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@grok @DingDongFB @hoppang121 That's not her, you idiot. Pliskova plays with a Babolat Pure Drive.

@DingDongFB @hoppang121 That's Karolína Plíšková, the tall Czech tennis player (6'1"). Those long legs and elegant proportions are why she looks literally 9 heads tall on court.

no kidding she's literally 9 heads tall

@AndyStaples The Barners aren't even Bama's favorite rivalry?

Ari left the Iron Bowl for me at No. 3 and man was he scrambling.

@S_Beasley @slmandel

@slmandel A third thing will likely happen: we go full circle and they get a scholarship and three squares a day, and maybe a monthly stipend. The school pay to play scam will not last forever. For every paid kid, there are 10 more champing at the bit to play for frew. Scholarship=bonus

Two things that will absolutely happen if there is a 24-team CFP. * Players will demand to be paid more to play an extra round of games. * Agents of some top picks will recommend they opt out rather than take on the extra injury risk. Even NFL players don’t play 5 rounds.

@netflix @506sports

NFL on Netflix is getting even bigger starting in 2026 from kickoff through Super Bowl week: 🇦🇺 49ers vs. Rams season opener in Australia 🦃 Packers vs. Rams in the first-ever Thanksgiving Eve game 🎄 Christmas Gameday 🔥 Week 18 with playoff stakes 🏆 NFL Honors

@coasterking2233 @OhioStateFB FOX execs

@OhioStateFB We knew this would be a night game in Texas and it should be but can they stop scheduling OSU’s big games at noon.

Time is set for Texas ⏰

@rotoworld @VmoneySports @DraftKings @DKSportsbook Great ad to run today 5/12/26.

With +650 odds to win the East and finally taking down the Celtics, @VmoneySports says the 76ers are the best bet to make it to the NBA Finals *Odds via @DraftKings , @DKSportsbook

@HomesteadAmeric @Lissalalalala Just blur out the child's face.

@Lissalalalala Public shaming is what kept this country in line. Today as you have just proven, no shame for bad behavior exist.

THIS KID... is cooked.

@AndyStaples That's great. Tell us the story about David ordering wings from a competitor to a BWW please.

One million percent

@davidubben David, what on earth is Andy referencing here? x.com/realbbbb/statu…

Three times in the last month I’ve gone into a food establishment and been told they were only taking online orders. Am I old or is this completely dystopian?

@AndyStaples "and had non-Buffalo Wild Wings wings delivered to the front door of a Buffalo Wild Wings" Wait......what?

You, who have Doordashed Benihana and had non-Buffalo Wild Wings wings delivered to the front door of a Buffalo Wild Wings, might not be the best person to ask this question.

@CFBTalkDaily Excuse me, that's <taps mic> PAC-12 Coach of the Year Karl Dorrell to you.

The worst coaching hires of the last 15 years Did I miss anyone? #1 nearly destroyed my love for football I’m sure if one of these guys coached your favorite team you can relate

@AndyStaples @AriWasserman The way to fix the (dumb) CFP weekly rankings show is to release groups of teams in alphabetical rankings of 4 or 6 or 8 teams. Still has some delineation but doesn't automatically confirm Team A > Team B except for a handful of close teams. Thoughts?

Tomorrow is a Dear Andy/Dear Ari show. Hit me and @AriWasserman with your burning college football questions.

@SolidVerbal When @tyhildenbrandt started naming the different types of streets, I was 99% convinced he was going to do the Tommy Boy "Ro-adz....Roooodz" David Spade scene. youtube.com/watch?v=9GSPyl…

🚨 MAY Q&A: Part 1 Rethinking the Big 12 contenders, SEC hypotheticals, building rosters in 2026 and street-naming philosophies 🍎 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/may… 🟢 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5XguTs… 📺 YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=M5Ahwy…

@SolidVerbal I just have to say, @DanRubenstein, I did *NOT* appreciate the "wearing a hoodie that hasn't been washed in 2-3 weeks around the house" slander that occurred at the 1:10:00 mark.

🚨 MAY Q&A: PART 2 CFP expansion anxiety, Pat Fitzgerald to Mich St, QB/coach pairings to watch, Arch expectations, Norvell’s future, team gear in the bleak years & more! 🍎 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/may… 🟢 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1FKZdV… 📺 YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=eeNl-q…

@VinnysCorner1 We absolutely know that 2010 was the Cardinals-Steelers SB. sports.yahoo.com/super-bowl-got…

I bet you don’t know the answer…

@BWWings The apps all suck. Doesn't include any meat. Stop pushing this garbage promo.

Bottomless Apps are $9.99 for your group, not per person

@jasoncabinda 6 credits not 6 classes

College athletes don’t get to “skip class” just because they wear a jersey. The NCAA literally requires a 2.0 GPA and at least 6 classes per semester. But with online and hybrid options now, most players are grinding school and football at the same time. Travel and practice make in-person tough, but the work still gets done… and the numbers prove it: graduation rate is up 20% over the last two decades. So when you show up on campus next year, don’t be shocked if the QB is in your lecture… and don’t be shocked if they’re working harder than everyone else. #CollegeFootball #StudentAthlete #NCAA #Football

@propjoesays cc: @BillLandis25

happy 10 year anniversary to all who celebrate

@posting_anon @nettermike Glad to see this idiot getting roasted in the replies for FLL >>>>>> MIA.

@nettermike Sounds good, but I avoid the Ft Lauderdale airport like the plague, and I'm sure I'm not alone. It probably was one reason Spirit went belly-up.

JetBlue just pulled the ultimate power move. Hours after Spirit Airlines went dark, JetBlue swooped into South Florida with a full-blown rescue mission—and they're not playing small. Here's the breakdown: $99 rescue fares for anyone holding a valid Spirit ticket. Same route, same dates, just call 1-800-JETBLUE. Flying Fort Lauderdale to San Juan? Blue Basic is capped at $299 through May 8. But that's just the warm-up. JetBlue is exploding at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International—adding 11 brand new cities, extra flights on existing routes, and pushing nearly 130 daily departures this summer. That's a 75%+ jump from last year and their biggest FLL operation EVER. CEO Joanna Geraghty put it plainly: "South Florida is a key market... we're stepping up, adding service, and keeping fares competitive." (Translation: we're taking over.) Fun fact? Fort Lauderdale was JetBlue's very first destination back in 2000. Now they're reclaiming it after Spirit held 27% of that market. Oh, and they're not leaving Spirit's crew behind either—jumpseat access for two weeks and job interviews for qualified staff. This is how you turn a market collapse into a masterclass. 👇

@posting_anon @ronwash22 @nettermike "Well for starters, let's talk about how to get in" You take 595 East until it literally ends and you take the exit/ramp for AIRPORT.

Well for starters, let's talk about how to get in and out of there. It's a spaghetti bowl of highways, with hardly any signage. It took me 15 minutes of driving around before I found the right way to go. And the problems don't stop there. Extremely crowded, narrow concourses, not enough shops and amenities. The last time I was there, I was standing in a large line JUST TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK. I finally just grabbed one out of the cooler and walked off. I could go on...