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@YOW_MCG @bloozm111 @iknowballUdont @HMSHTAFC @TheAlderNN Well that’s not exactly true, is it? Issue is that way too much gets consumed, which is when things get rowdy.

@bloozm111 @iknowballUdont @HMSHTAFC @TheAlderNN You're still being treated like babies cause you can't hold your booze.

I find it interesting how so far this world cup everyone has loved seeing fans from across the world take over pubs, chant, bring a part type atmosphere to wherever they are But as soon as England arrives and do the same thing it's looked down on

@FootballLoFi @centregoals Doesn’t even make contact with his foot, Mbappe simulates it

@centregoals Absolute daylight robbery. If that challenge happens anywhere else on the pitch, it's an instant whistle. France has every right to be absolutely furious with that decision! 💀📉

@bradleybensmith @NoContextBrits Don’t know about AirPods but my MacBook wasn’t even fixed locally. Was shipped to Hungary, fixed and returned in 48 hours.

@NoContextBrits Mass-produced in an overseas factory is cheaper than a local technician.

No clue.

@LFCCans @teddyc1997 @Nathanswfc2004 Pretty normal looking head isn’t it, the fuck you on about

@teddyc1997 @Nathanswfc2004 There’s no way that’s actually your head in your avi

@GMK1706 @brainy_drainy @MartienBall 2014 kick-off times (apart from like one game): 17:00 20:00 21:00 23:00 2002 kick-off times (roughly) 07:00 10:00 12:30

@brainy_drainy @MartienBall 2002? 2014?

This doesn’t feel like the World Cup man. Waiting all day just to watch one game feels weird.

@uruncleb0b @WillAddedDigits Having lived in Australia for 5 years, Australian plugs are definitely not fucking better. Especially when most things you buy just come with the two top prongs and those cunts fall out the sockets so easily

@WillAddedDigits Imagine thinking anything other than this steady, calm, unmoving, utterly reliable Australia plug is good. You are all a joke.

I'm not hugely patriotic, but the British plug is without a doubt, unarguably, better than all other plugs. Anyone arguing different can't be trusted.

@trobuling @thatPOSERSguy @thewanderingtr1 @lauriewired I’m struggling to see how 4K is just marketing. 3D TVs is a different story. Whether you can see the difference in 1080p & 4K depends on the size of the screen and distance it’s from your eyes. I can 100% tell the difference between them on my 65" TV that’s a few metres away

@thatPOSERSguy @thewanderingtr1 @lauriewired We're talking about end users here. Editing often calls for extra quality to compensate for loss during the edits. The rest of us don't care. 4K is just marketing. Meaningless improvement for pseudo-competition purposes. Still no mass market 3D after all these years.

it's funny how much people care about 4K when the majority of actual movie theaters are barely above 1080p

@ChelseaCes @stardogparables @thosethatcan I didn’t revise for a single one but came away with mostly Bs (A & A* in English Lit/Lang). I ended up having the worst results in top set, but everyone else revised. I didn’t do awfully but I think intelligence does only takes you so far, the rest is definitely down to memory.

@stardogparables @thosethatcan Hard disagree. It's the application of knowledge gained over two years of study and the opportunity to review it. 52 yrs ago, I couldn't be arsed to revise for 2nd Geography paper bc it was several days after rest of GCEs. I received same high grade as for other 9 subjects.

My daughter completed exam 22 out of 24 for her GCSEs today. I’ve never seen her so exhausted. Is this really a sensible way of measuring children’s success? #gcses

@KiddKasanova @CryptoLifeStL @elonmusk So our police forces are now majorly made up of people you would not want policing you in the US.

@KiddKasanova @CryptoLifeStL @elonmusk The quality of police officers in the last decade has gone down massively & it’s 100% the result of introducing requirements for you to have A-Levels & having to undertake a policing degree. No surprise they did a u-turn a few years ago, but a lot of forces still require A-Levels

The West has created an utterly evil state religion where an accusation of “racism” is the gravest offense that can be committed, even worse than rape or murder! So if police show up at a crime scene and a British boy is bleeding out and an immigrant says the British boy is racist the cops will cuff the dying British boy.

@seanepugh @elonmusk Are you retarded by chance

@elonmusk “Europe” is a scam to attract tourist. Don’t buy the hype. They have to live there. We don’t have to go there. Dump NATO and let those loser countries fight among themselves. My money is on Poland.

