Peter “Nine” Jenkins

should i spin back? #MaddieKowalski

@VocalPineapple @FearedBuck this still not even confirmed yet

@FearedBuck Literally been telling people the ENTIRE TIME that they were gonna be pocket watches that you CAN wear as a watch but that's not their default purpose.

AP x Swatch collab has officially been revealed to be a detachable Royal Oak-inspired watch that can be worn with a lanyard.

@n9i4n @Tyrellda6th @gemchange_ltd How would that be possible for malls and shit though? Is that why they are better

@Tyrellda6th @gemchange_ltd People have already gotten in line lmao. This strategy isn’t going to work. There’s no way on earth you can be in one line and head to another.

every unemployed guy with a group chat of equally unemployed friends swatch x ap "royal pop" drops saturday may 16 and this is the easiest 4-figure week you'll have all year if you're willing to do something that resembles work for 14 hours. let me lay out exactly what i'll do retail confirmed $300–500 range based on moonswatch ($260) and blancpain scuba ($400) precedent. in-store only, no online sales. swatch is officially limiting it to 1 piece per person per store per day, not 2. so your hustle is per-warm-body, not per-pair historical resale data on the predecessors - moonswatch launched march 2022 at $260. stockx avg trade $900 (250% over retail), peak Tiffany blue Uranus $1,040 avg, individual eBay listings hit $2,400 / 12x retail. ~2,000 trades in first 6 days - blancpain scuba launched sept 2023 at $400. chrono24 current asks $600–995 across colorways, two years post-launch. launch week premiums were 2–3x - snoopy moonphase $430 retail, 2024 - guy in singapore waited 15 hours, watch immediately traded $1,200+ royal pop is the biggest of the three by a country mile. AP has never done downward extension, ever. entry RO is $60k AUD. this is the first time swatch has used a brand they don't own. the cultural moment is bigger than moonswatch and the supply will be tighter because AP cares about brand dilution. realistic launch-day flip: $1,200–1,800 per piece on a $400 retail. that's $800–1,400 profit per warm body you put in line. you bring 3 friends, you clear $3k+ in a saturday. you bring 5, count urself not all stores are equal. swatch lists US POS: SoHo, Times Square NY, Aventura, Miami Beach, Orlando, Tampa, Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Denver, Las Vegas, Honolulu, King of Prussia, Garden City, Troy MI, Oak Brook IL, Canoga Park, Santa Clara. UK has 13 confirmed stores. global rollout is simultaneous saturday morning - avoid: SoHo, Times Square, Carnaby Street London, Ginza, Orchard Singapore. these are the moonswatch ground zero stores. snoopy line was 150 deep at 7am at ion orchard, people camped from 7pm previous day. carnaby had 5,000 people for moonswatch launch. you will not get a watch unless you're sleeping on the pavement thursday night - target: secondary US cities Oak Brook IL, Troy MI, King of Prussia PA, Garden City NY, Canoga Park, Honolulu, Charlotte, Nashville. same allocation as flagship stores in most cases, 5–10x less line pressure. dude in the fratello article literally walked into Salzburg with no line and bought any model he wanted while doha was a war zone. apply same logic - mall stores > street stores this is exactly the pirate black yeezy 350 dynamic from 2015. bugis+ in singapore: 1,058 people in line for 52 pairs, ballot system, $329 retail, immediate 3–5x flip. vancouver granville street 2019, dudes camping from noon thursday for friday morning drop. the tactics that worked then work now: - 1 watch per person per day is the rule. so you bring people. cousin, gf, gf's roommate, your buddy who owes you money. each warm body = +1 allocation. industry standard kickback is $100–200 cash same-day for them just to stand. that's a 90% margin you keep - the store rotation. rule is per-store per-day. drive between 2 mall stores 20 min apart, same person can buy at both. nobody enforces a national database. the AP collab will probably tighten this with wristbands or ID logging at flagships, but at troy MI nobody's running a database - the line audit. show up to your target store thursday at noon. count heads, photograph the line, do the math. if there's 80 people for what you estimate is 40 allocation, you're cooked, drive to your B-tier backup. don't waste sunrise on a dead store - the early-batch tail. swatch said sealed boxes are already being shipped to stores. some boutiques will get boxes opened tuesday/wednesday for staff display setup. they don't sell early but staff talks. walk in wednesday afternoon, ask politely how many they expect, what time staff arrives saturday. you'll get answers - the ssense/stockx hedge. list your watch on chrono24 / stockx / eBay literally the moment you walk out of the store at 11am saturday. the entire premium window is the first 72 hours. moonswatch hit peak resale day 3 and was halved by month 3. blancpain scuba premium decayed slower because mechanical movement + lower units. royal pop has both factors so the window is wider, but the parabolic peak is still 48–72 hours. don't be greedy past wednesday - the consignment dropout. if you can't queue, walk the line at 7am with cash. offer the 40th-in-line guy $300 cash on top of retail to swap places. people in lines that long start doing the math and some will take it. learned this from supreme drops, transfers cleanly to watches

@Greg_Fuhhels @timsharter Mid

@timsharter Is ts good

Fuck your bapple, we got kapple now 🤝

@ronnypasadena @MastaBruce_ @spoonlocks @IsThisMyBxrner washed out? bro was the goat

@MastaBruce_ @spoonlocks @IsThisMyBxrner no shit. in high school. then he played lacrosse. then he was sitting on a bar stool and said, "i can do that shit". a fucking washed out long stick middie got an la fitness membership and that was enough to start in the nba. NBA is full of unplayable ass.

