Pat Barnes

@potatorolls, you used to be my favorite. No more. I don’t have room in my pantry for products made by someone who backs Mastriano.

told my boys I'd take them out to eat tonight when I got back from the gym. They asked to bring 2 friends and go to a steakhouse. Bruh wtf do you think I am? Make a wish foundation?

@RealRodLacroix It can’t possibly be as terrible as it sounds.

If you enjoy drinking carbonated suntan lotion I can’t recommend Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut enough.

@cecsquared She took predatory advantage of you while you were in a vulnerable state. Most definitely not your fault. Praying for peace of mind for you 🙏🙏❤️

Since it’s just us here, do you guys want to know the story of the therapist who abused me for 5 years

Cat version of Trump and Pope. 🤭

Found one of my wife’s fake eyelashes on the floor and now I can do Frida Kahlo impressions.

@Michaeljos92972 So glad to see you! I got worried when I saw the crypto stuff.

It's me guys

@syndrome22q1 @catturd2 @GuntherEagleman @FaZeRug @brawadis @atensnut @benshapiro @Amy_Siskind @ColbyBrock @BalloKat @MAGAVoice Praying for you, Justin 🙏🙏

I am still struggling at hospital on top of my Tumor I need blood Transfusions as well it’s been a rough week I could use all the prayers #StayStrongJustin

@mikejwhelan Michael I am so, so sorry.

I've decided I need to start getting in shape for our Italy trip, which is why I'm on a strict cannoli-only diet.

@dadmann_walking Absolutely!

I deserve to be well I'm climbing up out of this hell.

@cecsquared Congratulations! St. Joseph never lets us down.

so ummm i'm buying a house, shoutout to St. Joseph

@cecsquared I will pray for you as you journey through this.🙏🙏

I could really use prayers please. I’m at a point in my healing where I may have to face some very difficult truths and it’s absolutely terrifying. But ultimately I believe that Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life, and comfort is no excuse for believing a lie.

@dadmann_walking Hoping for better times ahead. You deserve a run of better luck.

Pretending I didn't lose my job today and taking the boys out to dinner because life is too short to not still enjoy it.

Democracy dies in darkness

Another world exclusive happened today in our famous Four Seasons Total Landscaping lot!!! We gathered together all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie. Here’s a photo to prove it.

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

@mikejwhelan So glad you’re not leaving us. My prayers are with you and your sweet wife ❤️🙏