_whales

BREAKING: Robert Kennedy Jr says he will work to get cell phones out of schools: “Cell phones produce electric magnetic radiation, which has been shown to do neurological damage to kids when it's around them all day.”

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Winnipeg Sports Talk
Winnipeg Sports Talk@SportsTalkWPG·
Today, we hosted our 1,000th show, and we could not be more grateful for all of the support we have received since March 8, 2021. Thank you to our listeners, guests, sponsors, and everyone who has made our show possible each and every day. ~ @hustlerama @mremis
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism·
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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