Somebody just got drafted without playing a down of football in his life . Stop it

@RamsesTar @bobby122811 can’t even engagement farm anymore #gamesgone

@RamsesTar @bobby122811 Flexing followers on twitter more gay than reposting gay shit #shrink

@jahzbf70554 @Mand2101 @wargod_1 @historyinmemes “Two letters” retard

@Mand2101 @wargod_1 @historyinmemes the question says "that come last in the alphabet". Absolute last. It did not specify "latest". Compare to the previous question that uses the qualifier "earliest" instead of "first".

Literacy test given to African Americans as a prerequisite to being allowed to vote during the height of Jim Crow Segregation. The test was designed to be impossible to pass. (1960s)

@thepring13 @JonahBlock05 Ur himmmm dude #ferda

@JonahBlock05 Ngl feels good to bang another brothers formal date especially when they fumble the bag

its been a year so its time to confess: one year ago today at formal I let my date go with a brother during the middle of it because I wasnt enjoying my time and he left with her

@CalGetsBucks @BobbyBrooks87

@TimothyJones92 We get it u transferred into kentucky

@KayHopeJay @deeschay @BackAftaThis Wtf

@deeschay @BackAftaThis Hey the junior one is believable ! My son’s father is 35 years older than me. At 67 he’s the best I’ve ever had in *that* department 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ So I could believe it lol.

The two most ridiculous story lines on The Sopranos. It's hard for me to pick a winner out of these two. 1) Tough guy Furio turns into a pathetic, sobbing tub of goo over Carmela. 2) 4-foot-10, 90-lb. A.J Soprano is a star nose tackle.

@TimothyJones92 Why do u keep saying black diamond slope shut the fuck up

@TimothyJones92 Just say black idiot

@BlackInsinc @BrickCenter_ @Money23Green you just compare draymond to luka 😂😂😂

@BrickCenter_ What confuses me is that he hasn’t won nothing to demand this much leeway but ppl get on @Money23Green when gets into spats. Dray is a multi time DPOY winner and more importantly multi time champion. I just don’t get it.

Luka had to be held back from JJ Redick 😳

@frailstate_xo @pastelbrink @MomsPostingLs Tell ur husband to hop on test and get on a treadmill

@mcfcCs @CCS88888 @TheAlphaRock1 @NBA__Courtside tanking is part of the game, being stuck in franchise purgatory is worse than being bottom for a couple of years for picks. Do you think owners prefer to lose rather than win? Winning increases the value of the franchise overall, it’s a cycle. some teams do it better than others

@peter_cheddy @CCS88888 @TheAlphaRock1 @NBA__Courtside Never referred to signing all stars. I mean landing solid role players that makes it so you’re not in the bottom 2 of your conference. Give your suggestion on hoe to create jeopardy in every single nba game then genius. Let’s hear it

Richard Jefferson talking about how to prevent teams from tanking in the NBA “There was a thing in soccer. It’s like once you are eliminated from the playoffs, you should actually be given points towards your percentage for the games you win. Does that make sense? So, if you’re eliminated from the playoffs and there’s 10 games left, if you go 0 for 10, you should have a lower percentage of getting a higher pick. If you go 6 and 4 in your last 10, that means you are trying to win. The wins give you closer percentage to a higher pick. So those 6 wins instead of you having a 30% chance, right? If you go 0 for 10, if you can win 6 of your last 10 after you been eliminated, you actually have a 35% chance. So they reward you for pushing all the way to the end” (Via @RoadTrippinShow)

@mcfcCs @CCS88888 @TheAlphaRock1 @NBA__Courtside ur just a retard who doesn’t understand how the nba works. name 1 major free agent that washington hornets or bucks have signed in the last 10 years

@peter_cheddy @CCS88888 @TheAlphaRock1 @NBA__Courtside Literally got people defending nba owners hoarding money now. I really underestimated how cucked fans are to the current product despite it being abysmal outside the top games

@CCS88888 @mcfcCs @TheAlphaRock1 @NBA__Courtside you guys are dumbasses

@mcfcCs @TheAlphaRock1 @NBA__Courtside Theres so many small changes the NBA can easily do that will immediately bring fan interest back into the competition / games and not just on the trade deadline and free agency.

@KitFistosBurner @hoosierjests Fuck no

@hoosierjests Country music is far better music for drinking than the same beat played for 4 hours

House music sucks

@CoastalBuckeye @B_Money005 @LosPollosTV @J0nesToChina nah it’s just his ts is almost 60 percent, u r just a casual it’s all good

@B_Money005 @LosPollosTV @J0nesToChina Yeah how dumb for someone to weigh his shooting percentage from the field. Fuck it he may as well shoot 35%. Yall would still make excuses for that career loser.

They’re calling it the most correct take in the history of sports