lo man

Time to start using this account again

Take your Balenciaga beanie to United seat number 28C bro 🤣

Test

Scoop: Uber is shutting down alcohol delivery service Drizly, three years after buying it for $1.1 billion axios.com/2024/01/15/ube… $UBER

Real estate agents are just bottle girls for houses

The only correct answer is top left

@GuyDealership No accident? Damn

2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee. 241K miles. $18,565 💀

Weather too nice to be working this hard

The Coachella dickriding is crazy this year

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

@jefielding @VCBrags

What a weekend! But also, what a community! So many from across the industry came together to support each other. I'm hugely inspired by our founders resilience and strength during this ordeal 💪🏽

@greg16676935420 7

Which table you sittin at?

@Jason @SecretCFO You called someone a moron on spaces learn to argue first

@SecretCFO WHEN THERE IS AN ACTUAL FIRE, YOU SAY THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO PULL THE FIRE ALARMS!

Thank the Lord that our government was able to navigate this situation with only two banks going under -- this was about to spiral out of control.

Fuckin washed

@engineers_feed E2

We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?

No woman hitting on this dude

@RampCapitalLLC Boomer

If you can’t hit a golf ball 300 yards just give up the sport and try pickleball instead

@MKBHD You hearing this @OpenAI

Rule #1: Never charge for something that was previously free

@RampCapitalLLC Pennsylvania

Let’s play a game. Guess the state.

“Testing applicants that apply to jobs is discriminatory” Yeah, against stupid ppl