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@AGOWA I grew up with my parents going in person and voting! It gave us something to talk about and why we vote. I would be ok with voting in-person and making sure that the votes are being counted correctly.

Washington is back in court co-leading a lawsuit to defend our state’s safe and secure vote-by-mail system. On March 31, President Trump signed an unlawful executive order attempting to establish a national list of eligible voters and directing the U.S. Postal Service, an independent federal agency, to transmit mail ballots only to those on the list. But the President does not have authority to do that. The Constitution makes clear that states and Congress control how elections are run. Learn more here: ow.ly/E2eP50YCViY

@BamaGirl0724 @On3 @Clowfb 🤔 Saban and Deboer had the same agent. UW had an offer on the table for months and Deboer didn’t sign and anytime he was asked by reporters he would deflect. I wonder why?

@ps_mmw @On3 @Clowfb You ignorant dumb fuck, no he didn’t. He didnt talk to/leave for bama til AFTER Wash lost the national champ game, not before or during. Wash’s season had ended already.

NEW: Kalen DeBoer confirms to @Clowfb he knew Michigan had intense interest in hiring him: "I would have had to be living under a rock (not to know). I’m not naïve. I never talked to anyone, not one time. I just don’t know how you could live with yourself and look into your players’ eyes if you’re looking at other opportunities in the midst of the season and getting ready for a playoff game and hopefully making a run at a national championship." on3.com/news/alabama-k…

Nate was different

@sammarelich 😂😂😂😂😂

Quit SaaS All the money - it's in door to door pest control, It's in car dealership sales It's in selling high ticket 'trading' platforms to 18 year olds (get 'em on a payment plan fr fr) Base salary = HANDCUFFS Health insurance = Low aura 401k = Who's counting that high?

Being persistent and not annoying will make you the top producer at most companies. I’ve closed so many deals that said they were going a different direction. A year later the closedlost opportunity will reach out and say we are interested in having another conversation! Stay in touch and never burn a bridge.

For sales people's eyes only: you will win MANY more deals then you will lose being persistent in follow-up I'm talking multiple emails over a month (minimum) - regardless if you've talk to the person before will you piss some people off? yes will some people appreciate it? yes if you're not following up, you're not trying and 'no' is always better than no response

I’ve done SaaS sales for a long time and this is one of the reasons I went into residual income. SaaS has always been about OTE where residual income is about retaining clients while building your customer base brick by brick. It’s a slower start and take longer to make commission but once you build your base the commission checks are consistent. OTE has always been just a game and rarely are people attaining the full OTE number. Most companies I’ve seen have. 40-60% quota attainment.

Everyone loves a $350K+ OTE… until they realize it’s mostly fiction. I’ve spent the last year mulling on a solution. No April Fools joke here. I'm dead serious. Here's the dirty secret with OTE (on track earnings) assumes you hit 100% of quota. Let's say a company offers you $300 OTE. Your Base Salary - $150K Your Variable - $150K But at this company - less than 28% of reps hit 100% of goal, meaning they don't see that $150K in variable. The average rep may take home $210,000, when they expected $300,000. Here's what SaaS needs to adopt: Median Earnings Attainment Number (MEAN) Not what reps COULD earn if they hit 100%. What reps ACTUALLY earned last year. Publish it by segment: → SMB AE: $142K MEAN → MM AE: $183K MEAN → ENT AE: $267K MEAN This would: ✔ End the fake OTE inflation game ✔ Give candidates real earning expectations ✔ Force companies to be honest about attainment ✔ Help sellers make informed career decisions Until then, always ask in interviews: "What % of reps hit 100% of quota last year?" "Can you show me the attainment distribution?" "What did the median rep actually earn?" Who'd be onboard with this?

@jakeglmn Perspective! This is why I still have a yearly trip with my buddies. It’s why I have multiple friends groups. It’s why I do Waffle Wednesday with my boys. Make an effort with your friends..