@TemplierDivin @LeDindonFiscal @maxduduf His source is that he’s chatting shit. Monetisation wasn’t even around when when that hantavirus Tweet was posted, so the argument it’s all done to generate engagement for money makes no sense

@LeDindonFiscal @maxduduf Source ?

🚨 ATTENTION : ces tweets qui « prédisent » l’avenir en ce moment… c’est du pur FAKE. Je vous explique exactement comment ils font (c’est ridicule de simplicité) et surtout pourquoi ils le font. Ils créent des comptes privés avec des milliers de tweets programmés à l’avance : « Le vainqueur de la prochaine CDM sera… », « La prochaine épidémie s’appellera… », etc. Dès qu’un événement se produit, ils suppriment TOUS les autres tweets, gardent uniquement celui qui a « vu juste », passent le compte en public… et hop, miracle. Pourquoi ils font ça ? Pour farmer les stats. Le vrai compte (souvent un gros compte) screen le tweet en premier, le partage, et l’armée des complotistes arrive en masse. Résultat : 100 à 150 millions de vues en quelques heures. Et ça rapporte très gros : être le premier sur ce genre d’info peut rapporter 4 000 à 5 000 $ grâce à la monétisation X. Avec la monétisation qui s’est généralisée, vous allez en voir de plus en plus. Dans quelques mois, ce sera devenu un vrai problème. À chaque événement majeur, quelqu’un sortira « un tweet de 2022 » qui avait tout prévu… C’est drôle ? Oui. C’est rentable ? Clairement. Mais moi ça me pose un gros problème : ça nourrit le complotisme comme jamais. X doit-il modérer ce genre de manipulation ou on laisse faire au nom de la « liberté » ?

@5V26C @LucifersTweetz Ignore "accidents" idk why it’s even there

@5V26C @LucifersTweetz Who was saying COVID was 80% fatal accidents in 2022🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fun fact: If hantavirus ever spread globally like COVID, its 35-40% death rate would be catastrophic. COVID was under 1% and still killed over 7 million people worldwide.

@kingsolomon_sol @NFIow @DazTheStampede @Boi85Billy You’re probably overestimating it though. Ports and land borders are far more common because it’s easier to slip through than airport security

Are they fucking thick , bricks of puff and they threw a towel over it 😂

@quetzalcoa14 @lucysmidnights The O2 will likely be double Wembley Arena in term of costs, but either way, stadium shows are typically more profitable than arenas if you’re looking at the same amount of ticket sales across both

@properwaffle @lucysmidnights Not really. There's no exact figure but Wembley arena goes for around £40-60k, so around that mark, plus figure a discount for block booking

girl just do wembley at this point

@quetzalcoa14 @koo_eal__ @lucysmidnights 2 Wembley shows can easily be 180k. Adele managed 98k per night.

@properwaffle @koo_eal__ @lucysmidnights Not really. 2 Wembley shows is a max of 150k tickets. 10 O2 shows is 200k tickets, plus much lower venue fees (1m Vs 500k)

@quetzalcoa14 @koo_eal__ @lucysmidnights 2 sold out Wembley dates would be more profitable than 10 shows at The O2. Can almost guarantee it.

@koo_eal__ @lucysmidnights The profit margins returns are much higher, like potentially 10s of millions higher

@quetzalcoa14 @lucysmidnights That’s pretty low, nevermind a high end estimate. The O2 Arena will certainly cost way beyond £50k per day to book.

@lucysmidnights Wembley costs around £500k per show, o2 costs £50k (and thats the high end estimate). 10 shows at the 02 brings in significantly more revenue compared to 2 at Wembley

@ellielexx @getstuffedtwit @LUFCFan01 I thought you’d gone to a GP or something so that’s my bad. Sounds like there’s an even bigger issue than it being logged as Minor though - that nurse. You’ve been let down awfully in such a traumatic event. That 100% needs investigating. I’m sorry for your loss.

@properwaffle @getstuffedtwit @LUFCFan01 We didn’t get to say anything. But the temptation to headbutt her was strong. They did not care about us. Nor did they ask us how we were. They left. And we got on with it.

The NHS app is savage 🥺 Significance: Minor. Okay then…