Harvard tracked 724 men for 80 years to figure out what makes you live longer. They measured everything from income to IQ, and even genetics. The #1 predictor of an early death? Had nothing to do with any of it... Here's what they found (thread):

@NickMillerrrrr @On3 @Clowfb He was already talking with Alabama during the playoff. Saban and Deboer share the same agent. Deboer had a contract from UW sitting on his desk for a while and chose not to sign.

@ps_mmw @On3 @Clowfb He didn't leave Washington during the season.....

POV: Banks and hedge funds watching you draw lines on TradingView thinking you’ll be a millionaire.

Best classroom April fools prank ever This professor has a policy that if your phone rings in class, you must answer it on speakerphone, so the students arranged to have a friend call on April fools’ day...

How is our tax system regressive? Please explain! Washington State has become one of the most taxed states in the US. Furthermore, our state budget has doubled in 10 years. Please explain how that happened? Please provide an answer instead of making a statement with no substance.

It’s time we fix our regressive tax code and address affordability in our state. That’s why I signed the Millionaire’s Tax into law yesterday. It will provide free breakfast and lunch to all K-12 students, eliminate sales tax on diapers, extend the Working Families Tax Credit to 460k households and provide the largest tax break for small businesses in state history. Who pays? Less than one half of one percent of Washingtonians.

@life_of_stein Sorry to hear that Matt!

Last Monday I went to the ER after experiencing tightness in my chest, shortness of breath, and coldness in my extremities. Diagnosis: Heart attack & 80-90% blockage in my LAD artery (aka "the Widowmaker"). Stent placed during an angioplasty on Wednesday. At 38 years old.

Top shortstop prospect Colt Emerson’s eight-year, $95 million contract extension with the Seattle Mariners will be done this afternoon, sources tell ESPN. Emerson will remain at Triple-A for now but is clearly a big part of Seattle’s future. First with the news: @ByRobertMurray.

@drp825_ DCA And when the market keeps going down down, allocate more when everyone is scared.

Everyone says “buy the dip”… until the dip doesn’t stop. What are you doing in this market?

@komonews I’m having a hard time understanding with audits and auditors how this is possible? And you wonder why the state is in a deficit! People should be upset with wasting tax payer money.

Washington state auditors say they found weaknesses in the system used to detect improper payments in subsidized child care in its latest annual review of federal spending, contributing to an estimated $37 million in questionable payments in 2025, despite reporting improved overall compliance with federal requirements. The Office of the Washington State Auditor released its annual Single Audit on Mar. 30, reviewing $23.7 billion in federal funds across 28 programs. Auditors reported a general pattern of improved compliance with federal requirements overall. At the same time, the audit flagged problems in the state’s child care subsidy payment oversight. Full story here: komonews.com/news/local/was… #komo #komo4 #komonews #komo4news #seattle #washington #dcyf #audit #childcare #funding

Seriously, it makes no sense and yet most people don’t care or even understand where their tax dollars go? Does anyone understand that all these programs cost money and you have to pay for administration cost? Guess what, most of the money never gets to the homeless or people that truly need the support. It’s all a scheme. Now you KNOW 🤯

@wdmorgan2 @ryangerritsen @alan_poirier @albertaborn32 That’s an ignorant comment and you don’t not speak for most Americans. The majority of Americans DO NOT hate Canadians.

@ryangerritsen @alan_poirier @albertaborn32 A majority of Americans now hate Canadians. We are tired of your ungrateful grifting.

One of the best visuals of the US vs Canada's military strength. I had no idea just how ill-equipped we really were. We should be incredibly thankful that they are our neighbors.

This is terrible. @mlb said if we dropped $100, we could watch all M’s games with no blackouts. Lies! 2 of first 4 games not available. Shame on you! Help @Softykjr @RyanDivish

@DerekWitt19 @SleeperMariners He’s off to a good start with 2!

@ps_mmw @SleeperMariners That would be HUGE if he did that. Going to be tough as he will platoon in RF - He needs to take as he is a very avg OF with zero speed

PREDICTION: Dominic Canzone will have ___ HR in 2026. #Mariners #TridentsUps